Closet Full of Secrets
I DO NOT own dragonball/z/gt.
A/n: I know some of you may be wondering what happened when they left Earth and the answer will come to light soon enough. You know I never intended on it being funny. I just let the thoughts come to my head and write them out. But, I'm so glad that it is. And with this chapter]it will be toned down, since….(can't say) Anyways I should warn you all of several things before you begin reading.
This chapter will be long as hell. Please excuse me for that, but because I've missed an update I've decided to combine two chapters~ There's Always a Lie in a simple Reply and Best week ever?
This chapter will be SEEPING with clues to their secret.
It may seem like filler in the middle of the story. Part of it is and some of it isn't. Refer to number 2.
There will be a lemon in this chapter. Don't get tricked by those that may seem like they're one. Also, if you are UNDER 17 and you know that your parents would kill you for reading this then SKIP IT when I tell you it's coming up or DON'T read this chapter.
There's Always a Lie in a Simple Reply
His eyes read that of concern and pain, while his tone sounded either angry or distressed. Chi-Chi couldn't tell as she looked into her husband's face. The question he just asked kept playing in her mind like a broken record, Chi…Where have you been? She already had begun to debate on the way to go about this. Should she or should she not tell him the truth? Either way he wanted some response out of her. But before she could answer about her whereabouts, she heard another speak.
"I can't believe I find you in a bathing suit prancing around with this harpy! Where in the hell have you been onna?" Vegeta almost shouted.
"I don't appreciate the tone at which you ask." Bulma retorted as she folded her arms and rolled her eyes.
"You reeallly should NOT try me right now." Vegeta firmly stated with a bitter chuckle at the end as he eyes slightly narrowed at Bulma. Bulma appeared as she didn't care for Vegeta's current attitude; but, deep down she had became anxious because of it. Yet instead, she kept up her façade as she went over with an intent to grab Chi-Chi's hand and snapped at him, "I have to explain later. I'm helping a friend in need right now. Isn't that right Chi?"
"Yeah." Chi-Chi softly replied as she turned away from Goku, but before she could move away or take Bulma's hand, he grabbed her elbow. He tugged her closer to carefully stare back into her eyes, not blinking the entire time so he could maintain his demanding look.
"Chi where have you been? I've been worried about you. And so have our sons." Goku sincerely questioned. Chi-Chi could feel herself breaking under his intense gaze and the challenging tone by which he spoke. She instantly tried to bow her head to release the uneasy feeling he brought upon her. However, he swiftly responded by easily tilting her head back up with his right hand. His black orbs meeting hers again, beckoning and forcing her to tell him the truth. Full with various emotions only expressed between him and her.
To somehow immediately change the subject, Chi-Chi promptly asked Goku, "Where are they?"
"Yeah where is Trunks, Vegeta?" Bulma angrily added as she backed towards Chi-Chi and from her husband who was growing even more pissed, seeing that she still hadn't answered his previous question.
"Oh, now you're worrying about your child." Vegeta blankly stated, not once removing his bold eyes from Bulma.
"Don't you dare insult my parenting skills!" Bulma shouted.
"You don't order me to do anything." Vegeta retorted. He then scoffed, with his well-known smirk following as he said, "And I wasn't insulting your so called skills. I was simply making sensible inferences." Bulma face went to that of a deep red as she momentarily began to yell some incoherent profanities at him.
Goku paid no attention to those two as he kept his eyes on Chi-Chi. He gently placed his hands on her shoulders as he softly said, "Chi, we were worried about you two so we kind of flew faster than they could keep up."
"I wasn't worried about this onna!" Vegeta bitterly stated above Bulma's last insult. Goku dropped his hands from Chi-Chi's shoulder to briefly cut his eye at Vegeta as he sarcastically said, "Sure you won't Vegeta. After all, I'M the one who came knocking at your door at 2 o'clock in the morning asking where MY wife was."
Before Vegeta could snap at Goku; Trunks, Gohan, Goten, and Videl landed right on Roshi's island near the snooping and quiet Krillin.
"Okaasan!" Goten merrily yelled as he ran over to attack Chi-Chi to the ground. No don't cry now Chi. Hold it in.Chi-Chi thought as she sat up to hug her son.
But then Goten began to sob into Chi-Chi's embrace, "I-I t-thought…(sniffs)..t-that…y-you…(sniffs).. blew up!"
Chi-Chi's eyes shot wide open at such an outrageous assumption. Not knowing exactly how to respond to this, she awkwardly cooed; "Oh sweetie, no…Something like..that will never happen" as she kindly rubbed Goten's head with one hand and his back with the other in their hug. Meanwhile, Bulma had gone over to Gohan and Videl, unintentionally ignoring them as she picked a reluctant Trunks up to place multiple kisses all over his face. Gohan and Videl looked away from the clearly embarrassed boy. Videl's eyes scanned the small island and came across a nearby palm tree close the ocean, by which a timid blue-haired woman peeked around.
"Pssst. Who is that over there, Gohan?" Videl whispered as she elbowed him and pointed over to the direction.
"I have no idea." Gohan whispered back. Then he called out, "Hey Okaasan?"
"Yes son." Chi-Chi answered as she stood up, with Goten squeezing her leg.
"Who is that by the palm tree?" Gohan questioned.
"Oh, yeah. That's the friend we're helping."Chi-Chi replied dusting her butt off. Instead of getting a response, everyone started to look at her funny, except Goten.
"What is it?" Chi-Chi asked.
"Umm, Chi. Do you remember how you said not to push you into the water because you were wearing a white shirt?" Bulma cautiously mumbled.
"Yeah…." Realization sat in and Chi-Chi deeply blushed as she covered up her chest.
"I got something for that." Launch said as came from behind to palm tree to magically appear with a white towel for Chi-Chi to use. Chi-Chi roughly snatched the towel out of Launch's head and securely wrapped it around her upper torso, tightly making a knot to hold it in place. Unbeknownst to Chi-Chi, Launch slightly giggled at her. Because of that giggle, Goku absently cocked his head to the side as he looked at the female before him.
"Don't I know you from somewhere?" Goku said as he scratched his head in confusion.
"Don't you remember her? It's Launch." Krillin called from afar.
