Hello, my name is Gin Ichimaru. Recently, I was excluded from the vice-presidential debate because they were scared of me. No not my debating skills, they were worried I was going to kill everyone in the room or something like that. It's not like I have a history of this or something.
Anyways let me address some of the issues that came up in the debate. Both candidates were asked what they would 'shrink the gap of polarization' in Washington. But note that both candidates suffer from the same flaw; they belong to a political party. Because of my complete outsider status I won't suffer from any of the preconceived notions either party holds about the other. And if that doesn't work I'll just use Shinso to shoot them until the arguing stops.
When it comes to climate change, you basically have a bunch of people running around and panicking over something they can't figure out. They don't know anything about it or how it works, but they are somehow sure that it is wrong and people are responsible for it. Let me assure you that our army of arrancars work in a carbon-neutral way that will not cause harm to the environment. And if there is global warming, we will keep Hitsugaya around to cool things off for everybody.
The rest of the debate was pretty worthless so I'm going to skip it. In fact, it probably was a good thing I wasn't there because the moderator kinda irritated me. Let me just leave you with the question that stands as the theme of this campaign, in this election: Why settle for a lesser evil?
I'm Gin Ichimaru, candidate for vice-president and Sosuke Aizen approved this message. Or at least he would have if I hadn't shot the messenger that was going to deliver a copy to him. Did I mention that's also my position on foreign policy?