Note: Before you read, please keep in mind that this is fictional, and is not related to any real person, group, etc. The setting is sometime after Age 790 of the Dragon Ball GT series, coming after the Shadow Dragon Saga and all that. I do not own anything, all rights to their respective owners. Props to Akira Toriyama and Akihisa Ikeda for Dragon Ball Z and Rosario + Vampire, respectively. There may be continuity errors and things like that in the story. Have fun.

Chapter 4: [Headache + Vampire / Jin's Lucky Day]

Jin was taking the usual morning walk from the dorms to school while thinking about what he would wish for if he had the Dragonballs. He was contemplating whether to wish for a mountain of candy or a toaster with rims and hydraulics. If he wished for the latter, he would most likely need to include cup holders in his wish.

"No, wait, that's stupid." Jin said. "Cup holders and rims on a toaster? What am I thinking? I'll just stick with the hydraulics."

It wasn't long before he noticed a disturbance on his stroll. This "disturbance" was a mob of male students, gathering around someone in a ring formation, and Jin knew that this only meant one thing: Moka was nearby. As usual, the crowd was saying a few things that they probably should have kept to themselves.

"Oh, hey! Look! It's Moka!"

"She looks as stunning as ever! It's like she's surrounded by light!"

"She's so dazzling!"

Jin stepped into the crowd, a bit curious as to what was going on. He saw that Moka was simply walking to school, and this crowd had formed for the sole purpose of admiring her. Moka soon caught sight of Jin, and greeted him by hugging his arm as she usually did.

"Uwaaaaaah?! There's a guy with Mokaaaaaa?!"

"What, him again? Just what kind of relationship does he have with her?"

"He's not getting away with this! I'm gonna beat him to death!

"Rip his eyes out!"

What they did not know was that one member of the crowd was looking at both Jin and Moka with hateful, glaring eyes.

A few minutes later, they sat down on a bench and relaxed now that they were away from the crowd. They had time to spare before classes would start, so they decided to enjoy the scenery.

"Hey, Moka." Jin spoke up.

"Hmm? What is it, Jin?" the pink-haired girl asked?

"Why are you still hanging around with me? You almost got killed by that Saizou guy for associating with me."

"Why? Because…I…I…"

She suddenly leaned in very close, blushing heavily. She suddenly bit down on Jin's neck, and began to slurp the purple nectar from his veins.

Bite-Sized Monster Dictionary: Vampire

Vampires are ferocious, immortal monsters of the night. Their society is based heavily on raw power, with the strongest being aristocratic leaders of the weaker individuals. They are violent and literally bloodthirsty by nature, requiring the blood of the living to sustain themselves. If vampires do not feed frequently, they suffer from anemia. Their weaknesses include water and rosaries, which purify and seal their powers. They are highly adept at manipulating supernatural energy, and can pack one hell of a punch (or kick, in Moka's case).

"Oh, no!" she said once she finished draining him, "I'm sorry! It's just that whenever I'm around you I want to suck you blood! It's just so sweet and aromatic!"

Jin sprang to his feet, put his hands on his neck, and yelled,

"Gaah! You drank my blood again! You sucked out my blood! Not cool! This is a violation of my rights!"

"Well, your blood really is the best, Jin! It's so sweet, I think I might get addicted to it!"

"I'm not your food!" Jin yelled as he ran away from his friend.

The Majin kept running until he reached a spot where he felt he was safe from having the life sucked out of him. He was now in a macabre environment, full of twisted, gnarled trees, tombstones, and skulls and other bits and pieces of bone that were filled with spiders, snakes, and insects. Jin began thinking to himself,

"Is she just hanging out with me now to suck my blood? I almost got her killed, so now she just sticks around with me for food? Is that what's happening? If it is, I'm gonna end up with nobody on my side at this creepy-ass school!"

His thoughts were ended abruptly by a dull thud and a voice that weakly cried out,

"Oh…oh….s…someone…please help…"

Jin turned around and found the source of the faint voice. It was a girl, with blue hair tied back in a ponytail by a purple headband with two little yellow stars on it. Her eyes were the same shade of purple as the headband, and she had socks that came a few inches short of her knees. She was not wearing the uniform white shirt and green jacket; instead she wore a yellow tight-fit sweater that showed off her ample bosom. Her trim build and flawless complexion only further added to her attractive appearance.

Jin gave her a cursory look, and seeing her generous….assets, he thought,

"Huh. So that's what those Namekian Dragonballs must look like."

"Hey, are you okay?" Jin said, now shaking off the previous mental comparison.

"I think so…" the colorful girl said meekly, "I just started feeling ill all of a sudden."

"You need help getting up?"

"Y-yes please."

