To: Sam Manson sandmansions
From: Bridgette Saunderwick bridgesandwich
Subject: Don't look now but . . .
... the bottom right corner of your bed is untucked. HA! Made you look. Now stop smoothing out invisible wrinkles. Seriously. How's Le Academe du Fraunch? Any hotties I should know about? Speaking of, guess who's in my calc class? Drew! He dyed his hair black and got a lip ring. And he's totally callipygian (look it up, lazy ass). I sat with the usual at lunch, but it wasn't the same without you. Not to mention freaking Cherrie showed up. She kept flipping her hair around, and I swear I heard you humming that TRESemmé commercial. I'll gouge out my eyes with Sean's Darth Maul action figure if she sits with us every day. By the way, your mom hired me to babysit him after school, so I'd better go. Don't want him to die on my watch.
You suck. Come home.
Bridge
P.S. Tomorrow they're announcing section leaders in band. Wish me luck. If they give my spot to Kevin Quiggley, I'll gouge out HIS eyes with Darth Maul.
Callipygian. Having shapely buttocks. Nice one, Bridge.
My best friend is a word fiend. One of her most prized possessions is her OED, which she bought for practically nothing at a yard sale two years ago. The Oxford English Dictionary is a twenty-volume set that not only provides definitions of words but their histories as well. Bridge is always throwing big words into conversations, because she loves to watch people squirm and bluff their way around them. I learned a long time ago not to pretend to know what she was talking about. She'd call me on it every time.
So Bridgette collects words and, apparently, my life.
I can't believe Mom hired her to watch Sean. I know she's the best choice, since we were always watching him together, but still. It's weird she's there without me. And it's weird that she's talking to my mom while I'm stuck here on the other side of the world. Next she'll tell me she got a second job at the movie theater.
Speaking of, Gregor hasn't emailed me in two days. It's not like I expected him to write every day‚ or even every week, but . . . there was an undeniable something between us. I mean, we kissed. Will this thing—whatever it is—end now that I'm here?
His real name is Elliott, but he hates being called Elli, so he goes by Gregor instead. He has shocking blue eyes and wicked snow white hair. We're both left-handed, we both love the fake nacho cheese at the concession stand, and we're both goth. I've crushed on Toph since my first day on the job, when he stuck his head under the ICEE machine and guzzled it straight from the tap to make me laugh. He had Blue Raspberry Mouth for the rest of his shift.
Not many people can pull off blue teeth. But believe me, Gregor can.
I refresh my inbox—just in case—but nothing new appears. I've been planted in front of my computer for several hours, waiting for Bridge to get out of school. I'm glad she emailed me. For some reason, I wanted her to write first. Maybe because I wanted her to think I was so happy and busy that I didn't have time to talk. When, in reality, I'm sad and alone.
And hungry. My mini-fridge is empty.
I had dinner in the cafeteria but avoided the main food line again, stuffing myself with more bread, which only lasts so long. Maybe Danny will order breakfast for me again in the morning. Or Meredith; I bet she'd do it.
I reply to Bridge, telling her about my new sort-of-friends, the crazy cafeteria with restaurant-quality food, and the giant Panthéon down the road. Despite myself, I describe Danny, and mention how in physics he leaned over Meredith to borrow a pen from me, right when Professeur Wakefield was assigning lab partners. So the teacher thought he was sitting next to me, and now Danny is my lab partner for the WHOLE YEAR.
Which was the best thing that happened all day.
I also tell Bridge about the mysterious Life class, La Vie, because she and I spent the entire summer speculating. (Me: "I bet we'll debate the Big Bang and the Meaning of Life." Bridge: "Dude, they'll probably teach you breathing techniques and how to convert food into energy.") All we did today was sit quietly and work on homework.
What a pity.
I spent the period reading the first novel assigned for English. And, wow. If I hadn't realized I was in France yet, I do now. Because Like Water for Chocolate has sex in it. LOTS of sex. A woman's desire literally lights a building on fire, and then a soldier throws her naked body onto a horse, and they totally do it while galloping away. There's no way they would have let me read this back in the Bible Belt. The sexiest we ever got was The Scarlet Letter.
