HI HI, here's another chapter. It might be a lot shorter than the other's because I shorta didn't have any idea's. Oh and about the akatsuki turning human again. I actually wanted to wait till like chapter 10 but I might make it in the next chapter or so.
Lexi: what about the drama stuff?
Emily: Drama? Where, tell me where *Looks around*
Aoi: btw there's yaoi in this chapter too *straight face*
AWW~ AOI, it was suppose to be a surprise, But any way's if you like yaoi then please review your fav. akatsuki pairing and why. I will tell you my fav and tell you why
Aoi: Baka~, you can't tell them, it's already in the chapter title, basically you already told them
Emily: I think bleaching your hair has done something to you mai
Lexi: Poor, poor mai *shakes head*
Well I can still tell them why *pout's in corner*
Lexi: Disclaimer) mai owns only me, aoi, Emily and herself. She also owns the actions and events, and the place, none of the Naruto people.
Emily: ON WITH THE STORY!
I woke up from the alarm clock. Why do i set it on week end's, don't now. I sighed and looked over to my alarm clock. Six'o clock in the fing moring. I qucikly turned off my alarm clock and sat up. I smiled. Last night was pretty weired. They all started asking me questions after we ate. Some where during the middle, a very tired looking but freaking cute hidan kitten came strolling into the front room. He sat next to kakuzu and took one of his pizza roll's. He only had 2 left, he just had finish one. But kakuzu didn't say anything, just glanced at the tried hidan and i could of sworn i saw a smile. But anyways my shows where over and the most boring, lamest, stupidest show in thee world came on, King of the moher fucking hill. Man do i hate that show. Though i do like the one where he goes and plays with a dolphin and it tries to fuck him. I laughed my ass off then. But as soon as i saw the show on i qucikly stood up and picked up kakuzu and hidan and walked up stairs. I sat them on my bed and walked back down stairs and picked up konan.
"Go up stairs" i said. They just sat there. Oh hell no, when i tell you to do something you do it, that goes for the akatsuki to.
"Get you sorry ass up to my room and go to bed now or i will gut you like a fish" i said in a terrfing tone.
"We don't have to take orders from you, we can kill you, un" deidara said smirking. I sat konan down and like a awesome person she is she went up stairs, with tobi and kisame following.
"TOBI WILL LISTEN TO MAI-CHAN" he yelled happily, hopping up the stairs. I walked into the kitechen and grabed the biggest knifve we got. I walked back in and grabed deidara by his tail and lifted him up. I put the knive to his neck.
"Listen here, i don't give a damn who you are and what you can do, but this is my mother fucking world and you will listen to me, Just because your a cat doesn't mean i will kill you, your weak in this form, until you turn human you listen to me, scarth that, you will listen to mean even when your human" i said in a low tone. He gulped and nodded. I looked to the others and they gulped and nodded. Even pein. Good. I set him down and put the knifve back up before walking up the stairs. I let everyone in my room and closed and locked it. I'm very pariond with unlocked doors, all doors must be locked, even in cars. I layed down in my bed and went to sleep with my fav's. Yup insetering. I thearten a akatsuki member, made the akatsuki bad-ass leader fear me, and saw the most cutest thing ever. But anyways, I got out of bed and went into my bathroom. I took off my clothes and put on some white short Pj shorts and a red tank top. I have a cabinet in my bathroom where i had put all my pj's, well some of them. I walked out of my bathroom and went over to my desk. I sat down in my comfy rolley chair. I pulled out some paper and started to draw a few pictures. About halfway though my cat with wings picture, tobi jumped up onto my desk and eyed me down. I sat my penical down and looked over to him.
"Yes" i ask in a bored tone.
"What do you now about the akatsuki?" he asked in his not so tobi voice. I just smiled. I knew this would happen soon, plus everyone else was asleep.
"I know everything, and it's not just me, there are tone of people who now about you guys" i said. He glared at me.
"Mai" someone asked from my door way. I turned around to see aoi standing there. Her eye's where a little puffy. I shot up from my seat, walking towards her and brought her in, closing the door. I sat beside her on my bed.
