Okay so I'm officially embarrassed. This song somehow was played when on shuffle. Alright so don't ask me what's wrong with me. Haha. I put this song in my phone for fun a long time ago. Ahem, please don't stare.

Disclaimer: My Shiny Teeth and Me is sung by Chip Skylark in Fairly Odd Parents. I have no idea who voices Chip Skylark, so this disclaimer will have to do.

My Shiny Teeth and Me

When I'm feeling lonely
Sad as I can be
All by myself
On an uncharted island
In an endless sea...

What makes me happy
Fills me up with glee

Those bones in my jaw
That don't have a flaw
My shiny teeth and me

My shiny teeth that twinkle
Just like the stars in space
My shiny teeth that sparkle
Adding beauty to my face
My shiny teeth that glisten
Just like a christmas tree

You know they'll walk a mile
Just to see me smile.
WOAH!
My shiny teeth and me!

Why should I talk to you
When I got thirty two?
WHOA!
My shiny teeth and me,
My shiny teeth and me.

The interviewer smiled at Neil as he comfortably sat on the plush chair.

"Alright, Neil, I'm glad you could join us for this interview. Now please, would you kindly answer this question: How did you get into a modelling career?" Janelle started. Her pen was cocked and uncapped, hovering right above the paper as she gazed up into his baby blue eyes expectantly.

Neil's eyes sparkled in return as he leaned further onto the desk, acting as though it was a big secret. "When I was a mere toddler, it all started when a random man came up to me and offered my mother a business card. He saw my talent from far away, which was unsurprising anyway. He made a wise choice, for soon my face was plastered on every single baby ad."

The reporter nodded, scrawling it down all quickly. "What do you think of modelling?"

Neil beamed. "I think it is awesome really. I mean, it's the one thing that makes use of my great looks! Not that it's the only thing that I could do. It's as easy as pie."

"As... Pie?" wondered Janelle aloud. She blinked and decided to go on. "What part of your body do you think has the most redeeming quality?"

"Ah... Let's see..." Neil thought for a while. "I think my eyes are the best... I mean, they're all blue and deep and perfect. Flawless, don't you think?"

Janelle nodded slowly.

Neil cupped his chin in further thought and suddenly his eyes widened. "No, I think it's my hair. It's platinum blond, you know. And there's never a hair out of place. Oh wait, how about my nose... Don't forget my teeth!"

"Your... teeth?" Janelle asked slowly, eyes squinting at Neil's teeth.

"Yeah!" Neil affirmed brightly. "They're shiny, straight and beautiful. You can almost see your own reflection in them!"

Janelle swallowed as she looked at the bit of leafy green wedged in one of his teeth and grimaced. "...Right..."

"Yeah, right!" Neil repeated, revealing that gross piece of unwanted food.

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"Neil?" Theresa called from the living room.

Neil raised an eyebrow and waltzed in casually. "What's up?"

"Take a look at your picture in the magazine." Theresa held it up to him to take.

Neil smirked at her. "I look perfect as usual, don't I? Oh, oh wait - you don't need to tell me, I already know the answer!"

Theresa rolled her eyes and turned back to watch the movie going on.

"I look great- OHMYGOSH what's that piece of thingamajig doing in my teeth?!"

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Alright that is done and random. Sorry, I couldn't think of anything better with this song. Anyway, I could totally imagine the leafy green in his teeth, so well, my apologies, Neil.