Jin extended his hand, grabbing the girl's and pulling her up onto her feet again, but as he pulled up, she pressed her immense bust against Jin's chest.

"Hah….hah…" she panted, now pressing herself against Jin harder, "My…my chest just starting hurting all of a sudden…"

"Huh? Your chest? Why?" Jin asked, as if he was completely unaware of the existence of her assets and where they were positioned at this moment.

"Well...it's because I've always had a weak body. It's because of this medical condition that makes my breasts cramp up every now and then."

"Your breasts?" Jin asked, now wondering if his innate ability to heal could cure muscular cramps.

"Yeah." She said as she began rubbing her *cough* Dragonballs *cough* against Jin vigorously, "They get very tight, like someone is squeezing them or something. They feel so swollen I think my chest is going to burst sometimes."

"Well, we'd better get you to the nurse's office now." Jin said, apparently unfazed by the impromptu massage. "Hold on carefully, now."

Jin then placed his right index and middle finger on his forehead, and with that, the environment around Jin seemed to instantaneously shift from the disturbing abandoned lot to the front entrance of the school infirmary.

"What?!" the girl said, now looking around rapidly in every direction, "What just happened?!"

"I took you to the school's clinic. If you're wondering how that just happened, I should tell you now that I can instantly move to any place I've already been before. Strange, I know, but it's a very convenient power."

"Thank the Kais that worked! The last time I did the Instant Transmission with something else, half that rock was missing….and the other half was on fire!" Jin thought to himself, grateful that his passenger was neither dead nor burning.

"That's amazing!" the girl said, with genuine fascination.

"Well, I'd better get going. Moka might get pissed if I'm gone too long." the Majin said as he placed his index and middle fingers on his head once more.

"Wait!" the girl said, grabbing onto Jin's arm as she did. "You took all this effort to bring me here, and I didn't so much as thank you. I'm so sorry for that. You're quite the guy, Jin."

"It's not a problem. Warping around like that doesn't take much energy, anyway."

"That's B.S., and you know it, pal! You could have teleported into a tree and died with that short attention span of yours!" Jin thought again, now mentally arguing with himself,

"Shut up, you're starting to sound like Old Man Kai! By the Kais, I think I'm becoming a schizophrenic!"

"No, you're not! It's all in your head, moron!"

"Look who's talking!"

"Both of you shut it! I'm trying to get some sleep in here!"

"Oh, stop whining and just go to the Cerebral Cortex, It's not like this guy is using it, anyway!"

"Chocolate! Chocolate!"

"Shut up, damn it!" all the voices yelled in unison.

"Wait, how do you know my name?" Jin said as the synapses and neurons of his brain connected for a split-second, allowing the many voices of his mind to synchronize and produce a complete thought.

"Well, we are classmates…and no offense, but your name isn't an easy one to forget."

"Right…" Jin grimaced. As mentioned in the previous chapter, he wasn't very proud of his surname, Buu.

"You probably don't see me, since I sit in the all the way in the back of the classroom."

"Where exactly do you sit?"

"Well, I'm sat right behind Saizou Komiya, or at least I did before someone hospitalized him."

"Ah. That guy was messed up in the head." Jin said, recollecting his battle with the deranged behemoth.

"You probably wouldn't even notice me, anyway. You always about seem to be caring about Moka."

"Well, she is my only friend….and I kind of have a short attention span."

"Kind of?!"

"Now's not the time for this!"

"I'll change that soon enough." the girl mumbled to herself quietly.

"By the way," she said, now loud enough for Jin to hear, "My name is Kurumu Kurono. Please be a good friend to me, okay?"

Jin looked at the girl's eyes, and could have sworn he saw an odd shimmer of light for a moment. He simply dismissed it as nothing and continued the conversation.

Crap, my head hurts like crazy right now. What's going on here?

"Friend? Sure, I'll be your friend. I don't exactly fit in at a place like this, so I'll need as much help as I can get."

"Oh, don't be so silly!" she said with an amount of enthusiasm that Jin thought was almost fake, rubbing her chest against him all the while.

Taking another glance at Kurumu, he could see that she was staring at him strongly. In fact, it looked as if her eyes were about to pop out of her head!

"This is getting weird! Abort mission! Pull out before it's too late!"

"Okay….well, gotta go! Bye!" Jin said hastily.

Before Kurumu could even object to his departure, he was already gone. Neither of them, however, saw the familiar pink-haired girl viewing their entire conversation from afar.

After class, Moka was just finishing off a can of her favorite tomato juice, which she devoured angrily.