"What's wrong?" i asked her. She sniffed. I waited. She would tell me, they always do.
"What's going on?" asked a tired pein. I looked around to see that all the akatsuki have awoken, its a good thing only i can hear them. I picked up sasori and handed him to aoi, she gently took him and hugged him to his chest. Finally, after a minute, she turned towards me. Tears running down her face.
"Robert t-tried to r-rape me" she said in a shackey vocie. My heart tighten. A lot. It hurt me, seeing my best friend like this. Knowing i could of stoped it. I pulled her up and layed her down on my bed. I picked up each kittey, none giving me problem's. I set them infront of her. Turning off the lights, but my night light, i layed down infront of her, kittey's infront f us. I stayed awake, listening to the soft snores coming from everyone.
"Mai?" konan asked me. Guess she was still wake.
"Hai" i said.
"Are you alright?" she asked. Was i? i wasn't sure. But all i now is this is my falut. Everythings my fault. She may think it's her fault and try beating her self up about it, but it's mine. I knew there was something fishy about robert, and i was to stupid because i saw how happy she was. I couldn't take that away from her.
"No, im not alright, this is my fault" i said, feeling my eyes blur up.
"Mai, this is not your fault, plus she said tried there fore he couldn't go all they way though with it" konan said. Doesn't matter to me. Just seeing her cry even scared for her life like that, it made me feel weak, helpless, made me feel that i couldn't do anything about it. I don't wanna talk about this anymore.
"Goodnight" i said, hugging the sleeping kisame in my arms.
"Goodnight mai" she said. Soon the darkness greated me with a nightmare.
*Morning*
I woke up feeling a lick on my cheek. Blinking my eyes open, i see tobi awake while everyone else is asleep.
"Yes" i ask.
"Your thing is about to go off, you should turn it off and let your friend stay here" mandra said. I sighed, looking up to my friend. Must of scared the shit out of her. I know it did, cause i was scared shit less. I nodded before rolling over and turning of my alarm, before it went off. Getting up i changed, i was to sleepy to care if mandra was watching or not. I grabed my book bag and headed to the door, but i stoped. I walked over to my desk and pulled out a sticky note and wrote:
I'm going to school, You stay home and watch the kittens
Just give them human food, KK
-Love Mai
and left. As i was walking down the road, my mom called.
"Moshi moshi?" i said.
"Hello, mai" she asked.
"Hai?" i said.
"Tomarrow a big hurricane is coming by so you will have to watch imasu, the babies are coming with me to see uncle chuck in indianna, we'll be back a day after the storm, ok" She said a little to fast.
"Hurrican, isamu, babies, Indiana yup, got it" i said happily, now skipping to my bus stop.
"Sigh, really mai" she said in a dissapointed vocie.
"What" i said in a innocted vocie.
"Whatever, bye love you" she said.
"Bye, love you two" i said hanging up. Just then our bus pulled up. Hoping on, i walked to the back where emily and lexi greated me.
"Sup" lexi said.
"Hi" Emily said.
"Hi Hi" i said sitting down by the window.
"Where's aoi?" emily asked. Suddenly i punched the seat in front of me. I turned to my wide eyed friends.
"There's going to be a fight at school" i said and looked back out the window. My friends being my friends qucikly droped the subject and chated with them selfs. The whole way there i kept quiet, looking out my winbow. I was so into thinking of ways to hurt the bitch that i didn't even see we stoped.
"Mai" lexi called, pulling me out of my thoughts.
"Yes?" i said, turning towards her and emily.
"We're at school, thought you wanted to know" emily said. I just nodded and got up and walked off the bus. Walking towards the gym, with a smirk i thought of 1 thing. Someone's going to die today, and it's not me. No one talked to me as i stormed to the gym. Everyone knows not to mess with me when im pissed off. I pushed the gym doors open and walked in with a stright face, emily and lexi behind me. I walked staright to robert, clenching my fists.
