When I woke up, behind my eyelids were green and bronze. I can't imagine why? There was something warm next to me and- assuming it was a blanket- I cuddled into it. Then I felt it move….

"What the hell!" I screamed before a delicate hand came up to clamp my mouth shut.

"Bella, shut up. It's only 7 on a Saturday!" The 'blanket' groaned. I slowly peeled my eyes open and was met with… green and bronze? Then the whole night came flashing back to me. The party, getting handcuffed, carrying a VERY drunk Alice into the car, stopping at a mansion or was it a house?, coming home and carrying a still VERY drunk Alice up the stairs, then, then, what happened then? Oh yeah, we took a shower. My face got so red; I bet if you touched it you would get burned!

"Oh, sorry Edward. Did you sleep okay?" I guess I did sound tired.

"Yeah… Before someone decided to scream in my ear." I cringed at that. Was it really my fault, I didn't remember anything at first.

"I am really sorry Edward. I couldn't remember anything at first." I was looking down at my hands now.

"Its fine Bella, really, I was just joking. You know, you talk in your sleep?" He had on a mischief's grin. OH KNOWS WHAT DID I SAY!?!?!?!

"Yeah, I've, um, I've been told. So… what did I say?" I was dreading his answer. I probably said something so retarded! Oh, god I was dreaming about him to!

"Well not much. Hey, Bells, 'Don't I just look like so dreamy?" I was right! I groaned and flopped back down on my bed.

"Did I really say that?"

"Yeah, but its fine." I could hear the smile in the voice. He was enjoying this WAY too much.

"Okay… Do you want to get up, and most likely face my dad, or would you like to sleep in? Either way doesn't matter to me." He pondered his options for a moment. I know I made Charlie sound bad, but he's my dad, and I just showered with a guy I met less than 24-hours ago.. Plus Charlie has some… let's call them 'issues' for now. Let's just hope he puts' up a good front for Edward like everyone else…

He was about to answer before dipshit just waltzed right on in. Okay, so it was more like barged.

"Hi, Bella!" She began to sing. Then she saw Edward and flipped. Like, she started hopping around and everything.

"Aww, Bella, it's about time you got some. But you better get him out of here before Cha-"That's when Edward and I sat up and lifted our wrists'. "Whoa, that's nice. So, like, what happened? I man who…" Edward looked hella confused, but I knew exactly what she meant.

"It was some drunken idiot at the party last night. He just came up and handcuffed us!" I could tell she was fighting back a fit of giggles, whether for my sake or her hang-over I wasn't sure.

"Oh, well that's lovely, I guess. So are we going to go shopping or what? I mean we ARE going to another party tonight. And…." I decided to tune her out.

"Alice, we can't go Edward and I have to go get these cuffs off." I was so thankful for the excuse. I hated shopping!

"We can go to the mall first if you want to Bella…" Alice squealed. Why did he have to go and open his perfect mouth? Whoa, where did that come from? I sound like Alice!

"Fine, whatever. I guess we can go."

"Yael Bella! OMG this will be like so fun! Ooo Edward can pick out something for you to wear!" What!

"Uh, no!" I scoffed, looking like a deer in headlights.

"But come on, Bella! You can actually have a guy's opinion! It'll be fun! Pleaseeeeeee!" Alice begged.

"Fine!" I gave in way too easily.

"Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Byeee, dumbass!" Alice left the room with a smile on her face. She was going to pay for this..

I turned my head to lay down on my pillow, facing Edward. Our lips were inches apart. "We should get up. Dipshit here doesn't like waiting." I whispered to him.

He chuckled, his breath hitting my face. "I can tell."

I fought back a blush and dragged our bodies out of bed. I went to the closet and started looking at shirts. It felt so weird – acting all girly in front of a guy. In, the mirror, I saw Edward shake his head. "What?" Am I that ugly?

"You're picking out all the wrong colors. The purple doesn't match your skin tone well, orange is just flat out not your color, stay away from light colors as much as possible. You wear darker colors better, I can already tell. I'm not saying wear all black or anything just a little darker." Even weirder, a guy is giving me advice in what colors I look good in.

"Um, right. So, Maybe something like this?" I brought out a darker purple.

"Are you like obsessed with wearing the color purple today or something?" Edward asked.

"No. Alice has an obsession with purple. She does most of my shopping because she thinks I'm fashion blind."

Edward smiled, took a step to be more closer to me, and started to look through my closet. This is so not something that happens every day. "Does Rose have any dark colored clothes?"

That's when dipshit ran back in the room. "Yes, yes she does! I am SO happy she got hand cuffed to someone like you. I will be right back!" She was smiling and idiot, running down the hall screaming. "Rose! Rose! Do you still have…" I closed the door. "She eavesdrops a lot."

"I see."

"Is that all you say? I see? I noticed? I can tell? Got anymore words in that head, boy?" I curled my hand into a fist and started to knock on his head.

"Cool, Awesome, Sweet, Alright, I, eye, ok, bye, hello, Bella, Edward, you, me, why, name, is, lips, eyes, jeans, shirt, hair, swim, swam, swimming, swimsuit, pool, jump, rope, jump rope, knot, not, them, they, there, their, they're, lay, laid, lie, pay, paid, girl, boy, different, differ, care, bear, black, white, pink, orange, blue." Anger was boiling inside me.

"ALRIGHT! I get it! I'm not dumb!" I shouted.

"So, how did you get the nickname dumbass?"

I wanted to hit that pretty boy's face! "Go. Ask. ALICE!"

Dipshit entered the room again. "I heard my name." She hears everything. "Wow, fighting already? You act like your married! This is going to be an interesting….. time! For however how long your stuck with each other! Who knows, you might never get them off!"

I started breathing through my teeth. "What. Do. You. Want?!" Gee, pretty boy next to me sure is quiet! God I'm going to kill him!

"I thought you might want this." Alice held out her hand with a dark red shirt.

"Red? Seriously? Red?" I don't think I'll look good in red. Red is more Rose's color.

"It'll have to do. Lets get ready." Well, well, well, look who decided to come back to earth!

"Whatever, smartass." I shoved Alice out and closed the door.

Edward was closer to my dresser. I pointed to the top drawer. "Bra, strapless." I told him. It was strange how comfortable I felt saying this stuff around him now. After, what, one night?! Well, I guess its good I feel comfortable around him.

A/N: As of right now this story is cowritten with Ballarina-Alice (bet you anything I spelled it wrong. oh well) She wrote half. You like?