"That slut," Moka said with a voice full of rage, tossing the can in a nearby trash bin as she did. "Just who does she think she is, coming on to Jin like that?!" Her mood changed from furious to sullen. "What is that girl to Jin? They were totally like lovers, all over each other like that…"

A voice suddenly emanated from the rosary on Moka's chest, "Stop that at once…"

"What?!" Moka said, surprised by the mysterious voice. "Who's there?!" She then found the source of the voice as it spoke up once more,

"Now is not the time to feel down. You are being targeted…"

Another voice, different from the stern one that gave Moka this advice rang out from above her.

"You there! Moka Akashiya!"

Looking up, Moka saw that the source of the voice was atop a nearby stairway. It was none other than the same blue-haired girl from earlier, and she was now sitting atop the stairs, looking down upon Moka with a snide expression.

"You're supposed to be an S-Class super monster, a vampire, right? Well, that's at least what the rumors say. You don't really look like much."

She then jumped off the railing of the stairway, landing gracefully on the ground in front of Moka. Meanwhile, several nearby male students began their usual rant.

"Whoa! Look at that girl!"

"What a beauty!"

"Did you see that?! Did you just see that?!"

"She's so tiny, but her boobs are huge!"

The girl took a step towards Moka, and said,

"I am the Succubus, Kurumu Kurono, and I have come here to defeat you! Consider this a declaration of war! All the boys should have been looking at me!

Bite-Sized Monster Dictionary: Succubus

Succubi are monsters of the night that have been known since the Middle Ages. They often appear in the dreams of sleeping men to seduce and enslave them. Once they have a man under their thrall, they suck the very soul from him. Their population is always relatively small in number, so they pick a single individual with which to procreate. They believe strongly in concepts such as fate and destiny, and have the ability to create and control illusions to manipulate one's mind. The male version of a Succubus is known as an Incubus.

"Wait, isn't it against school rules to reveal your true identity?"

"But…!" Kurumu said, ignoring this blatant violation of the school code, "Ever since day one, all of the boys of this school have been drooling over you, when they should have paid attention to me! Because of this, you are the biggest eyesore in the way of my master plan!"

"P-plan?"

"Yes, I said plan! My plan to make every member of this school's male student body my slaves! The Yokai Academy Harem Transformation Plan! It was going so perfectly, so simple! And why wouldn't it? All the guys kept easily falling into my Booby Trap."

"So, what does all this have to do with Jin?!"

"Isn't it obvious? I plan to make him all mine, then throw away his sorry behind like yesterday's garbage!"

The wrathful temptress' face suddenly grew less confident and much more frustrated.

"Or at least that was what I planned to do with him. He keeps resisting my womanly charms whenever I try to nab him. Just what is wrong here? Am I not putting enough power into my charm? Wait a minute…is he gay?"

"What?! No! At least…I don't think so…"

Meanwhile, Jin was walking through the halls, searching high and low for his friend, when he sneezed* violently. The sneeze was so powerful, it seemed to cause the ground to quake for a moment.

"Crap." Jin said, with an unhappy look on his face. "I only have one friend, so that must mean…"

The Majin then charged up an orb of yellow ki in his hand, and threw it in what he believed to be the direction of the offender.

"Go get 'em, Lassie! That'll teach 'em to call me a homo."

"Well, you don't need him, anyway! You just keep him as a snack!"

"Why would you say such a thing? He's my friend, not a beverage!"

"Oh, please. I realized it when I was with him earlier. He has a really good scent, just like a human's. He probably tastes really good doesn't he?" Kurumu asked, with a sadistic grin on her face. "To you, he is nothing more than food! His blood must taste delicious, am I right?"

The crowd of male students resumed their chatter, taking note of the rising tension between the two girls.

"Oh, man, this doesn't look good."

"You can feel the jealousy and tension in the air!"

"It's gonna be Hell on Earth real soon!"

"I can't tell if this'll be a catfight or a bloodbath!"

A voice that was familiar to both the arguing females then rang out.

"Hey, Moka! Man, am I glad to see you. I've been looking everywhere."

"Jin!" Moka exclaimed, happy to see her friend was still unharmed.

"Listen Moka," Jin said, ignoring Kurumu's presence outright, "I need to apologize to you for earlier. I really overreacted to you biting me, so-"

His apology was halted early by Kurumu, who once again pressed herself against Jin.

"Jin, darling!" she said with faked happiness, "I'm so glad to see you again! Thank you so much for earlier!"

Jin gently pushed her aside from one arm, saying "Kurumu, I'm sorry, but I need to talk to Moka right now."

"So, Moka, I'm sorry for acting so childishly when you bit me. I was wondering if you could find it in your heart to forgi-"

"Jiiiiiiin, sweetheart! How about you come to the nurse's office with me? I'm feeling ill again!" Kurumu cooed in a sultry voice while grabbing onto Jin's left arm.