"Launch!" Goku exclaimed.
"Yeah." Launch joyfully said with bright smile coming across her face.
"Wow. I haven't seen you in years. What have you been up to?" Goku merrily asked.
At that, Launch's smile vanished. Her eyes rapidly began to water again. Despite the towel, Chi-Chi instantly wrapped her arms around Launch as Bulma raced over to where she was to place her arms around Launch also.
"Look what you've done!" Bulma accused as she turned her head to glare at Goku.
"What did I do?" Goku asked, completely befuddled as sweat dropped down his face.
"You're bringing up the past Goku!" Chi-Chi angrily replied as hugged Launch tighter.
"Ummm… I'm sorry?" Goku uncomfortably said with an expression of even more puzzlement.
"You should be." Bulma spat.
"Okay, what the fuck? I don't have time for this. Why don't you two explain why in the hell did you sneak off at night and where in the hell have you been?" Vegeta demanded.
At his question, Launch sobbed even louder.
"Shut up Veggie-kun! You're making it worse!" Bulma yelled.
"What? All he asked is what we've been wondering. We need to know where you two have been." Goku innocently said.
Launch bawled even louder; making Trunks and Goten place their hands over their ears. Not wanting the volume of Launch's wails to increase, Vegeta and Goku remained silent until her cries softened due to a little sneeze that made her turn back into the blond badass. As soon as she did, Chi-Chi and Bulma released Launch.
"Alright. It's time to go home. We have things to discuss onna." Vegeta commanded.
"The same thing goes for us Chi." Goku stated, with the same intensity as Vegeta had.
"But we can't leave Launch in her current state!" Bulma defended. In faster than any human eye could detect, Vegeta chopped Launch in the back of her neck, knocking her unconscious.
"WHAT IN THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT FOR VEGETA-KUN?" Bulma screamed with her fists balled up at her sides.
"That was not necessary at all, you bastard." Chi-Chi muttered as she tried to lift Launch up with Bulma's assistance.
"Why would you do that to a woman who's possibly pregnant you fucking moron!" Bulma spat as her and Chi-Chi walked inside Roshi's house with Launch in their arms.
"Pregnant!" Goku exclaimed as him, Vegeta, and Krillin followed them inside. Goten and Trunks stood there, bewildered and questioning whether or not they should go inside with the adults. And Gohan was badly trying to explain and excuse the behavior of them to Videl.
"I really couldn't care less about her. We still have things to discuss onna. As soon as you lay her down inside, we're leaving." Vegeta stated as he leaned up next to the wall.
Bulma and Chi-Chi ignored him as they got Launch settled down on the sofa. 18 had also walked into the room with a stoic expression as IF she wasn't interested in the human squabbles. Master Roshi stood in the corner with nosebleeds, admiring the two women in bathing suits. Once Launch was placed down, Chi-Chi ordered Krillin to go get a cup of water while Bulma found a nearby towel to wrap it around herself. Then both women turned around to glower heavily upon their husbands.
"What?" the men said at the same time.
"You two are unbelievable!" Bulma screamed.
"Can we have a couple of hours to help a friend without anyone having a damn heart attack?" Chi-Chi fiercely added.
"A couple? That's two hours. And if you looked at the clock you would see that you've been gone for ten! And I know you're not saying that we're unbelievable. You're unbelievable and irresponsible. You didn't tell me where you were going." Goku replied, as he was quite taken by the audacity she had for being mad at him for the moment.
"Do you always tell me where you going Goku-sa? No you don't and when I do it one day, it's like the world is about to end!" Chi-Chi retorted.
"The world's about to end!" Goku exclaimed with a face of pure horror.
"Baka, she's exaggerating." Vegeta replied.
"And I was being sarcastic…Either way, who's wrong or right Chi. We want some answers as I'm sure our sons do too." Goku replied. Just as he said that Goten, Gohan, Trunks, and Videl had finally entered the house.
"Okay, we'll explain. Don't go getting your panties in a bunch." Bulma bitterly stated. She looked at Chi-Chi, signaling with her eyes to begin.
"So…we left in the middle of the night to help Launch with her emotional breakdown. See, a few weeks ago she was having problems with Tien. She left to go to a bar for some drinks. And at that time another man, complete stranger, came to comfort her. They did you-know-what and now she thinks she's pregnant. " Chi-Chi hesitantly said as if she felt bad for telling Launch's business.
"And she hasn't told Tien, even though they still are kind of talking to each other." Bulma slowly added.
"Wait, what is you-know-what that they did?" Trunks questioned.
"It's something you don't need to know until you get a certain age." Bulma replied.
"What age?" Trunks further pressed, sort of irritated that he wasn't being told something because of his age.
"Not now, so pipe down." Vegeta declared. Trunks rolled his eyes, but still obeyed his father.
"Anyways, We didn't want to wake you up or worry you with female problems, so we snuck out with androids to momentarily take our place, not exactly knowing how long it would take to mend her broken spirit" Bulma continued.
"Yeah, the only thing that got her to calm down and take her mind off things involved going to see the moon and relax. Vent and have fun. And then while we were up there, she reflected on when times were happier, which was when she stayed with Master Roshi. It was then that we decided to pay him a visit" Chi-Chi continued right after Bulma.
"Okay, but that still doesn't explain the constant phone calls that you lied about Chi." Goku stated as he folded his arms and wrinkled his eyebrows upon his forehead.
"Or you onna. And the fact on why you left at NIGHT and didn't leave some note explaining such." Vegeta stated.
"Well, Veggie-kun if you would let us finish, then you wouldn't have to ask these types of questions. She kept calling us and we didn't want to be bothered at the time, because over 90 percent of the time she's complaining about Tien. And we lied about it because we didn't need either of you telling Tien or anyone else that Launch was upset." Vegeta was about to interrupt Bulma for suggesting he actually talk to Tien, when she cut him off by saying, "I know you Veggie-kun. You would've said something to Goku about it in one of your rants about women. Then Goku would've told his friend, Tien. And more so I repeat when I say we also didn't want to bother you with our stupid Onna problems" She mimicked his voice at the end.