"She told you?" he said with a smirk. I quckily tried to punch him, but he caught it. Punching me in the face with his other fist. The gym went silent. Everyone stared in shock. Oh yea, i forgot to mention that robert hasn't been here long enothe to know that you should never, ever hurt me. There was a loud thud as he fell to the ground, holding his cheek where i punched him. I didn't stop. I started kicking him in his gut, about 6 times before i rolled him over onto his stomach. Grabing both his arms, i put one of my feet on his back, and pulled his arms. A scream echoed though out the gym as i heared a sickieing crack echo with it. I smiled sweetly, letting go of is arms and rolling him over. I sat down on his stomach and let my fist fly. People where all chanting me. The teachers came running in, ripping me off the bastard. He's lucky. If i didn't stop, he would problay be in a coma or dead. He was pretty messed up, a cut and swallon bleeding lip, black eye, blood running down his brokon nose. I'm pretty sure there was other damage's that i couldn't see. I smiled more.
"PRINCIPAL OFFICE NOW!" yelled the dean. The teacher who was holding me back pushed me in the direction of the principal's office. I walked silently there with a blank face. Walking in, he eyed me up and down. He sighed.
"What happened this time" he asked, pointing to the chair infront of his desk. I sat down.
"Just beat robert, he's lucky the teacher's came or he'd be in a coma or dead" i stated, a small smile on my lips. He just started at me, narowing his eye's a little.
"Why'd you do it" he asked, more like demand. I sat there, staring at my feet. I don't know if i should tell him. Aoi might not like that. But the bastard deserve's going to prison. I looked him into the eyes.
"I'll tell you but you have to swear on your wife's grave that you won't tell anyone but the police" i said. He looked shocked for a monet but then mad. He's wife died a few months ago and i'm the only one who knows about it. So it's kinda a touche subjech between us but i only use it if it was a serious cause. This is a very serious cause.
"I swear on my...wife's grave" he said. I smiled. He finally admitted it, He never really said anything about his wife because he didn't want it to be true. At least we both get something out of this, robert gets to go to prison and Principal Gutis can stop lying about his wife. I took a deep breathe.
"Robert tried to rape aoi" i said, voice cracking. I could feel the tears roll down my face. It was queit for a moment before he spoke up.
"Mai, i'll talk to the police and i'm sorry but your going to have to be expelled for a week" he said in a sad tone. I nodded and left. As i was walking towards the front door of the school, i ran into emily and lexi.
"What happend" they both asked.
"Nothin much, just expelled for a week" i said. They both sighed.
"Why'd you do that?" lexi asked. I looked at her for a moment.
"If you want to know ask Aoi" i said, walking pass them and out the door and started walking down the road. I was so happy that i started skipping home. The reason why i'm so happy is because i get a whole week off of school, which means a whole week with my akatsuki kitties. This is going to be so much fun. I unlocked the door, quietly and pushed it opened. Walking in was the most funniest thing ever. The front room lights where off. Aoi was sitting on the couch with her legs up, hugging red(Sasori) to her chest as they both shock. Sharky(Kisame) was shaking, trying to hide behind vampire(Itachi) who was trying not to glance at the TV but couldn't help but look, i could tell he was scared. Gergore and jasmin(Pein and Konan) where sitting very close together, shaking. Princess(Deidara) was trying hard not to shit him self and kill pumkin(Tobi) who was clinging onto him. Drocke(Kakuzu) was sitting there quiet please with himself as snowflake(Hidan) was pushed up against him, shaking. They where all watching the most scariest movie that has ever been made, The Vist. dun dun DUN! I took out my phone and took a picture, sound and lighting off. Suddenly a evil plan hit me. A smirk speared across my face as i sneaked behind the couch, almost stepping on a passed out zetsu, and up behind aoi. I scream the most loudest ever, causing aoi to scream and the kitties hiss with brushed tail's. I fell to the floor laughing my ass of.
"MAI, THAT'S NOT FUNNY!" Aoi yelled, glaring at me from the other side of the couch. I couldn't breath. After about a minute of me dying of laughter i finally stoped when aoi asked me something.