Jin turned towards Kurumu, and could have sworn he saw the same shimmer from before.

Again. It hurts so much. Please, someone make it stop. It hurts so much.

He pushed her away again, but less gently this time.

"Seriously, not right now. I'm kind of having an important conversation. Just ask one of the guys around here, I'm sure they'll help you to the infirmary." Jin said, with rising agitation in his voice.

"Anyways, I was wondering if you could forgive me. I'm not sure if I'll ever be able to truly make it up to you for what I did-"

"Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin!" she whined, now practically throwing her bosom in Jin's face.

There it was again. That odd trick of the light. Make it stop. It hurts. My head hurts. Make it stop. Make it stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop! Stop! Stop! STOP!

"Not. Right. Now!" he said. His voice was clearly now full of rage as he pushed Kurumu aside again.

"Moka, I thought I might be able to make amends by-"

"Jin," the succubus cried out, "Don't you want to-"

STOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOP! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE!

She was unable to finish this, as Jin spun around quickly, and Kurumu could now see that his eyes were nothing but empty sockets with little red rings in them. He was emitting a ferocious aura, making Kurumu and the onlookers think he might be some sort of demon. He grabbed hold of Kurumu's face without hesitiation, and his arm seemed to expand, growing outwards like a massive snake. The Majin's arm pinned Kurumu's head to a faraway wall with a loud thud, leaving a tiny crater in the concrete. His arm retracted at an unreal speed, leaving the succubus to fall face-first onto the floor, completely unconscious.

Bite-Sized Majin Dictionary: Mystic Attack

Majins' bodies are incredibly elastic, allowing them to stretch for miles of they need to. They are capable of extending their appendages and using them to assault their foes from a safe distance. With some practice, a Majin can even contort its body into many different shapes with this ability. One famous example of this was Majin Buu, who could turn his whole body into a volleyball that flew around at high enough speeds to rip someone's head off.

"Perhaps…we should discuss this in private." Jin said, making a single, deep exhale as he did.

"O-Okay…" Moka said. She was now staring at Jin in complete shock, as she had never seen anyone perform such a violent feat of arm stretching before.

Jin firmly clamped Moka's shoulder with his hand, put his fingers to his forehead, and zipped out of sight. The pair abruptly appeared in a dead forest, not too far from campus, but still far enough for there to be no noise from the school audible.

Jin sat himself down on the ground, and deeply exhaled again.

"Sorry about that. I get….angry at times. Please just give me a moment and I can explain myself."

Jin then started to take deep, slow breaths, in and out, most likely as some stress relief technique. After about five minutes of respiration, he stood back up, and resumed talking to Moka.

"Moka, I acted very immature when you drank my blood, and I want to apologize for that. You're a vampire, so it's in your nature to need blood. I'm not sure if I'll be able to truly make amends for my behavior, but whether you're willing to forgive me or not, I'll be your personal 24/7 blood bank from now on."

"Oh, Jin…" Moka said, her eyes now filled with tears of joy.

The world suddenly seemed to be filled with a soft yellow light, with several sparkles filling the air.

"Oh, Moka."

"Oh, Jin."

"Oh, Moka."

"Oh, Jin."

"Oh, Mo- Hey, what the Hell is all this stuff?!" Jin asked as he noticed the various lights that filled the air. He soon began to swat his arm around in the air, and the lights dissipated.

As he was waving his arm around, a small glint of light from the dirt below caught his eye. Jin bent over, examining the source of the twinkle. It was a 500 Zeni coin, with an elaborately decorated 500 on one side, and an image of Hercule Satan on the other. It would seem that this was one of the perks of taking credit for someone else's saving the Earth…twice. As Jin stood back up, he triumphantly held the coin up to where Moka could see it in all of its simplicity and majesty.

"Check it out, Moka! 500 Zeni! This must be my lucky-"

His declaration of luck was cut short when a blue-and-yellow blur raced by through the air behind him at a phenomenal speed, leaving a delayed whoosh sound in its wake. Jin could only stare at Moka with a stupefied and fearful look on his face as purple blood began to waterfall in small amounts from his mouth.

"…day." He said, and without warning, his entire head fell off his shoulders, apparently completely sliced clean through by the colorful entity.

Jin's body then fell forward, arms outstretched, and tugged Moka's rosary off its chain on the way down. Upon hitting the ground, his body made a familiar dull thud.

"JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!" Moka screamed as her transformation began. Just like before, the world turned dark, the skies became red, and a swarm of bats descended from the air, surrounding Moka. Once the bats left, one could see that she was once more her Inner half, complete with long, flowing silver hair and blood red eyes…

*In older East Asian culture/folklore, sneezing may be considered a sign that someone is talking about you. This belief is still carried on in Anime and Manga.