"And as far as the leaving at night issue goes, Launch had came to Bulma's house around that time. And Bulma's irritating and persistent self didn't want to be alone with her so she came bothering me in the middle of the night to go along." Chi-Chi added.
"We're running around thinking that you were somehow kidnapped and you're out in space. It's unbelievable." Goku replied a bit ticked off.
"Kidnapped? Why would you think we were kidnapped!" Bulma asked.
"And do you think anyone could actually kidnap me?" Chi-Chi skeptically questioned as she looked at Goku with an empty expression.
"You mysteriously left after I heard you say, 'what do they want after all this time. I thought they would leave us alone in peace.' Now what is that supposed to mean?" Goku quickly replied.
"Well we haven't actually talked to Launch in a long time and when we do it's mostly about Tien. And after giving her advice last time, we thought that she would leave us in peace. Also, you know Launch has two different personalities. It would be best to refer to her as they." Chi-Chi answered without hesitation.
"Okay so what about the androids saying you returned home?"Goku asked as he observed their face for any change in expression, which might suggest that they were lying. But he saw nothing as Chi-Chi calmly responded.
"I did. I'm here with you on Earth, aren't I? And by the way, if we programmed the robots to cover for us, why would you even believe everything that comes out of their mouth?"
"…."
"What? No more questions? In that case, Krillin where is the glass of water I asked you for?" Chi-Chi questioned.
"Oh sorry, I got distracted." Krillin said as he handed the glass full of water to Chi-Chi. In that instant, Chi-chi threw the water all over Launch's face. She woke up sputtering, and automatically started to fire a machine gun that she pulled out of no freaking where.
"What the fuck?" Vegeta yelled. He immediately attempted take the gun from Launch, while everyone else ducked down to the floor, except 18. However, once he took the gun, (being Launch) she pulled out of no-freaking-where again, two AK-47's, and started to fire at Vegeta. His eyes widen briefly, but he stood there with a smirk as he took one round of bullets by catching them with one hand. He began laughing as the gun made the common noise when it's been emptied out. But his laughing soon halted as she swiftly reloaded both guns.
"OH hell no. Not this again." Vegeta replied. He grabbed the guns from a startled Launch and crushed them. He was about to laugh again, until this female, crazy ass bitch is what Vegeta would say at the moment, pull out a bazooka from no fucking where! Vegeta's eyes noticeably enlarged.
"Where in the hell…" Vegeta began, but he was interrupted.
"This is a RL-83 Blindicide, of the finest new edition, which came from Belgium. It typically has a rate of fire of six rounds per minute and a range 400 meters. But I know a guy, so the one I got has a muzzle velocity of 120 m/s and uses a rocket booster to achieve a velocity of 300 m/s." Launch responded as she aimed the gun right at Vegeta's chest. Sweat actually dropped from his forehead. He knew he could take it, but this woman was too fucking insane.
Before she could even fire, Chi-Chi got up from the floor and snatched the gun right from Launch's hand.
"HEY!" Launch said as she tried to take it back. Chi-Chi simply held her away with one hand upon Launch's face.
"That's enough Launch. If you calm down I will have to hurt you." Chi-Chi demanded with a tone not to be messed with. Launch glared at Chi-Chi, but sat down frustrated. Everyone got up off the floor as Chi-Chi handed the gun to the timid Master Roshi, who had forgot of how terrifying the badass Launch was.
"Owww. What happened?" Launch said as she finally acknowledged the bruise upon her neck that she rubbed.
"Vegeta knocked you out." Chi-Chi stated. Launch was about to get up and attempt to fight Vegeta, but Bulma said, "I apologize for him. He didn't know you might be PREGNANT."
"Oh, really. So the tests came back already." Launch sharply replied as she folded her arms as if she didn't care.
"No. It's just common sense. No protection equals a great risk." Bulma self-righteously said.
"You hear that Gohan. So wrap it up!" Krillin yelled across the room with a grin.
"KRILLIN! You know what Videl, let's go." Gohan stated as he ushered her out the door.
"How do you know my mate Blondie?" Vegeta questioned.
"Well, I've known her since childhood and I used to always give her advice on relationships, when me and Tien just began to talk. I'm actually the one who told her to dump Yamcha. And I called her because SHE SO OWES ME, and SO DOES CHI" Launch bluntly stated.
"How does Chi owe you?" Goku asked.
"Well, I helped her some days when she was pregnant with Goten, using words of encouragement when she was oh so emotional." Launch coolly answered as she flipped her hair.
Chi-Chi glared at Launch. Launch noticed. Thank Kami, Vegeta and Goku were just looking at Launch as she explained.
"Alright. Enough of this. Onna let's go." Vegeta declared.
"You're right Vegeta-kun." Bulma said she looks at Launch and Chi-Chi. "So you girls ready to go?"
Launch carelessly shrugged her shoulders while Chi-Chi shook her head.
"Where are you going now?" Goku exclaimed.
"No fucking where. They just got back!" Vegeta retorted.
"Sorry Veggie-kun, but operation Make-Launch-feel-better isn't over. But first, would someone mind telling me where the Androids are?" Bulma said as she placed her hands upon her hips. The expression on Goku said everything.
"uhhh…They exploded." Goku nervously mumbled as he fretted with his fingers. He so did not want to hear…
"EXPLODED? How did they EXPLODE?" Chi-Chi shouted.
"Do YOU KNOW how long it took me to build those things?" Bulma furiously yelled.
"Hey, it's your fault." Vegeta frankly stated.
"MY FAULT! Oh, Veggie-kun I'm going to…UGHHH." Bulma continued to yell as she threw her hand ups in irritation; her face turning to that of a crimson red from untold anger.
"How did they explode Goku-sa?" Chi-Chi softly asked, seeing as Bulma was doing enough shouting for them.
"Well about that…" Goku hesitated as he did his cheesy smile and awkwardly rubbed the back of his head.
"Shouldn't you two be making that broad feel better? Stop questioning us." Vegeta firmly interjected.
"You know what you're right. I don't even have time for this. Come on let's go change so then we can go shopping!" Bulma excitedly said. Launch nodded and Chi-Chi frowned. That didn't go unnoticed. Bulma shot her a certain look. Bulma and Launch then dragged Chi-Chi upstairs so they could change. 18, now bored to death, shook her head as she walked outside.
