Chapter 4
"Ok so let's find out who Kira is and put an end at him." Kyoya screams while everyone put hands on their ears and after his screaming Masamune screams with his hands on his ears "Whaaat did youuuu just sayyyyyyyy?"
"I'll meet you tomorrow at my head quarters in Thailand at gitchee gitchee gooa hotel of bhootnath in room number 586 and the room's name is Ratatouille. Inside the room there will be a smash magazine you'll have to pick it up there will be speakers in its middle page you have to scream aatma is coming. Suddenly a doll with a broken eye will kick your face and you will fall down into a deep hole just keep your head safe because the hole is very small. I can easily fit in it because I am always standing and sitting like monkeys but you're a human that's why your head may cut into half so just be safe and the hole will lead you to my parent's room. They will be sleeping all the time because they are dead. You have to sneak under the bed quietly. There will be some smell. You have to put into a jar then go in the corner of the room there will be sensor protected with a glass jar. You have to pick up the jar put all the smell collected inside the bottle and then a door will open. Go inside it. There will be 5 bowls of fishes. You have to pick the ugliest fish, eat it and open the other door with its bone just as a key. Then go inside the door and you will see that there are 5 lions. Pick the ugliest lion and scream into its ear I'm a monkey. Suddenly the lion take your face inside his mouth you have to open its face more and jump inside it then the lion will come to me he will fart and you will come outside of his butt. Then you have to go take a wash and then you'll reach the investigation place." Kyoya says.
"Will you come from this path too?" Masamune asks.
"No I'll just use the regular door. Oh you can use it too." Kyoya says.
"Then why did you tell us this long path?" Ryo asks.
"Because I was bored and I wanted to tell someone a story." Kyoya says.
Kyoya gives all the members a gift box. They all become so happy because they think that it's an investigation tool and when they open it there's a feeder filled with milk inside it.
"What will we do with this?" Masamune asks.
"Drink it. You'll need it for tomorrow." Kyoya says.
"But why did you give a feeder?" Masamune asks.
"So you can be happy by remembering your past when you used to drink in a feeder." Kyoya says.
"And if we say we didn't drink inside a feeder in the past then what?" Masamune asks.
"Then you can try a new thing. Then how did you drink milk when you were 2 years old?" Kyoya says.
"In a glass." Masamune says.
"Then how could you pick up such a heavy glass?" Kyoya asks.
"With the help of my mom." Masamune says.
"Didn't she get tired of making you drink or how did you drink it when she was not at home?" Kyoya asks.
"I asked my ugly sister to help me drink it." Masamune says.
"Then didn't your mamoo ever gift you a feeder?" Kyoya asks.
"Yeah he did but my cat Garfield used to drink in it." Masamune says.
"Then didn't you give milk to your cat inside a bowl?" Kyoya asks.
"The mailman threw it inside and its cap opened. My cat peed inside it so that's why I washed it and made it my cat's feeder." Masamune says.
"Then didn't you ask for another one?" Kyoya asks.
"I did but the mailman got sick and didn't deliver it to me after 4 years when I was 8 years old he became healthy gave me the feeder but I was too big for a feeder and I used to drink milk in a mug that's why I gave it to my grandfather's granddaughter. In easy words it was my own little sister who was 3 years old." Masamune says.
"Why are you asking so many questions L?" Ryo asks.
"Oh it's just a part of the investigation and I think that its 15% that Masamune is Kira." Kyoya says.
"What?" Masamune says. "What can I do to prove that I am not Kira?" Masamune asks.
"Say that I have drunk inside the feeder." Kyoya says. Masamune says and Kyoya is confirmed that he is not Kira.
Meanwhile Gingka is killing all the criminals and thinking he could hire someone for writing the names because his hand gets tired of writing too many names.
This chapter is only a filler. :P :P :P