A/N: I've been suffering from a case of writer's block for this story lately; but, finally, I've been able t come up with another idea.
Disclaimer: I don't own PnF or FOP.
Chapter 3
With a poof, everyone was back in Timmy's room. Phineas, Ferb and the gang immediately noticed a change in their physical appearances.
"Why do I feel more two-dimensional than usual?" asked Baljeet.
"This universe has a slightly higher dark matter level than ours." Said Phineas "It compresses our physical features into a flat, 2-D structure. We should get used to it after a couple of minutes."
Timmy led the gang downstairs, where his dad was still having breakfast. He went up to his dad and said "Dad, me and my friends need your help." Timmy's dad looked up from his bowl of cereal and said "My help? The only thing I remember you needing my help for was that time I had to come to your school to cut the hinges off your locker door to get you out."
"Well, this time it's different." Said Timmy "Dinkleberg is at it again."
Mr. Turner spewed out the coffee he was drinking when he heard Dinkleberg's name. "Dinkleberg! My arch-nemesis from across the street!" He grabbed Timmy and the gang and pulled them up onto the table, pressed a button on a remote, and zoomed up on a hydraulic lift through a hatch in the ceiling.
"Good thing I remembered to install the hatch above the hydraulic lift." Said Mr. Turner, switching on some lights to reveal high-tech computers and a huge monitor showing a view of Dinkleberg's house. Mr. Turner turned to the gang and said "Kids…and beaver-duck, welcome to Operation: Dinkleberg!" Mr. Turner turned to Phineas and said "What's Dinkleberg up to now, Dorito-head?" Phineas ignored the clever nickname and said "Mr. Turner, Dinkleberg has been hit with a beam from a device called a Turn-Everything-Evil-Inator." Mr. Turner gasped and said "He'll be even more diabolical than ever!" Phineas explained that they had someone building a Re-Good-Inator and that they needed Mr. Turner's help to keep an eye on Dinkleberg. "Well, you've come to the right place, friend with an oddly-shaped head. I've been spying on Dinkleberg ever since he moved into the neighborhood, and let me tell you, he's not the good neighbor everybody thinks he is." Then, the monitor showed Dinkleberg returning to his house with a large bag of odd building supplies.
"Dinkleberg is retreating back into his lair!" said Mr. Turner, flipping a switch on the console "Switching to inside cameras." But, instead of showing an inside image, the screen went black. "Oh, right, I forgot; we don't have inside cameras." Said Mr. Turner. "Alright, new kids, you're going to help me get a camera inside Dinkleberg's house." Mr. Turner turned to Isabella and said "That's where you come in." and he held up a uniform that looked similar to Isabella's Fireside Girl uniform.
After a few minutes, Isabella was dressed up as a Creampuff Girl and was holding a box full of small cupcakes. "Papa Bear to Isabella, can you hear me?" said Mr. Turner through a small earpiece in Isabella's ear. "I can hear you just fine Mr. Turner." Said Isabella. "It's Papa Bear!" said Mr. Turner "How's the uniform fit?" "It fits, but it's a little snug." Said Isabella. "Sorry about that." Said Mr. Turner "I had originally planned for Timmy to wear it, but I figured that an actual girl would be better." Isabella had to restrain herself from laughing as she said "I'm pretty sure that was a smart move, Mr. Turner." "Call me Papa Bear!" said Mr. Turner. Isabella started walking toward Dinkleberg's house as Mr. Turner explained "Now remember, Isabella, each one of those cupcakes has a tiny camera and a microphone inside. All you have to do is get Dinkleberg to buy those cupcakes." "I've sold over 300 boxes of cupcakes for my Fireside Girls troop in my past years, this'll be a walk in the park." Isabella said, smiling. She went up to Dinkleberg's door and rang the doorbell. The door opened to reveal Dinkleberg, supposedly putting on his "good neighbor" act. "Well, hello little Creampuff Girl." Said Dinkleberg. Isabella could tell that he was faking his cheery voice, but she went along with the act. "Hello sir, would you like to buy a box of assorted cupcakes?" said Isabella, using her big, adorable eyes trick. "Why, anything to help the Creampuff Girls." Said Dinkleberg, handing Isabella money and taking the box "I'd give you a kidney, but I only have one left." With that, Dinkleberg shut the door and Isabella started walking back to the house.
"He took the bait." Said Isabella, as soon as she had changed back into her regular clothes. "Great!" said Mr. Turner "Now, let's turn on the cameras and see what kind of evil that Dinkleberg is constructing." As Mr. Turner was turning on the cameras, Isabella said "He mentioned something about only having one kidney. What was that about?" Mr. Turner turned around and said "That was part of his attempt to get me to fall for his phony good neighbor act. He donated one of his kidneys to save my life. Haha! Like I'd really fall for that one." "Okay…" responded a confused Isabella. Suddenly, the monitor flickered to life, and it showed an image of Dinkleberg eating a cupcake. "Ooh," said Mr. Turner "he's taking us to his small-intestine- shaped lair!" "Dad, that's his actual small intestine." said Timmy "He ate the cupcake." They watched as the camera passed through the digestive tract until the camera cut out. "Drat!" said Mr. Turner "We've lost contact! Do you know what this means, Timmy?" "I can never un-see what I just saw?" said a wide-eyed Timmy. "No, it means that we don't have another camera inside Dinkleberg's house that we can use! None of the other cameras are responding!" Then, Perry stood up on his hind legs and said "Actually, we do have other cameras." Mr. Turner gasped and said "The beaver-duck can talk!" Perry sighed and said "I'm a platypus, Mr. Turner." "No, that's a made up word!" Said Mr. Turner. "Anyway," said Perry "while Isabella was distracting Dinkleberg, I went in and installed ten of Phineas and Ferb's microscopic cameras that can rest on the head of a pin." Mr. Turner replied "Wow, that beaver-duck is pretty smart." Perry smiled and said "I'm a secret agent, I kinda have to be."
Meanwhile, Dinkleberg was activating his Black-Magic-Attract-Inator. He pressed a button, and the black star on the tip glowed dark purple. Suddenly, there was a poof and Anti-Cosmo was there, attached to the Inator like a magnet. "Ahh! What do you want, miserable human?" said Anti-Cosmo. "I want to talk business." Said Dinkleberg. "Why would I want to do business with you?" said Anti-Cosmo. "Because you're in a bad place to try and argue with me right now." Said Dinkleberg. Anti-Cosmo stopped struggling and said "Alright, I'm listening." Then, Dinkleberg explained his plan to the Anti-Fairy. When he finished, Anti-Cosmo said "It's a good plan, but what's in it for me?" Dinkleberg responded "If you help me, and my plan works, I will let you and all your Anti-fairy friends roam Earth and Fairy World freely." Anti-Cosmo's face turned into an evil smile as he said "Alright, I'm in." Dinkleberg smiled evilly. His plan was going to work perfectly, and with the arrival of people from another universe, he may just get more than he was originally hoping for.
Uh-oh, Dinkleberg's getting another idea! What's he planning? Will Timmy, Phineas, Ferb and the gang be able to stop him? Read and review to find out!