"Nice save Vegeta." Goku said out loud as the women left the room.
"I didn't do that…
"Yeah right. And here I was thinking that Big ole' Veggie-kun wouldn't care about Bulma yelling at him." Goku cut him off. Vegeta automatically swung at Goku, but he caught it and smiled while saying, "Now that that's settled. Come on Vegeta, Let's spar!"
"You don't need to tell me twice to beat your ass." Vegeta stated as he easily removed his hand from Goku's grip.
"You want to join Krillin?" Goku asked.
"Uh, that's okay. I'd just slow you guys down." Krillin said.
"But you can train with Trunks or Goten." Goku joyfully replied.
"He'll slow us down!" Trunks exclaimed.
"Oh, come on boys. Don't be mean to Krillin." Goku stated.
"Don't tell my son what to do." Vegeta stated. Goku turned his head to give him a dead panned look.
"You know it's okay you guys." Krillin replied.
"But…" Goku began; however, Vegeta threw him out the window wanting to already resume their fight from earlier.
Meanwhile while that conversation was going on….
"I'm such a genius." Bulma happily whispered.
"Hey, don't go giving credit all to yourself. I helped." Chi-Chi responded. Launch and Bulma were standing in their underwear, since they were putting their clothes back on. Chi-Chi just had her shirt off, seeing that it had to still dry from the earlier incident.
"But you didn't think to use Launch; therefore, all credit should go to maui." Bulma smugly replied as she put some Capri pants on.
"But who thought of coming here, knowing that Krillin would 'surprise' us by calling our husbands after we told him not to since they didn't know about it, which made everything more convincing." Chi-Chi responded, a bit irritated by Bulma. It's just like Bulma to take credit for everything. She always has to rub the fact that she's smarter than everyone in their faces. It's like she thinks we're all idiots incapable of thinking up something intelligent. Chi-Chi angrily thought as she slightly glared at Bulma.
"That was pretty clever but all credit goes to me, I made Launch pregnant." Bulma retorted, becoming annoyed by Chi-Chi's tone and involuntarily dropping her tube top to the floor.
"I should get some credit because I wrapped a story around it!" Chi-Chi snapped.
"No you two should just shut up. I was the one who this entire thing revolved around, who if I might add, was also able to cry on point." Launch arrogantly but gladly stated as she looked at them while she brushed her blonde hair. Bulma and Chi-Chi turn to her, forgetting their argument, and… grinned.
"Yeah you do deserve an Emmy for that one." Chi-Chi said through her smile.
"Possibly an Oscar!" Bulma fervently added.
Launch gripped the brush and began to cry again as she said, "Yes, Yes. And I would like to thank the three people who made all this possible, without them I wouldn't have been able to stand here to receive this award. I give my thanks to Me, myself, and I!"
The three women burst out laughing and fell to the floor in the process, to lie on their backs as they looked up the ceiling. After they laughed, all sighed at the same time with simultaneous blank expressions coming across their face.
"You know I was right before when I said I don't know why you two are doing this. You already know the outcome from it." Launch vacantly stated.
"Don't remind us." Bulma and Chi-Chi impassively replied at the same time.
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The sun had already set by the time that Launch and Chi-Chi had arrived to the Son house. Bulma had been dropped off first. And now Launch drove a green hovercar to drop off Chi-Chi on Mt. Paiotzu. Chi-Chi quickly got out the hover car grabbing a small white container.
"What's that?" blue-haired Launch asked before Chi-Chi walked off.
"It's what I put my groceries and things in, capsules in a white capsule container." Chi-Chi stated as if it was a no-brainer.
Launch ignored her tone. She would feel the same way as Chi-Chi if their situations were the same. "Remember what Akane said. We only have a day." Launch softly mumbled as she looked up at the stars in the sky.
"I know. You're still going to watch Goten and Trunks all day tomorrow, right?"
Launch sneezed, changing her hair color but she kept speaking as if nothing had happened, "Why should I again? More importantly why won't I get paid?"
"Need I remind you that they are your nep…."
"Yeah. Yeah I know." Launch cut her off as she sped away flipping Chi-Chi off. Chi-Chi gave a faint smile at her retreating form. Then she turned to walk into her home.
Best week ever?
Chi-Chi walked in to her house, shocked at what she saw. The table was broken in half. Fish guts, scales, and blood were all over the walls, floor, and counters. Several dishes were broken and scattered everywhere. To top it all, there was a horrendous smell emancipating from Kami knows where!
"Oh hi, Chi…we wh.."
"What happened here Goku-sa?" Chi-Chi questioned through clenched teeth. It was taking everything for her not to scream right now at the man happily standing before her.
"Well…let's see, Goten and I did some experimenting and we end up destroying the kitchen in the process. And we tried to clean up,… but everything just got worse." Goku sheepishly answered as he smiled and rubbed the back of his head.
"You think!" Chi-Chi snapped. Goku abruptly ceased smiling as he said soothingly, "Now, Chi don't get mad."
"Mad, MAD! Why on EARTH would I be mad!" Chi-Chi angrily stated to Goku as he put his hands up to calm and cower before her. Chi-Chi backed up as she heavily signed and placed her head in her palm.
"Where's Gohan and Goten?" She mumbled as she rubbed the temples on her forehead.
"Gohan had to stay at someone's house named Pencil Sharpener… I think, It's such a weird name. Like who would name their child after something that makes pencils pointy. And then, no one even uses pencils anymore. It's mostly pens or the mechanical things now. It is kind of dumb if you want the truth. It's about as dumb as that time I was trying to…"
"GOKU-SA!" Chi-Chi shouted.
"Nani?"
"Get back on point."
"Ha! You said point, like the pencil." Goku chuckled. Chi-Chi gave a blank stare to Goku and he immediately shut up to seriously continue, "Okay, anyways…Gohan is sleeping over to help him with something. And Goten was exhausted from training earlier, so he's sleeping now."
"You let Gohan sleep over at someone's house, knowing there's school tomorrow?"
"Uhhh…."
"Did you AT LEAST get Goten to take a bath?"
"Uhhhh…"
"You know what Goku-sa go somewhere! I'm just so… SO pissed at you right now!"
