" Fuck Itachi and his fish-faced partner. I mean really!! The fuckers didn't have to-" Shion stopped and glanced at Sasuke as he walked up.

" You look horrible…" He said with his cold voice.

" Thanks…" I started. " I uh…. Got into a fight… with a….. tree." Sasuke's eyebrow rose. Man I just want to tape it down… or GLUE!!! Oh yes glue would do nicely…

" It looks like the tree won." Naruto's voice sounded, scaring me so much I jumped and fell on Sasuke.

" Naruto…" I say warningly as I stand up.

" Yeah?" He's just asking to get hit… –hard-

" Don't DO THAT!!" I yell and he laughs. " Have you guys seen Kakashi?"

" No! He's late." Sakura yelled. I blink. Is everyone here? Or was it fate….. Nahhhaaaa!! I'm starting to sound like that fate-obsessed cousin of Hinata… Niji… Neja… Neji!!! Yeah….. him. We all wait for four hours. FOUR FUCKING HOURS until Kakashi showed.

" What took you so long!!"

" You see-" Kakashi stopped when he looked at me. " Shion. I need to speak with you." I sweat drop as the other look at me. I nod and we walk to the falls just out side the village.

" You encountered some one last night…"

" I'm sorry sensei!! Th-They beat it out of me! I-I couldn't-" Kakashi held up his hand signaling me to stop. Which I do.

" It's alright Shion. You did you're best. Which I heard from Itachi was pretty damn good." He starts. " You know it was dangerous not to come for help when you had the chance, right?" He asks. I nod.

" Itachi also said you know him, is that correct?"

" Yeah…. well you know… I have a… thing for dangerous people…" Kakashi laughs.

" You're not getting perverted on me, are you?" He asks. I snort and reply with;

" We both know who's perverted sensei." At that we both laugh.

" I take it you are doing well after the attack?" I nod.

" How about you?" Kakashi looks away and I make a face.

" Ewwwwwe, sensei!" I laugh. Then he laughs a bit to. Nervously. " Oh don't worry KK!" Kakashi looks at me weirdly. " Hey. I got a weirdo nickname to so… yeah. Any-way I won't tell anyone." I smile when he laughs. Yes I know it's wrong but…. but…. um…. they love each other!!! So… yeah. " Ewwwwe it's still weird. My be I should give him you address…" I laugh until Kakashi hits me up side the head with his perverted orange book. Making me scowl and him laugh.

" Don't hit me with that prevy orange book KK." Kakashi smiled (I know that because the cloth on his face moved) and walked down further. Believe it or not, Kakashi is like the dad I never had. A very…. perverted father…….. SHUT UP!! Any way I run to catch up.

" What about training sensei?" Kakashi laughed and looked at me from over his shoulder.

" It's off for today."

" Am I telling the monkeys and Sasuke… or are you?" Kakashi kept walk and I guessed I would be telling them. " All man I have to tell the monkeys…" Walking back, Gaara had joined me.

" So…." He started.

" Kakashi told me about his… sex life." Gaara's normally cold and calm face became slightly horrified.

" Yeah. I know." Gaara and I walked until we found my teammates.

" SHI-SHI!! WHAT WAS AL THAT ABOUT???" I look at Naruto and sweat drop. Oh no.