A/N: Welcome back! =D I am so glad you guys reviewed. *attaches self to you* That is right I love you guys. This was been a crazy weekend for me. Really depressing and just shitty. X.x So if this chapter is crap then blame….uhh….blame….blame Sasuke. Yea, you can blame him. He hasn't been sleeping on his side of the bed lately. *shoves him off bed* =) (Yes I am obsessed with Sasuke. He is muyine. Not kidding…)

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ACCIDENTAL *X * ADDICTION

C H A P T E R * T H R E E

"You sure you don't serve ramen here?" Naruto asked standing from his seat at the booth, his eyes looking seriously into the waitress'.

"S-sorry, sir, but we don't serve ramen h-here." The waitress replied as she slowly walked away.

"Idiot. This is IHOP." I rolled my eyes setting my cup of tea back on the table. I noticed Naruto scrunched his nose as I did so.

"What's your point teme?" Naruto asked as he plopped back down into his seat crossing his arms.

"Translated, 'International House of Pancakes', dobe."

"Who the hell cares? They have burgers on the menu and other crap besides pancakes! They should have ramen, too!"

The same thought went in and out of my head as I massaged my temple, 'why did I decide to have dinner with the dobe?' Truly it was the nice thing to do after I beat him up, but now I was regretting it and I know my headache was, too.

The uproar the blonde was causing wasn't considered normal and I began to wonder if he was typically this loud when he wasn't at school. Even now he babbled on…

"…So that is why I know they should have ramen here. It does rank one of the best foods in the world." Naruto grinned with a hint of smirk in there.

I picked my tea back up and held it in my hand as I stared at Naruto, "Why don't you talk this much at school?"

"Huh? W-well you bastard, it is really dumb to talk in school when you should be studying." Naruto said with his gaze somewhere else, but me.

I scoffed, "Yes, but you don't do any of that, so I harly believe that is your case. You're always mellow and sitting at your table like an emo kid."

"Yea right teme! I'm totally not emo, you are!"

The dobe's finger was pointing rudely in my face and I eyed it with a cocked brow, "Riiight, I the one who is emo. Because I sulk at a table and never eat."

"I don't have LUNCH to bring to the school! Unlike you who has everything! You don't have to worry about paying rent and you don't worry about having enough clothes for the next day! Everyone likes you and bows down at your feet! You're rich, have every single female trying to molest you, and to top it off, you have the grades to make yourself all the more better than anyone else! You have everything!" Naruto's face was beat red after his yelling and the waitress setting our food at the table looked embarrassed.

I turned my head away, "Not everything." I murmured to myself.

It got deadly quiet after that and we both ate our food in silence. I noticed Naruto would occasionally glance my way and I'd just smirk. I was sure most of what he said was true though. Although, we had something in common; we were both alone. Whether or not he actually could see it, the matter was true. I didn't hang out with friends on the weekends. All those people at school only sat with me so they could be seen cool. It was a con! Fake! Not real!

I paid for our dinner and headed outside. The cold greeted us harshly, but the wind had picked up twice as before. The same clouds hovered over Naruto and I as we began to walk down the sidewalk. I tried to use my coat to hide myself from the biting wind, but it was futile.

I checked back at Naruto who walked casually behind me. His eyes were mesmerized by something in the distant. I noticed his lips were slightly blue from the cold and his blond spikes were whisking in the wind.

"Hn, dobe." I whispered as I continued down the sidewalk.

"Teme, where are we going?" Naruto asked catching up with me," this isn't the way back to my house."

"I know."

"Then where are we going?" Naruto questioned me with a confused expression.

"To my car."

Naruto rolled his eyes and sighed, "I'm sure it would have been quicker just to walk to my house. Unless you didn't want to walk back to your car in the cold weather. I guess I can understand that, but I do it all the time." Naruto spoke with a proud smirk, "Poor pampered Uchiha can't take a bit of coooolddd?"

"Hn.." I continued to walk, ignoring the blonde trailing behind me.

'FLASH'

'CRACK'

….and then it started to rain. Of all the wonderful things that could happen, rain. Just fucking fantastic! I glared at the small droplets as they fell from grey clouds.

"Damn.." Naruto snickered walking faster to keep with my pace, "The rain sure is cold, huh?" Naruto looked at me with a small smile. I wasn't sure if he was trying to tease me, but I wasn't thrilled.

