"We elected a new leader. Someone who's considered to be empowering. A strong, powerful, independent, transgender black woman...Michelle Obama!"-Glenn
Arc: Twenty Thirty-Five
"I am proud to announce the forty eighth president of the United States and the first female president…"
Michelle Obama!
The Democrats erupt into a raucous fit of applause, as they propagate one of the great moral victories of our time. They elected a strong, independent, possibly transgender (but that's just conspiracy theory nonsense), African American woman to be the head of the United States!
How did this happen?
Well, it all started out with the liberal hive mind begging one of their pupae to infiltrate the government, and just like a Cordyceps fungus, they infect the humans with mind hijacking sporangia that will turn them into mindless screechers that get triggered by the slightest sound, just like in The Last of Us! Just replace malevolent spores with liberal propaganda and it's pretty much the same thing!
Since they hailed Barack Hussein Obama as the second coming of Muhammad (peace be unto him and his family), it seemed like a lock to have another Obama as their champion! Since Barack already served his two terms, the liberal elites begged Michelle to run for president, only one problem…
She doesn't want to run.
But everyone from centrists to socialists begged her and wouldn't stop pestering her. They even went so far as to beg their former messiah to convince his wife to run. So, she did to silence the voices of the legion. Despite Michelle running on a solid platform (fix the education system, upgrade healthcare, restructure welfare), the Neosocialist Democratic party doesn't care about the issues. They just want a puppet ruler to push their degenerating agendas. And Michelle Obama was ensnared by her party's trap.
No matter how hard the opposition fought, it would not matter, because they would do anything to elect their political pawn. Up to and including mudslinging, voter fraud, as well as a media blitz that ruined the lives of the opposition. Michelle even called them out on it, but they feigned their promise to change, because once she's elected.
They'll make sure nothing is the same anymore.
The elites even chose one of the worst vice presidents of all time. This choice was so bad that most of America was convinced the Democrats were actively trying to ruin America by this point. Even CHUCK SCHUMER, one of the liberals' greatest allies, said this was, and I quote "One of the worst decisions America has ever made since advocating for Trump's border wall."
What was this egregious sin?
They chose Amy Schumer to be Michelle Obama's vice president.
Yes, the same Amy Schumer that constantly makes vulgar jokes about her vagina, is now the second most powerful person in America. The liberals chose her because she's a member of the Trump resistance, and not because of the asymptotal microcosm of political knowledge she has. She is also cousins with senator Schumer, so that may have helped…
May god help us all.
But wait, there's more!
In the middle of 2019, Trump finally sent out his own special prosecutor to investigate Hillary Clinton. With FBI hackers, they managed to recover 17,000 of the 33,000 deleted emails on Hillary's server, with some of the most damning evidence against her crimes, it's all there. The blacklist of women that had sex with Bill, the hitlist of anyone looking into the DNC and the Clinton Foundation, as well as a deal she made with Libyan terrorist group Ansar-Al-Sharia in the highly coordinated Benghazi attack that killed four Americans! This is treason of the highest order!
Long story short, with this mountain of evidence, they indict and convict Hillary Rodham Clinton of high treason and at least 24 counts of murder and 10 counts of harassment. She was to be executed for her abetting in the Benghazi incident, but she's so old that she'll die from old age anyway, so they sentence her to the newly built Tamms Correctional Center 2 super maximum-security prison in Chicago, Illinois for the rest of her life. She's so dangerous, the prison had to classify her as being on the same level as a cartel leader or mafia boss!
The liberals can't let this miscarriage of justice go on (despite the fact there is a mountain of evidence implicating her in various crimes). This must be that evil Trump bullying a poor old woman (Even though this is a Salem witch trial that caught an actual witch). They must oppose anything that Trump does, he is the Antichrist! A group of 1000 loony leftists plan to break into the prison and rescue Hillary! Those liberals have lost their mind, as TCC2 is about as hard to escape as HMP Irongate (which was based of off ALCATRAZ) and Shankton State Penitentiary combined. Oh, and the guards have a "kill on sight" order to anyone retarded enough to try and escape/free a dangerous felon.
Even with tower snipers and 100 guards armed with riot control batons, the sheer number of them overwhelms the guards, about 80 leftists die from being shot by snipers both in and out, but they did manage to kill the guard that held Hillary Clinton's jail key. They free her and escape! But now there's a nationwide manhunt for the extremely dangerous criminal! Just as the liberals help their heroine escape, so to do they help her vanish into the night.
Hillary was never found again until her death later this year. She was 84 years old and died from severe neurological damage caused by a brain tumor, as well as a fall caused by late stage Parkinson's disease.