I must tell Bridge about this book.
It's almost midnight when I finish the email, but the hallway is still juniors and seniors have a lot of freedom because, supposedly, we're mature enough to handle it. I am, but I have serious doubts as to my guy across the hall already has a pyramid of beer bottles stacked outside his door because, in Paris, sixteen-year-olds are allowed to drink wine and beer. You have to be eighteen to get hard liquor.
Not that I haven't seen that around here, too.
I wonder if my mother had any idea it'd be legal for me to get wasted when she agreed to this. She looked pretty surprised when they mentioned it at the Life Skills Seminars, and I got a long lecture on responsibility that night at dinner. But I don't plan on getting drunk. I've always thought beer smells like urine.
There are a few part-timers who work the front desk, but only one live-in Résidence Director. His name is Mr. Lancer, and his apartment is on the first floor. He's also a guidance counselor at the school. SOAP must pay him a lot to live with us.
Mr. Lancer is in his forties, and he's fat and bald and always says famous literary books when he's surprised. He's a teacher that tries to be yip and fit in with the students, so not my favorite person. My parents loved him. He also has a bowl of condoms next to his door.
I wonder if my parents saw that.
The freshmen and sophomores are in another dormitory. They have to share rooms, and their floors are divided by sex, and they have tons of supervision. They also have enforced curfews. We don't. We just have to sign a log whenever we come and go at night so Mr. Lancer knows we're still alive. Yeah. I'm sure no one ever takes advantage of this high security.
I drag myself down the hall to use the bathroom. I take my place in line—there's always a line, even at midnight—behind Paulina, the girl who attacked Danny at breakfast. She smirks at my black faded jeans and my vintage Green Day shirt.
I didn't know she lived on my floor. Super.
We don't speak. I trace the floral pattern on the wallpaper with my fingers. Résidence Lambert is a peculiar mix of Parisian refinement and teenage practicality. Crystal light fixtures give the dormitory halls a golden glow, but fluorescent bulbs hum inside our bedrooms. The floors are glossy hardwood but lined with industrial-grade rugs. Fresh flowers and Tiffany lamps grace the lobby, but the chairs are ratty love seats, and the tables are carved with initials and rude words.
"So you're the new Brandon," Paulina says.
"Excuse me?"
"Brandon. Number twenty-five. He was expelled from school last year; one of the teachers found coke in his backpack." She looks me over again and frowns. "Where are you from, anyway?" But I know what she's really asking. She wants to know why they picked someone like me to take his place.
"Amity Park, Georgia."
"Oh," she says. As if that explains my complete and utter hick-ness. Screw her. It's one of the largest cities in America.
"So you and Danny seemed pretty friendly at breakfast."
"Um." Is she threatened by me?
"I wouldn't get any ideas if I were you," she continues. "Not even you're pretty enough to steal him from his girlfriend. They've been together forever."
Was that a compliment? Or not? Her emphasizing thing is really getting on my nerves. (My nerves.)
Paulina gives a fake, bored yawn. "Interesting hair."
I touch it self-consciously. "Thanks. My friend dyed it." Bridge added the thick single strand to my black hair just last week. Normally, I keep the purple stripe tucked behind my right ear, but tonight it's back in a ponytail.
"Do you like it?" she asks. Universal bitch-speak for I think it's hideous.
I drop my hand. "Yeah. That's why I did it."
"You know, I wouldn't pull it back like that. You kinda look like a goth skunk."
"At least she doesn't reek like one." Valerie appears behind me. She'd been visiting Meredith; I'd heard their muffled voices through my walls. "Delightful perfume, Paulina. Use a little more next time. I don't know if they can smell you in London."
Paulina snarls. "Nice frizz."
"Good one," Valerie deadpans, but I notice she touched her untamed hair. She turns to me. "I live two floors up, room six-o-one, if you need anything. See you at breakfast."