"I hate rain." I growled with seething anger in my voice.

"AHHCHOO!" Naruto paused and whipped his nose, "Yea, me neither. It always makes me sick."

I stared at the dobe as he began to rant about the last time it rained. Just looking at him made me see that he was so use to this type of stuff. When I was in his house earlier I knew he didn't have a heater. The house was probably uncomfortable and hard to sleep in with that nasty, icy weather.

"-but it stopped raining, so my house was saved. I did have a lot of water to clean up afterwards." Naruto rambled on.

"What? Why are you staring at me?" Naruto blushed and turned his face away to hide it.

I shrugged it off and continued to walk. We were almost to my car anyway. Plus standing in the pouring rain was really stupid.

"Raindrops are falling on my head, doo doo doo doo." Naruto sang as he hopped over puddles.

"I feel really sorry for that baby." I smirked while watching the dobe's hopping.

"Why?" Naruto stopped and immediately pouted in my direction.

"Cause you're so immature and childish."

"I am not!"

"I guess when you're all emo… like at school you look closer to normal, but this is clearly something mental." I said with the same smirk still staining my lips.

"Pssh, like you're one to talk! You get mad at anything and everything that crosses your path. Someone needs to yank that pole out of your ass!"

"Dobe."

"Teme!"

"Moron."

"Bastard!"

I watched Naruto huffing at me with a flushed face through the rain. He was absolutely exhausted and I didn't see it. Even after eating I could tell that there was something he was hiding. He used walls and facades to hide his feelings. Like at school. He would sit alone and keep to himself, because he didn't want anyone to see through the wall he built up. He was afraid of me. That is why he sings to himself, hops over puddles, insults me. It is what protects him from other people like me. I am a threat to him because I pry through his walls. Of course I don't intentionally get in anyone's space, but this is an exception. He is pregnant with MY child. My child's carrier is physically and probably mentally weak.

I sighed as I watched Naruto breathe deeper and deeper. He smirked and gave me his best cocky look, "Ha, I win!"

I turned my back to Naruto keeping all my emotions to myself. I didn't want to retort and insult him back. It would rile him up and stir what energy remained inside his body. This boy really had boundless energy, too. How could someone- for years- pretend like everything was alright? It was morbid and sick. Didn't matter what he was.

We finally reached the school parking lot and I eyed my single car standing out like a sore thumb, "Hn, we're her-"

I heard a faint moan and turned around as Naruto's eyes rolled back in his head. His whole body fell forward and I mentally gasped catching him into my arms. He fainted. Blacked out. Lost conscious.

The rain continued to pelt us and I hissed to myself as it picked up its pace. As if it was teasing me in the bad moment. I knelt down on one knee gazing at Naruto. I felt vindicated and struck. I wasn't someone to help another being, but he was carrying my child and I couldn't just leave it to die right? The rain soaked through my clothes and the rain pitter-pattered over myself as I kneeled there.

Obsidian orbs stared onto the pale skin and blue lips of the sleeping dobe. His features were soft and smooth. I reached my hand up and brushed my fingertips across the surface of his cheek. Then it met his mop of blond hair and I brushed the stands of wet matted hair out of his face. He was beautiful. I never noticed or saw it, but he was.

I snorted. What was I saying? My brow twitched at the thoughts throbbing in my head. I needed to stop thinking things that Uchiha's never think about. We don't get all angsty and love-struck. We're pricks who concentrate on work and priority!

I swept Naruto into my arms and stood onto my feet. I wasn't planning on dragging him if that was what you were thinking.

He was light and easy to carry. I looked down in my arms and watched Naruto's head lean into my chest. He was really out of it because I was sure if he knew the position he was in, he'd probably cough out as many insults and nonsense as he could.

I opened my car door and sat him in the back seat. I owned a black Mustang with a custom red streak down the middle. It wasn't anything galore, but I liked it nonetheless.

Once I got in the driver's seat, I started the car and listened to it roar to life. Naruto was very wrong. I was indeed 'not' heading to his house.

Darkness filled the sky and the rain didn't make anything better. My headlights captured the rain and it sparkled within the light as I drove forward.

After a few minutes passed by I pulled up to my house. I rolled down the window and gave my password to the gate. I really hated it. Normal people just roll into their garage. I had to say my full name to even get TO my drive way that leads to my garage.