"Where'd you get the black eye?" she asked, in a very seious tone. I stood up and walked around the couch. Sitting down beside lexi, i put my head on the back of the couch and started at the ceiling. I felt suddened wait on my lap. Looking down, konan was on my lap with tobi beside her. Pein was on the floor by my feet with itachi beside him. Kisame was sitting very close to my side staring wide eyed at the tv screen, it was still playing. Sasori was still being hugged by aoi and he was smirking at the two figure's in aoi's lap. Zetsu was laying down on the back of the couch in between mine and aoi's head. Hidan was in aoi's lap shacking like a leaft along with deidara while kakuzu sat beside aoi, smirking at hidan.
"What happened?" konan asked, with worry in her voice.
"Tobi think's mai-chan should tell Aoi-chan what happened" tobi said, his tail wagging. I sighed. I looked over to her as she stared into my eye's with a emotionless face, as did i.
"I killed your fucking boyfriend" i said smirking. She stayed the same. My smirk fell and was replaced with a frown. I crossed my arms over my chest and looked the other way.
"Almost, he only got one hit at me" i said .
"Of course, mai would never kill anyone" she stated. I glanced over to her, she was staring at the screen still hugging sasori. If you looked closey you could just see the preverted smirk on his little kittey mouth. I glanced down to aoi's lap. Deidara was passed out and hidan was shaking horribly. My poor baby. I reached out and grabed him, he freaked but then reilized it was me, picking him up and hugging him to my chest.
"There there snowflake, i gotcha, i'll make the big mean grandapa and grandama go away now" i said in a tone you say to crying babies. He glared up at me while eveyone else laughed there ass off, expect zetsu and deidara, they where asleep. Pein and itachi couldn't stop there lip's from twitching upward. We all turned our attenion back to the movie.
"Why are you here?" aoi suddenly asked.
"I got suspened for a week, if you want you can head on to school, just go see the principal first" i said eyes glued to the TV, by now i saw starting to shack. And it was almost over. She 'Hn-ed' and pulled the passed out deidara off her lap and set sasori down beside him.
"Ok, i'll see you guy's later" she said walking towards the door.
"Decues"
"Bye-Bye"
and with that she shut the door. I turned back and looked at sasori, pointing a finger at him.
"Pervert" and with that i turned back to the TV just as a jump scare jump out, making me scream, making everyone else scream. After we all stoped screaming i busted out laughing.
"OMG THAT WAS SO FUNNY YET SCRAY AT THE SAME TIME" i said between my laughing.
"I didn't think it was funny, un" deidara grumbled.
"It's ok princess, you can get your beauty sleep tonight" i said turning off the tv before it could scare us again.
"I'm so hungry" i whinded as my stomach grumbled.
"Then go make some fucking food, bitch" hidan said rubbing is ear's. I titled my head.
"What's up with your ears?" i asked him. He glared at me.
"You fucking screamed in my fucking ear's" he snapped.
"Well, if you wanna blame anyone blame the movie, anyways who's hungry?" i asked. I got a course of me's. I nodded, set hidan down beside kakuzu(Inner self squeal's with delight) and i walk off to the kitchen. Looking though the cabinet's and fridge. I have deiced to make hamburger helper! My fav. I set everything up and started cooking. 10 minutes later i have a wonderful, delicious looking meal, sitting on the table. I gave everyone a bowl full, they all ate hungrily. I now im a good cook but im not like 5 star chef rank. My friends say other wise. They said i could bring our cooking teacher down to her neen's, Btw i already did just don't tell them. I got me a big bowl full and sat down at the table. I sat there eating in silence. After my third bite, i stood up and ran up stairs, into my room, grabed my laptop ran down the stairs, glaing at the floor as i fell. I quickly stood up and sat back down in my spot at kitchen table. I opened my laptop and went to youtube, Thank jashin it wasn't on my home page or i would have became a horrible crying mess. Anyways, i looked up pewdiepie and watched is lastest video's. The kitten's had jumped on the table and watched the video's with me.
"What is this?" itachi asked, pocking it.
"It's a laptop" i said.
"A laptop?" kisame asked. I nodded.
"Hai" i said.
"Explain more" sasori demand. I glanced over to him and back to the screen, ingoring him.
"Tell us, un" deidara said, i ingored him too.