So she doesn't dislike me! Or maybe she just hates Paulina more. Either way, I'm thankful, and I call goodbye to her retreating figure. She waves a hand and moves into the stairwell as Mr. Lancer comes out of it. He approaches us in his quiet, friendly manner.
"Going to bed soon, ladies?"
Paulina smiles sweetly. "Of course."
"Great. Did you have a nice first day, Sam?"
It's so peculiar how everyone here already knows my name. "Yeah. Thanks, Mr. Lancer."
He nods as if I've said something worth thinking about, and then says good night and moves on to the guys hanging out at the other end of the hallway.
"I hate it when he does that," Paulina says.
"Does what?"
"Check up on us. What an asshole." The bathroom door opens, and a tiny redhead maneuvers around Paulina, who just stands there like she's Queen of the Threshold. The girl must be a junior. I don't recognize her from the circle of desks in senior English. "God, did you fall in?" Amanda asks. The girl's pale skin turns pink.
"She was just using the restroom," I say.
Paulina sashays onto the tile, her fuzzy purple slippers slapping against her heels. She yanks the door shut. "Does it look like I care? Skunk Girl?"
Bitch
"Ghost!"
I whip my head in the direction of the scream and see a bundle of teenagers running towards the emergency exits.
Ghost? Oh great, I thought I would be rid of ghost in France.
I start running towards the crowd when two arms wrap around my torso. Then, I'm flying through the ceiling and out of the building, all while screaming.
"Shut it meat head, you should have ran faster. Now, you're my hostage" the metal ghost whispers in my ear.
"Meat head! Who the hell are you calling meat head u metal freakazoid!" I squirm in his arms, trying to get him to let go.
"Be still human, or I'll-"
"Or you'll what Skulker?" I turn my head to see the owner of the voice and there he was.
Floating at the same level as us was a white haired, green eyed teenager around my age. He had a black and white jump suit on with at D symbol with a P inside the D.
He was non-other then….drumroll please…Danny Phantom.
"Ah, just the teenage mutant I was looking for." The ghost, whose name I now know is Skulker, tightens his grip around my waist.
"Let her go Skulk, she has nothing to do with this. You want me, not her." Phantom growls.
"Let her go? Well, if u insist." Skulker put on a wicked smile, and before I could protest, his grip on me loosen and I was falling towards the street in front of the dorm room.
All I hear is my own scream. This is the end. This is how I'm going to die.
Goodbye cruel world.
….
Wait, I'm not falling anymore. I'm floating.
I look up and see the face of Phantom, his arms around me, carrying me to an alley nearby.
"Stay here." He whispers in my ear, places me on the ground, and flies away.
Obviously you can guess what a stubborn girl like me would do in a situation like this. I ran after him of course, I wanted a front row seat.
Phantom doges a blast from Skulker's gun and punches him in the face. While Skulker was holding his noise, Phantom pulls out what looks like a soap thermos and sucks Skulker
After his little victory dance, Phantom flies over to me.
"I told you to stay in the alley." I looks at me cross eyed.
"Funny, I don't remember giving you any authority to me." I glared at him back.
Instead of yelling at me, or getting angry, he started laughing.
Laugh. Hard.
"Should've know." He mumbles to himself.
"Excuses me?" I asks.
"Nothing, nothing at all." He smiles at me, and I give him a confused look.
"What are you, or any other ghost, doing in France anyway?"
"Don't you keep up on your ghost knowledge?"
Do I look like a ghost buster? "Um, no."
"Well, um" he looks at me questionably.
"Sam, I'm Sam."
"Well Sam, maybe you should. Do you need me to take you back to your room?"
"No thanks, it's literally a few feet away, I think I'll manage. But thanks for the rescue."
"Anytime miss, anytime." He gives me a mystical smile, like he knows something I don't, and disappears right before my eyes.
This school just keeps getting better.
Sam has a strand of purple hair on the right side of her face.