"But…"
"NO BUTS!" Chi-Chi snapped.
Goku began to walk towards the room, defeated, while Chi-Chi called after him, "And take a bath! You stink!"
She smiled and almost chuckled at him. That Goku will never learn.Chi-Chi thought. She then turned around to look at the mess before her, noticing once again the table broken into bits and pieces.How in the world did they do that? (sighs) I'm so glad something in me said to get another table. She thought, shaking her head in disbelief as she smiled once again.
Goku walked into his bedroom, and then turned the lights on. Thankfully, Android Chi had picked up the mounds of clothes before she exploded. He went to take a long shower, letting the hot water hit his body as he thought about all that happened today. It all made sense; but, too much sense. As if, they planned out exactly what to say. But no…Chi-Chi has never lied to me, minus the recent incident with Launch calling. And plus she's not that good of the liar. Goku thought as he stepped out the shower onto the tiles of the steam-filled bathroom. Goku reached for the blue towel nearby to cover himself. He dried himself off as he walked over to the mirror. He wiped it with his right hand to look at himself in it. Goku took his time as he put on his boxers on, since he couldn't help but to still ponder on what Chi-Chi told him today. He brushed his teeth and then went to stop right in front of the bathroom door. He cut off the lights to exit and noticed that there was barely any light coming from underneath the door. He instantly could tell that the lights were also off in the bedroom.
Chi's already in the bed. It looks like I might be sleeping on the couch tonight. Goku heavily sighed as he opened the door to his bedroom, dreading the oncoming moment. However, when he walked in, he was shocked; completely taken aback, eyes bugging out of his sockets, and drool leaking from the corner of his mouth.
The room had several scented stick candles around, giving a romantic hue. Next to the bed, there was a plate full of delicious-looking melons. But that wasn't what he was drooling over. Laying at the foot of the bed with one pair of handcuffs in their mouth and another twirling on her finger; wearing a tight leather rivet corset that exposed a tremendous amount of cleavage with a leather thong and fishnets… was Chi-Chi.
Goku couldn't think. He couldn't even move. But, he didn't need to. Chi-Chi gradually arose from the bed and sexily sauntered her way over to Goku.
"You've been such a bad boy, Goku-sa." Chi-Chi stated as he playfully glared at Goku. She grabbed his arm and instantly pushed him onto the bed so his head could land right on the pillows near the headboard. Before he had a chance to react, Chi-Chi used the handcuffs to restrain him. But it didn't stop there, Chi-Chi reached under the bed for some ropes to tie Goku's legs apart and to the bed.
"Chi..what are you doing?" Goku timidly asked. He had snapped out of his daze when Chi-Chi pulled extra hard on the rope around his ankles.
"It's time for you punishment Goku-sa." Chi-Chi dangerously stated as she straddled him on the bed. She leaned her head down; slowly breathing upon his face to let her sweet scent put him even more under her spell. Her delicate lips moved closer to his. Goku closed his eyes, waiting for them to be softly placed upon him. Instead, he felt as Chi-Chi reached behind the pillow underneath his head. He opened his eyes just as she sat up on him. She had a red gag in her hands and was devilishly smiling at Goku.
"Chi…um, what is that?" Goku nervously asked. However, he felt himself being turned on by the look she was giving him
"Oh..this thing. It's a gag. And I'm going to use it so NO one will be able to hear you moan from what I plan on doing to you." Chi-Chi softly, but evilly said. Goku's eyes widen, and he looked a bit apprehensive.
"OH don't get worried now you bad bad horrible man. You treat me oh so bad. Now you will pay. You just better be glad that I'm not like Bulma." Chi-Chi stated as she placed the ball gag over Goku's mouth then got to work.
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"Onna what in the hell are you doing? I demand that you release me from this fucking contraption!"
Bulma smirked at her husband chained up against the wall in the little dungeon she created. It was dark, but Vegeta could still she that she was dressed in a leather stud and spike dress.
"I think not Veggie-kun. You've been such a horrible person lately. And, an evil man like you needs a whooping." Bulma said as she turned to a little table set with handcuffs, whips, leashes, gags, and a paddle. Bulma grabbed the overlarge wooden paddle and one of the gags. She turned around to Vegeta, who looked a bit frightened.
"Onna what in the hell are you doing?"
"I'm going to make you suffer Veggie-kun"
"Onna don't you dare bring that fucking paddle over here!"
"Oh yeah you're right. I get the whip first, then the paddle you bad bad boy."
Vegeta tried to break the chains that held him up against the wall, but they didn't budge.
"You can try all you want but those a special Ki chains." Bulma said. Vegeta actually looked terrified as Bulma came towards him.
"And by the way…You're going to call me Bulma-kun before the night is over." Bulma stated with a mischievous smirk.
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MONDAY
Goku suddenly awoke in the bed, from the smell eggs and meat going up his nostrils.
Had it all been a dream? Goku couldn't help but wonder as he lied on his back in the bed back, while looking at the ceiling with his hands behind his head. But, the smell coming from the kitchen started to become more alluring, and immediately he wanted to jump out of the bed. As soon as he did he, wobbled and fell right to the floor.
Owww. My freaking legs. Not to mention my…..Kami! So it wasn't a dream Goku exclaimed in his thoughts as he jumped up. That night full of such passion. Chi-Chi taking charge for a good long unbearable hour doing unimaginable things to his body that made him crave her and seep with desire as each nanosecond passed, and then him finally ripping out of the ki bondages to take over. But it didn't stop there. Chi-Chi wouldn't let them stop until an hour before the sun rose. Who would ever think that he could do it so many times in one freaking night! The question is, how did she do it? The only answer he got out of Chi-Chi before she fell asleep was Bulma. That damn Bulma. But hey, he shouldn't be complaining. He wasn't complaining.
Goku begin to walk, he staggered a bit, but eventually he went into the bathroom to clean up. He got dressed, then went downstairs for breakfast. There he saw his wife cleaning up the dishes. And the room was spotless, as if someone had spit shined everything. That's my Chi-Chi Goku happily thought as he went behind her and wrapped his arms around her waist.
"Good morning Goku-sa."