I watched the screen flash as it read 'accepted password.' The gate opened and I drove until I reached the garage.

I was enthralled that my parents were gone for the day. My parents and Itachi wouldn't be back from their conference until tomorrow night.

I shoveled Naruto into my arms and knotted my brows at his flushed face. He looked so empty and drained. I digressed. Too many thoughts that didn't matter. I opened the side door of my house and a bright light greeted me, as well as my family's butler.

"Uchiha-san…welc-" He paused and stared at the soaked blonde in my arms. Not to mention my drenched figure, too.

"Can I get you a towel, Uchiha-san?" He asked with a small bow.

"Uh, yea, that would be nice." I answered, tightening my grasp on Naruto, as not to drop him.

Only a minute later did he return with the towels, "Here you are." I laid them over my shoulder and began my leave from the living room.

"Oh, and Jeremy, do NOT tell my parents about this!" I glared looking back. Jeremy only bowed, "As you wish Uchiha-san" Then he left.

I let out a deep breath as I lay Naruto onto my bed. I made it up three flights of stairs and was exhausted. I sat at the corner of my bed and watched him with sereneness. His soaked clothes needed to be taken off. Especially the jacket; it was too thick to ignore. I knelt over his body and gently pulled his waist towards my chest. I pulled the jacket over his head and away from his body. Quickly I lay it over a rack in my bathroom to dry.

I pulled my comforter over Naruto to keep him warm. My eyes scanned his stomach and the marking that stained his angelic tone. He was breathing softly and he looked slightly better after removing the jacket. I turned the heater up in my room to warm him and hopefully it would allow him to regain consciousness.

Finally I decided to take a shower and warm myself up as well. I won't lie that it did cross my mind to bring him along with me in the shower. The hot water would probably help him, but I didn't want to have to explain it to him later. Rolling my eyes I ignored my ideas. I wasn't going to do anything out of line. Although I was sure I already passed that line a while ago. Plus, two guys in one shower sounds really gay…in the literal way. I didn't want to explore any further. Not like having sex with a guy wasn't exploring….

Damnit! My head was reeling!

Once I finished my shower and got dressed in my sweats and a black T-shirt I exited my bathroom, but froze when I noticed Naruto wasn't on my bed anymore.

"Hn….dobe…?" I asked looking around the room. Sighing, I opened my door to see if he left. Of course if he did that would stir a bigger mess around the mansion. The maids would start rumors and then…it might even get back to my parents.

I hissed through my teeth and stormed down the hallway. Not a dobe in sight.

Suddenly it hit me! Naruto probably woke up and left for his house. I knew deep down he was avoiding me. That would explain why he skipped school all of last week. I mentally cursed myself and turned the hallway corner.

'OOF'

I collided into the said boy and tumbled on top of him. My hands were placed beside his head and my knees fell between his legs comfortably. It surprised me to see him still here, but more that he was shirtless and under my body. His eyes were wide and replete. He didn't know how to respond as neither did I.

"Finally you're out you bastard." Naruto spoke, pushing the blush down his throat. His hands came up on my chest and he pushed me off him. His hands were soft, but his touch short. Vaguely his rebuff actions surprised me, but I felt better with the tension broken, "You were in that shower way too long!"

I stood up and leaned against the corner of the wall as Naruto looked away. "You fainted. So, I brought you to my house."

Naruto sighed loudly with histrionic evident in his voice, "Yea, I know. I got lost trying to find a bathroom…since someone hogged the other one."

"You should have stayed in my room."

"Ohh, then wet your bed and have you throw a girly tantrum?" Naruto stood onto his feet and smirked, "Though I'm sure it would suit you." His finger prodded into my chest and my glare only intensified.

"Let's go." I took his arm and dragged him back to my room, listening to him complain before shutting the door and locking it.

"You idiot, you went pee only a few hours ago. How could you possibly have to go again?" I asked as I went through my dresser.

"Shut up! I'm just normal, unlike you who lacks human skills."

I turned around raising a brow. "First off…it isn't a skill to pee, dobe." I grabbed a pair of sleeping clothes and threw them at Naruto who sat at the end of my bed, "second, you're not normal, you're a pregnant boy. Think about it."

Naruto growled at my insult and watched me closely.

"Anyway, you can take a shower and change into those clothes. I think they might fit."

