Where's Mr. Neko?
Disclaimer: The same as always, I don't own these gorgeous men… how unfortunate –sigh-
Warning: Mild Language, possible yaoi, shonen-ai
Pairings: Ran/Ken, Yohji/Omi
Authors Note: So it seems I have returned with this story… and another chapter! Woo! Saddly, I am discontinuing one of my other stories… it was going nowhere. I had so much for it.. but it's all gone. So very sad.. BUT! I got over it.. lol and plus, I'm getting some pretty positive reviews on this one, so yesh! –claps hands and bows-
Special Thanks: Of course! Thank you those who reviewed! I know I kept you waiting.. and I know I said this story would update soon.. but… I was undergoing some personal problems, but so that I don't disappoint anyone, I won't promise anything I know won't accomplish –bites lip nervously- I'M SORRY!
By: Rei Ogawa
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"I don't know what I did to deserve this much stress! I promise this and I promise that… and look the CAT is gone! Oh and wait Watanabe-san! My friend… had to MAKE OUT with me just to try to kill that cat of yours which… let me emphasize this which…. WHICH! Happens to be a female! Yes that's true!" Ken walked back and forth screaming random situations and putting them together as one story. He began to heave with anger and thought back to the first thing he mentioned.
"What did I do!" The soccer player walked up to a rocking chair and sat down. He rested his head on his hands and sighed.
"Dammit Aya! I'm gonna kill you!" He looked down.
Ken turned his head to approaching foot steps. And before allowing the person to come any closer, Ken's face slowly converted to an angry look… to almost a death glare.
"What do you want now Aya?" The redhead responded to the glare and threw another one himself.
"I'm willing to help you find that damn cat"
"Oh! Now you want to help keep that damn thing alive… AFTER we lose it! Well look Fujimiya-san!" Ken stood up and walked towards Aya, fingering the redhead's chest after every word he yells.
"You got what you wanted! The cat is gone, and possibly dead!" Aya continued to keep his glare at the shorter male, lifting a brow in question.
"Why do you even care if it dies? Buy another damn cat! They're everywhere! Like I told you Ken, that cat will die anyway! You might as well let it!" Aya moved closer to Ken until their chests touched. The staring contest lasted well over two minutes until Aya found no need to fight over the current problem. He scoffed and turned away.
"You said you'll help me!"
"Yeah, I did" The pale man turned around. "You didn't technically say you accepted my offer."
"Well…" Ken looked down not wanting to admit that he needed Aya's help.
"I'll give you up to three. If you don't say you accept, I'm leaving."
"…"
"1"
"oh-"
"2-3, you lost your chance"
"What!" Ken's face grew red with fury.
"You didn't give me a chance to answer! I was going to say OKAY! OKAY!" The brunette moved up to Aya and screamed the last okay at his ear.
"Fine…" Aya lifted his hand to his now deaf ear.
"Yelling wasn't necessary"
"Well… you were getting me mad" Ken pouted.
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"Okay, Omi-chan! Did you check that corner?" Yohji stood in the middle of the hallway (which should not be considered a hallway since it doesn't even measure up to half a room.) pointing at a corner two feet away from him.
"Yohji-kun! Quit messing around, you can see clearly that the cat isn't there!" the shorter blonde pouted and glared.
"Oh… okay then…" The lanky man turned around not moving from his spot and pointed at another area. "Did you check that corner?"
"Yohj-"
CREWOOOOWOWOWOIWOIWIOIWOIA!
"-i-kun…? What was that?" Omi paused to listen.
"Well… if my ears don't deceive me… I'd say it was that Godforsaken fat cat!" Yohji punched his hand with thrill.
"Well… yeah… but where is it coming from?"
Yohji looked down at his hands as though staring at a map. Took a few turns in the hallway until pointing to another corner.
"There!" Omi followed the man's finger, noticing that it was leading towards a queer door.
"Oh… How did we miss that?"
"I didn't, I've been staring at that door for sometime now… I thought it was so captivating" The man poked at his sunglasses and smiled at the door.
"Yohji-kun! Then what about those other times when you were pointing at that corner over and over again!"
"Umm… Just in case it was there… you can't be too sure"
Yohji smiled and tugged at the sleeve of Omi shirt, implying Omi to follow him.
MEOWWWWWWWWWWW!
"Hey! I think we are getting closer!" Yohji exclaimed excitedly.
"Yeah.."
They both stopped in from of the oddly painted door. Neon green, with a few scraped bumble bees as decoration. The door seemed heavy in mass, thicker than the rest of the doors in the house.
"What are you waiting for Yohji-kun? Open it" The young assassin pushed Yohji ahead of him, holding on to his waist as though not wanting to get lost.
The man scoffed.
"So I have to open it?" Omi nodded.
"Why?"
"Oh! Don't be like that!" Yohji rolled his eyes, ignoring Omi holding on to him, and swung open the heavy door.
The door, which lead the two men to the… garage.
"Wasn't that an adventure… you can let go now, Omi-chan"
"Oh… that explains the thick door" Omi knocked at the door feeling it's mass.
"So where is that cat? Wasn't it here?" The taller blonde walked into the dark, empty garage.
"Yeah, at least it sounded like it was in here scratching at the door."
MREWOOOWOOWOWARHSDHIEFDHAKD!
"There it is again!" Yohji pointed at nothing in particular. (Since he seemed to be good at that).
"Wait…"
CREWPWPOPWPPPOOOOOOWWWW!
"Yohji-kun…" Omi whispered pointing at the other side of the garage.
"It's out there? Didn't Ken say it shouldn't be?" Yohji asked.
"Yeah.. but at least we know where it's at… now you stay here, and I'll quickly have Ken-kun grab it before it get's any further…" The short blonde stood up and ran back inside looking for Ken.
MEWOIOOUIUIOOIUOIUOUOWWWWWW!
"Alright.. alright! You can shut up already, we'll get you… you dumb piece of lard.." Yohji waved his hands and chuckled at the name given to the cat.
Yohji leaned his head against the garage listening to the movements of the cat. Unfortunately, he lost the cat when he felt the rumbling sound of an approaching garbage truck.
"Dammit truck… now where is that cat?" The lanky blonde glared and moved his head closer to the garage hoping to hear the cat.
KLEWOOOOOWWWWWW!
"Good… you stay there…" The truck got closer to the house, and interrupted the remaining connections Yohji had left with the cat.
"Hurry up Omi… I can somewhat hear it-"
SPLAAAAAAAAAAT!
"…" The man remained in his seated position In front of the garage.
His head went blank from shock and realization.
"… Oh shit…"
Coming just in time, Omi ran in excited that the quest for the cat is over.
"Yohji-kun! I found Ken-kun, and he's outside right now about to get the cat!" Omi kept a big smile at Yohji and hugged him.
"Yeah… well" Yohji patted Omi's back and gently pushed him away.
"There is just one slight problem…" Omi and Yohji turned when they heard footsteps on the other side of the garage.
"What is it Yohji-kun?"
"Well… the cat-"
"WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO HIS FACE!" Yohji flinched when he heard Ken scream.
"The cat got… ran over by some garbage truck" The tall blonde finally concluded.
"OH HELL! IT'S DEAD AYA!"
Omi turned and stared at the closed garage door listening to Ken scream incoherently.
"Oh… crap…"
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Woo! The cat died! –looks around- I mean… poor thing.. I wonder what this would do to Ken's blood pressure –sighs- oh my. Please r/r!
Oh and in case you run across any mistakes... just take to account I wrote this chapter in about 30 minutes! So go easy on me!