"Yes it is Chi." Goku replied as he kissed the base of her neck. Chi-Chi giggled but gently tried and failed to push him off.
"You seem to be in an extra good mood today. Anyways, you need to go eat. And then afterwards, you and I can start our day together."
"Nani?"
"That's part of your punishment. Gohan is at school. Launch already came by to pick up Goten. And we are here together. You won't train today." Chi-Chi declared as she scrubbed a dish.
"What if…"
"Nope, no what if's. If Vegeta can take a day off from training, then so can you. Now go eat."
"Alright Chi. I would love to take my punishment, especially if it was like last night." Goku huskily said as he smoothly kissed the nape of Chi-Chi's neck.
"Stop Goku." Chi-Chi laughed as she playfully swatted him away. Goku removed his arms from Chi-Chi's waist as he went to sit at the table and ferociously began eating.
"After you eat, WE can spar for an hour then you're going to help me with something." Chi-Chi stated.
"Nani?"
"I'll explain later. Don't talk with your mouth full." Chi-Chi scolded. Goku gulped, and then continued to eat as if Chi-Chi hadn't said anything.
About an hour and a half later….
"You know I'm going to get you back for last night, right?" Goku stated as he leaned against the counter next to Chi-Chi who was putting a dish rag up. Chi-Chi turned her head to stare at Goku, daring him with her eyes.
"Goku to start off your real punishment, you will…." Chi-Chi walked over to the cabinet to take out a bowl, flour, and spices. Then she sat them on the counter. Next, she went to the refrigerator for a carton of eggs and some milk. Then she sat them alongside the other ingredients. "You will help me make a cake for something like birthdays, today."
"Nani? Oh come on Chi. I don't know how to cook that." Goku frantically whined.
"You will learn today, buddy." Chi-Chi replied as she began to put on her apron.
"But I have to.."
"If you say train so help me Kami I won't cook for you the rest of this week. This day is just for us. I know Vegeta isn't training. So, why should you? And the boys aren't here." Chi-Chi firmly stated as she gave Goku the look that said she wasn't playing one bit.
"Alright so where do I start." Goku said as he came to stand up right beside Chi-Chi. Chi-Chi reached into the pocket of her apron to pull out a folded piece of cloth.
"Well, first you have to wear this apron." Chi-Chi said, unraveling and holding it out for Goku to take. Goku's eyes instantly expanded.
"Oh come on Chi. Not that!" Goku complained.
"Goku-sa." Chi-Chi threatened.
"Okay Chi. Gosh." Goku said as he took the apron out her hand and attempted to put it on. After 20 minutes he still hadn't put it on the right way, seeing that he resorted to placing the apron on top of his head. Chi-Chi sighed and shook her head as she finally decided put the apron on Goku herself.
"Crack two eggs and place it in the bowl." Chi-Chi instructed.
"That sounds easy enough." Goku said smiling as he got two eggs out of the carton. He then proceeded by smashing the two eggs on the counter, and scooped the yolk and shells in his hand. Then he had the audacity to try to put it in the bowl.
"Goku-sa stop! What are you doing?" Chi-Chi exclaimed as she quickly pushed his hand away and looked at him bewildered.
"Putting the eggs into the bowl. I thought that was what I'm supposed to do." Goku stated confused with his face clearly expressing his current emotion.
"Not like that! See watch this." Chi-chi stated. She took one egg out at a time, cracked them the right way over the bowl so the yolk could successfully fall in. Goku stood there amazed, with the eggs still in his hand.
"Now, Goku-sa don't just stand there. Go throw that mess away in your hands, then come back to pour some flour in another bowl while I get this one right." Chi-Chi commanded.
"Sure." Goku happily said as he did what she just asked. He soon came back to stand right beside Chi-Chi who was currently mixing the liquids in one bowl.
" Okay…pour some flour into this bowl." Chi-Chi instructed as she nodded her head to an empty bowl.
Goku nodded as he grabbed the bag full of flour. He tried to open the bag gently, but it didn't budge. He put a little more effort behind his pull, and it still didn't budge. Then with all of his saiyan strength, he ripped the bag open.
"GOKU-SA!"
"What!" Goku said obliviously.
"Look what you did to the bag! And look at all the flour you've wasted." Chi-Chi exclaimed as she looked over the counter and floor covered in floor. Not to forget the fact that they now had some flour on them.
"Oh…Well sorry Chi!" Goku sheepishly replied as he grinned. Chi-Chi shook her head as she examined the little flour that did manage to get into the bowl. She sighed. He's definitely going to clean up this mess after we mix everything. Chi-Chi thought as she opened the baking soda bag and handed it to Goku.
"Okay, Goku-sa. Now pour SOME baking powder into the one with the flour." Chi-Chi instructed.
Goku grinned, thinking there was no way he could mess this one up. Then he proceeded by pouring the entire bag of baking soda into the bowl of flour.
"GOKU-SA!" Chi-Chi yelled.
"What? You said to pour it in the bowl!" Goku said, thinking he'd done nothing wrong.
"I said to pour SOME, not all of it!" Chi-Chi exclaimed as she tried to scoop baking soda back into the bag. Once she'd done that she turned to Goku.
"Alright, now I'm going to tell you to do something that even you can't mess up. Nicely shake the salt shaker 2-3 times directly over the bowl with the liquids."
"Okay." Goku said cheerfully. Chi-Chi watched him like a hawk as he lifted up the salt shaker. At a snail's pace Goku brought the shaker over the bowl. He slowly turned the salt shaker upside down to shake it twice. Then he turned it back up. Chi-Chi sighed.
"Whew! That was good. But just shake it one more time. I don't think enough got in."
"Okay." Goku merrily said. However, when he turned the salt shaker upside down again to shake it, the top came off.
"YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!" Chi-chi exclaimed.
"Ooops sorry Chi."
"You know what Goku-sa. How about you stand away and watch me do everything over again. You can help me later." Chi-Chi almost angrily stated.
Goku observed Chi-Chi as she cleaned up to do everything over. He was completely fascinated by how fast she worked and the effort she took to make one thing. I never knew it took so much to cook. And just look at her, She makes it look so easy, but that's because she's perfect at it.
Soon Chi-Chi began to mix everything together. That part seemed easy enough for Goku.