Naruto nodded and headed into the bathroom. I heard it lock and I rolled my eyes. I wondered if it were by habit or if he really thought I'd walk in on him.

Time passed and I waited on my bed reading while Naruto showered.

After several minutes Naruto opened the door and I could see from the corner of my eye he was taking in his surroundings. My room was bland and boring. The walls were white and there was only a clock hanging above my dresser. I had a night stand and a desk for home work. There was a TV sitting on top of my dresser which was never turned on. Sadly my room was still empty with all the furniture sitting in my room. It was considerably boring for a teenage boy room.

"It is really clean." Naruto spoke as he sat in a chair next to my desk. I set my book down and crossed my legs Indian-style.

"I'm not a slob like you."

"Asshole!"

"Hn…" I replied as I lay back against my pillow, my dark eyes watching Naruto's every move.

"You probably have maids clean your room." Was Naruto's retort.

"No one is allowed in my room."

"I'm in your room, teme." Naruto teased.

"Never said you were a someone."

Naruto stood from the chair and scoffed, "Look, I'm leaving. Thanks for your hospitality you asshole. You can return my jacket to me later….or better yet, just keep it!" Naruto reached his hand out grabbed the door knob, but I quickly placed my hand over his stopping his actions.

"Calm down." I said as I removed his hand off the knob.

"No, you listen to me! I don't want to be here! You're just like everyone else! You're rude and you think I'm a freak and a monster! I am dirt- no lower than dirt in your eyes and I won't continue to lower myself to you!" Naruto bit his lip, "Whatever reason you had for doing what you did today, just drop it. I won't tell anyone I am pregnant. I'll hide away until the baby is born and I'll give it up for adoption." Naruto shook his head, his voice weakening, "Then you'll never have to worry about this any further. I'll stay out of your life and you'll stay out of mine."

I looked away from him. I didn't want to do this anymore, but he did strike a point. Why did I get all involved? All I wanted to do was clear up all the shit he started about being pregnant. I should have walked away right then. I should have laughed at him and left. Instead I took him to dinner and shared my house with him. Clearly he was uncomfortable and confused. No one did this for him and I think he knew it was a lie and false.

"You're not leaving."

"W-what?"

I grabbed Naruto's arm and threw him into my bed. His body bounced once before resting. "Y-you. What do you thin-" I set my hand over his loud mouth and leaned over his body hissing, "It is raining like Noah's flood out there and unless you want to walk alone in the freezing ass rain, I suggest you sleep at my house."

Naruto removed my hand barking, "Why the hell do you care?"

"Hn…you forget, but you carry my child, dobe." I said staring directly into his eyes. I didn't understand why I kept this up and continued my urging, but it felt right and somewhere deep down I didn't want to see him ending up dead.

"So what? I know you don't want it! You hate kids- no, people in general!" Naruto protested as he wiggled his self away from me.

We both sat on my bed, not a word being exchanged or muttered.

After a long pause and the dobe's constant staring battle I became irate and spoke, "You're an idiot. You fainted tonight and you act like it was nothing. Do you want to die?"

"Shut up!" Naruto squeezed his eyes shut tightly.

I grabbed his arm and pressured my touch, "Do you?"

Naruto flashed open his crystal eyes and shoved me away with his free arm, "Bastard! It would be so much better if I were dead than alive!"

Naruto jumped back, alarmed at what he said. His hand came up towards his stomach and he sighed, "J….just. I need to sleep. Where is my room?" He was blatantly trying to shrug it off like what he said was nothing.

I led Naruto into the guest's room and didn't say a word to him the whole way. He didn't need anything from me anymore and I certainly didn't want to speak to him about any of this. I wasn't going to be able to say I would make it better because I couldn't even make it better for myself. My family was cold hearted and strictly prick related. We didn't have a heart that beat like normal and Naruto was probably the closest thing to love there was. I knew that he possessed a heart and he hid it from the world because he was afraid to show it.

Naruto walked into the room and looked around. Like my room it was clean and white. Everything seemed too perfect and setup for him, but I was sure he was happy to sleep in a real bed.

"Dobe…" I turned around and faced myself outside the hallway, "If you kill yourself then I'll kill you again, once I find your sorry ass soul." Then I shut the door and left him alone.