"May you please explain more about this laptop" konan asked, oh so nicely. I turned towards her.
"Of course i would, you guy's should have just asked me too" i said with a grin. They glared at me.
"A laptop a computer that is portable and suitable for use while traveling" i said. They all stared at me.
"Why do you seem so smart but act so fucking stupid" zetsu said. I smiled.
"Because if i act stupid people will miss judge that im a weak mindless girl when thats lexi and emily, if you want to see the real me, make me really mad" i said with a sweet smile before turning back to the screen. We watched in totally silence.
"What are they doing?" pein asked.
"They're real life people, they're playing a game called minecraft, which you have to buy, and they record what they do and post it onto this website as entertainment" i said not looking up from my screen.
"That's just a waste of money" kakuzu grunted. I sighed.
"All you fucking care about is money, shut the fuck up about fucking money!" hidan said glaring at kakuzu who glared right back.
"Your one to talk, you always none stop talking about your stupid ass god" kakuzu said. Hidan's ears twitched and his tail fluff when kakuzu said 'Stupid ass god'.
"Don't you dare insult Lord jashin" he growled. Kakuzu rolled his eye's.
"There you go again, talking about something that doesn't excites" kakuzu said. Suddenly he was falling off the side of the table with hidan on top of him. As soon as they hit the floor they started fighting. I simpaly ignored them, with everyone else, and counited watching my show. I jump on every jump scare, because i can be scared easily. Once over i closed my laptop and put the dishes in the sink. I picked up hidan and kakuzu and walked to the basement door in hallway and went in. The akatsuki followed me as i went down stairs and sat down on the L shaped couch putting kakuzu and hidan beside me. I turned on the x-box this time. There was a x-box one, a PS 4 and 3, A wii u and some portable game console's. I was playing my favorite game ever.
"What are you doing?" Tobi asked me. I smiled.
"This, my dear tobi, is a wonderful game call MINECRAFT" i said happily. I was at this moment of time, fixing up a village. I put a fence around it and i was making me a 2 story house and stuff (A/N: i do this all the time on my minecraft). I played for about a hour or two while the akatsuki watched me and asked question's. Deidara, hidan, tobi, itachi, konan where asleep.
"Ok, i'm bored" i said, putting the game on pause. What to do, what to do.
"Light bulb" i said, like gru in despicable me. I saved the game, went to youtube and looked up vine. Putting on a video, i picked up kakuzu and went upstairs. I grabbed my laptop and went up stairs to my room, closing and locking the door. I sat him down on my bed.
"Why are we hear?" he asked. I put on a sicking smile.
"Do you remember when i fell off the stairs and you laughed at me, hmm well let's just say this is pay back" i said. His ear's flatten against his head and his eye's widen a little. I sat down and opened up my laptop. I opened up a new table and went to google Images. I sat kakuzu in my lap, facing the screen, and typed in kakuhida. His face when the picture's came up where hilarious. It was in between surprise and embarrassment with a hint of pleasure( Yes kakuzu and hidan are my fav yaoi pairing 3). I giggled.
"Let's keep this a secret" i whispered. He nodded after a while. I started scrolling down looking at the pictures with squeal's. I love yaoi, if im in a awful mood, just give me yaoi and I'll be fine.
"Wait, how are we on here?" he asked. I sighed, i forgot to tell them what they are here.
"Well you guys are from a popular show, you already know what that is, and people draw there favorite character's from that show, as in you guys, there are people out there who ship people together, like me" i said with a squeal. He only nodded. We stayed up there for about a hour, looking up picture's of all kind's of stuff. I think our bonding time has increase our relationship. Anyways, we left the room and went back to the basement. Walking in, the akatsuki had there eye's glued to the screen.
"Hey guy's" i said, scaring the shit out of them.
"Damn it, don't do that!"kisame growled.
"Where we're you two?" konan asked. I sat down beside her and sat kakuzu in my lap.
"Nothin, just had to show him something, no big deal" i said with a goofy grin on my face. I grabbed the controller and went to the search menu on YouTube, typing in skydoesminecraft. We watched him for the rest of the day, i had to catch up on my show's.
laptop slow, review plz