"Can I help?" Goku sweetly asked with a grin coming across his face.
"Sure." Chi-Chi responded. She was about to hand him the bowl, but he did the unexpected. Goku quickly came up behind her and wrapped his arms around her body, so he could grip the bowl with one hand and hold Chi-Chi's which was stirring everything. Chi-Chi felt herself blushing as he took control and beat the batter up in the bowl. And he was actually enjoying it. Yep, nasty thoughts began to play in Chi-Chi's head. She shook her head and blushed even more.
"Okay, that should be enough mixing." Chi-Chi quickly stated, trying to erase the desire building up within her. They still had a lot to do today.
"So what do we do now?" Goku whispered softly into her neck. He still stayed behind her with his hands gently resting on her waist.
"Umm…Let's see if it tastes right." Chi-Chi nervously replied. She grabbed the spoon and clinked it to the bowl to remove excess batter. But before she could even lift it up, Goku took grabbed her hand.
Chi-Chi turned around to face him, wondering why he just grabbed her hand. Goku's eyes bore right back into her. Gradually, he brought her finger to his mouth. She felt as his soft lips came around finger, with his tongue brushing upon it as he sucked her finger.
Then slowly he took her finger right back out of his mouth and nicely released her hand. It stayed in the same exact spot as Chi-Chi gazed back at Goku. Apparently, there was…HAD been some batter on her finger.
"It tastes great Chi." Goku smiled then took a step closer so he was inches away from her face. "I wish the cake wouldn't take so long to bake. Do you have something else for me to taste to pass the time?"Goku said, with a seductive smile. Chi-Chi gulped as lust-filled eyes stared back into hers. He began to come closer.
I…can't let him win. Chi-Chi thought as she slowly moved her hand to the spoon in the batter. She picked it up as Goku's face was within close proximity.
"Are you sure?" Chi-Chi stated swinging the spoon up to taste it, while making sure that a big glob of batter got on Goku's face.
"Oops sorry." Chi-Chi laughed placing the spoon back down as Goku wiped near his eye.
"Oh you're going to get it now." Goku playfully threatened. Before Chi-Chi knew it he stuck his entire hand into the bowl and lightly wiped his hand over her face. Chi-Chi stood there, frozen, because of the nerve he had to do such a thing. After he removed his hand, he grinned and heartily laughed at her expression. As fast as she could, Chi-Chi picked up the bowl and dumped it all over Goku's head. Then she sat it back on the counter. His current expression read that of true shock.
"Aww. What is it Goku-sa? Did I hurt your wittle weelings." Chi-Chi teased.
"Run." Was all Goku said before he chased Chi-Chi around the kitchen, both throwing flour, baking powder, and eggs at each other. But soon Goku caught Chi-Chi, ripped her apron off, opened her kimono enough to expose her bra, and sat her on top of the counter.
"I got you." Goku said with a naughty smile coming across his face.
Just as they were about to kiss, Gohan and Videl walked in.
"What the…."
"Gohan!" Chi-Chi shrieked as she jumped down to hide behind Goku. Videl covered her eyes as she deeply blushed.
"I thought you had school." Goku stated, still smiling.
"We had an early release day." Videl replied.
"And…I came back to get my Saiyaman costume, but..I think I'll just forget about it." Gohan fretfully replied. He turned his head without another word and walked out with Videl. Gohan was obviously disturbed not only by what he saw but the fact that Videl had seen it. Once the door shut again, Goku turned the panting Chi-Chi around to face him.
"Now what's on the rest of the agenda?" Goku asked
"Clean up this mess, fly on the nimbus, picnic, teaching me the kamehameha, come back and cook."
"Ummm…you're missing something."
"What?"
"Finishing what you've started." Goku smoothly stated before ripping Chi-Chi's entire kimono off.
TUESDAY, WEDNESDAY, THURSDAY
That day was just the beginning of the wonderful week that Goku had with his wife. Every day he woke up to the smell of his and his sons' favorite foods. He would contentedly eat with his family. Gohan would go off to school. Him and Goten would go train. Then an hour later, Chi-Chi would come to watch or join. Afterwards, lunch came and she always managed to cook a meal better than breakfast. Next, him, Goten, and Chi-Chi would just go exploring nature or spar some more.
Chi-Chi didn't pressure Gohan to do his homework. She even allowed him to go outside and train with them before he did his homework, TWICE this week. Dinner came, and every night Videl would just join them. Later, they would all sit down in front of the TV. At night, him and Chi-Chi told stories to make Goten fall asleep.
And don't get Goku started on sex. Almost every morning when he took a shower, Chi-Chi would join and they would have sex. After lunch if Goten had a nap, then they had sex again. Then came nighttime, Chi-Chi and him would have sex until the sun almost came up. Just so he could wake up late, and start all over again. Everything was perfect. Too perfect.
Goku tried to brush off the feeling, but as the weekend started to near, Chi-Chi's passion skyrocketed for no apparent reason.
FRIDAY
Chi-Chi hinted at camping for a day. Goku felt it wouldn't be right to go without Gohan. For that reason, Chi-Chi shocked everyone when she allowed Gohan to miss school that day. It was fun, especially when their sons had gone to sleep. But nevertheless, it seemed a bit off.
SATURDAY
Chi-Chi suggested that they go to the Beach. Videl tagged along. For the entire day, the Son Family plus Videl enjoyed a day in the sun. It was refreshing and a day for the family photo album. Chi-Chi made sure they had more than enough pictures to add to it.
SUNDAY
The sun rays shone through the window to cast a dazzling morning light on the couple sleeping peacefully in bed. And soon, Goku began to stir in his sleep. His eyes lazily opened to peek down at the raven-haired beauty that lied upon his chest. Her midnight hair was completely disheveled and tangled as it carelessly covered most of his chest. Her rosy lips appeared a bit swollen, but it maintained the divine elegance he so adored. Her face seemed as if it was sparkling even among her faintly puffy and flushed cheeks. And it was safe to say that, Chi-Chi looked thoroughly exhausted. Goku couldn't help as a grin came upon his face from the gaze by which he gave.