I had no idea why I said it. It sounded like something someone would say to a person they cared about, but I didn't care about Naruto. I was annoyed by everything he did. Today was the first real time I spent with him and I found myself irritated….but…..there were times I would joke and play around. There were times where I felt like I was supposed to be there for him.

"Tsk.." I gritted my teeth. I know that I was just teasing myself. I wasn't that way and I never was going to be.

I lay back in my bed and pulled my comforter close to my face. All I needed in my life was what Itachi snatched from me; power within my family. It was my soul purpose for living. Not some dobe..

Dim sunlight peeked through my window as I woke up. Glancing at my clock I saw that school would be starting soon. I yawned weakly and stretched as I pulled myself out of my bed. I heard the sink in my bathroom on and curiously opened the door looking onto blond sunny hair and icy blue eyes. He looked to be washing his face.

"Wow, your hair looks like the end of a broom, teme." Naruto laughed as he dried his face.

I glared looking into my reflection in the mirror. Snorting, I picked up and comb and brushed it out. I gathered some water to keep it placed and sighed once it looked some-what normal. Naruto did seem to be in a better mood than last night. I looked over at him as he cleaned the sink area. Now that I gave him a good scan, I'd have to admit he looks a lot better showered and dirt free. His hair was brighter and shined when the light touched it.

"I have an extra toothbrush you can use and other stuff you might need." I went through the drawers and pulled out deodorant, toothpaste, and a toothbrush.

I left the bathroom and got dressed myself, finding extra school clothes for Naruto to wear. I found last year's uniform and figured it would probably fit him.

"You ready dobe? We need to leave." I knocked on the bathroom door impatiently.

Naruto opened the door slowly and walked out. His eyes were darting from me and the floor, then the ceiling and back at me.

"Hm, you look a little normal now."

"Teme!" Naruto blushed angrily.

It wasn't a lie that he looked stunning dressed in actual clothes. Before he looked like some kid on those 'feed the orphan' commercials. He wore my white dress shirt with tan slacks and a black undershirt was visible through the white. His hair was still wild, but he tamed it better today than others.

I tried not to stare at him and broke my trance as I opened the door and headed for my car. Naruto followed keeping his distance from me. He gets embarrassed too easily.

Quietly I drove to school. It was really annoying when the dobe sat frozen in the seat next to me and it made me feel antsy. When he was the one pricking up on me it was as if the world was coming to an end. I should remind him about being emo, but I didn't want to stir a fight.

Abruptly I stopped the car right before the school yard. Naruto looked over to me and I set the car into park releasing my hold on the wheel, "You can get out now."

Naruto glared clenching his pants, "I knew it. You don't want to be seen with me. Heh, I am so fucking stupid! Here I was….just about to think….maybe…." Naruto sighed, stopping himself. "You're not even worth it Uchiha. But I understand, I don't want to ruin your reputation!" I watched as Naruto opened the car door and climbed out.

"I only can hope MY baby doesn't turn out a jerk like you! Thanks for everything, asshole!"

"SLAM"

I stared at the slammed door for a moment before driving forward. I parked my car and headed into the school. My mind was gone and I didn't hesitate. It was horrible to feel this way when you were so use to being a closed off Uchiha. But it hurt even more to have 'him' pissed off at me. Why?

'Ugh, doesn't make any damn sense!' I argued with myself as I walked through the front door.

A ping of guilt stabbed me when I saw no other than that red headed freak-show talking to an angered Naruto. I gritted my teeth and clenched my hands together as I walked past him. He was trying to get on my nerves wasn't he?

"Uchiha…" The dark voice spoke as I walked by. Oh yes, he really was.

I stopped my pace, but did not turn around to greet him.

"I told you to stay away from him."

A stoic look spread across my face as I turned around, "I don't listen to anyone."

I saw Naruto next to him. His eyes were shady and dark. His anger was still high from earlier, but he seemed guilty about something and his face was devoid from all actions.

"We'll see about that." Gaara said as he gently took Naruto's hand and brought it up towards his face. His eyes shut gently as he lips touched his fingers in a kiss. My anger only boiled for an unknown reason, but all I knew currently was someone was going to fucking die!

I left it sorta…in a bad spot. O.o; What will Sasuke do now that Gaara is being all touchy with Naruto? Hmmm, he better do something! Well, uh, yes…so…thanks for the reviews so far, but if you want me to update I would like for you guys to keep reviewing. Makes my day! Like you have no idea. X.x

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