I guess she overworked herself. Usually she would be up and running, my little ecstatic love.Goku warmly thought as he pulled Chi-Chi closer with his left arm and raised his right hand to smoothly caress her cheek. It was by his touch that he felt some sort of wet substance on his hand.
What is this, Goku thought as he slightly lifted his upper torso while he kept her hugged to his body so he could closely observe the face of his sleeping beauty. He noticed right away that the so-called sparkling he had seen on his wife's face came from either perspiration, but most likely….tears.
Why would she be crying? Goku thought as he leaned his head down to tenderly kiss every part of Chi-Chi's face that glistened from her tears. A small smile began to appear on Chi-Chi's face. And soon her eyes started to flutter open.
"Good morning," Chi-Chi sweetly whispered as her eyes, half-way opened, looked up to her husband's face.
"I would say so but…Is everything okay Chi? I sense that it isn't and you were crying in your sleep." Goku mumbled back as he intently stared into Chi-Chi's eyes by which approaching tears could be seen. Slowly, Chi-Chi reached her left hand up to gently touch Goku's face.
"It was a nightmare. I'm fine Goku." Chi-Chi quietly replied. She was lying…AGAIN. And Goku knew this, despite the fact that his face didn't give away such. Not only did she call him just Goku when she was lying but he could definitely feel that something wasn't right. Before he could further question her, his little mini-me busted right into the room.
"Gooooood MORNING Okaasan and Otousan!" Goten happily yelled as he jumped right on them.
"Oh no!" Chi-Chi exclaimed as she tried to pull the bed sheets up to shield her naked body.
"What is it?" Goten merrily asked with the brightest Son smile as he turned his body to lay right across his parents. Chi-Chi deeply blushed as Goku did a hearty laugh.
"N-nothing sweetie. And it's not funny Goku-sa!" Chi-Chi barely shouted as she playfully tapped his shoulder.
"Yes it is. You should see your face!" Goku joyfully stated as he laughed even more. Chi-Chi would've became angry, if Goten didn't join in on the laughter.
"You know what Goku-sa, you can….
"I love having my Okaasan and Otousan together." Goten cheerfully interrupted as he suddenly wrapped his arms around the necks of his parents to pull both of them into a hug. Goku and Chi-Chi instantly embraced him back.
"Now this definitely isn't awkward." Gohan sarcastically stated as he stood at the door looking puzzled and a bit uneasy about the scene in front of him: his brother hugging both of his parents who were obviously naked underneath the covers.
"Awww, you just want a hug too. Come on over" Goku joyously said.
"I think I'll pass." Gohan sheepishly chuckled.
"He doesn't want a hug because he get enough from Videl."
"Goten!"
"You're right. I didn't think about that."
"Otousan!"
"Hey, stop teasing Gohan." Chi-Chi demanded.
"Arigoto Okaa..
"It's not his fault if he only wants his future wife to touch him." Chi-Chi interrupted with a bright smile.
"Ughhh. Okay." Gohan huffed as he went over to join in on the awkward family embrace, which didn't last long, as the stomachs of all three saiyan's fiercely growled.
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"Onna tell me again why in the hell are we going to Kakarrot's house." Vegeta grumbled. He was slouched in a chair on the capsule ship next to Bulma who was flying it; while Trunks, Mr. Briefs, Mrs. Briefs, and Launch were sitting in the back.
"First of all you said you would go if I dressed in something more conservative." Bulma said.
"I didn't think that you would actually walk out the house in a pair of pants and a classy shirt!" Vegeta stated, plainly frustrated.
"Excuse me?"
"You're excused."
"You're so, so…..
"Irresistible." Vegeta cut her off, with an arrogant smirk coming across his face.
"Hell no… nauseating."
"You weren't saying that last night."
"Ewww. Must you two talk about that? I've been hearing enough of it every night this week." Trunks muttered, clearly disgusted.
"Anyways, Veggie-kun, you're also coming because we all need to celebrate Launch's birthday, right Launch."
"Hmm…Yeah, sure." Launch stated indifferently. Bulma turned her head around to give her a certain look.
"I mean. Yes it's my birthday and I cry if I want to!" Launch cheered. Bulma nodded her head in approval as she turned her head back around to pilot the plane.
"You should know by now that I don't care about that broad. Just think about who you're talking to." Vegeta plainly stated.
"A jerk." Bulma mumbled
"What?"
"The prince of ALL Saiyans." Bulma replied as she rolled her eyes.
"So my voice does get through to that pretty…."
"Aww.."
"thick head of yours." Vegeta finished with his smirk coming across his face.
Bulma immediately made the ship soar down at a rapid pace. Everyone began screaming, except Trunks and Vegeta.
Instead Vegeta yelled as he strongly gripped the sides of his chair, "Are you crazy onna? What in the hell are you doing?"
"Say you're sorry."
"Wha…HELL NO!"
"Well, then." Bulma pushed a button and they began to fly faster towards the ground.
"STOP, before we crash you crazy onna." Vegeta demanded.
"Say sorry or call me by my name."
"NO"
"Say it."
"NO"
"Say it."
"NO."
"SAAYYY ITTTT." Bulma screamed as the ship started to tremble.
"STOP BULMA!"
"Sure thing." Bulma said as she smiled and smoothly landed the plane next to the Son Family residence. She unbuckled her seat after she pressed the button to open the door.
"I really dislike you."
"I love you too, Veggie kun." Bulma softly said as she gave Vegeta a quick peck on his lips. Meanwhile, Launch and the others exited the capsule ship. They were first greeted by Goten and Gohan. Then Chi-Chi came out in attire similar to that of Bulma with her hair down.
"Well look at you. You're matching Bulma and wearing your hair down," Launch stated as she hugged Chi-Chi.
"My hair has been like this all week. Happy birthday." Chi-Chi apathetically stated. Still in an embrace, Launch quickly whispered into Chi-Chi's ear, "It wasn't my idea. Blame Bulma."
"Blame me for getting every one of our friends together in one place. Sure why not. Now, stop complaining and let's have fun" Bulma stated as she walked past the two and towards the house.
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The day was clearly entertaining. All the Z warriors, minus two certain individuals, plus Videl, Mr. Satan, and Buu had an outing by the lake near the Son's residence. Soon the sun began to set and the adults had sat down in a nearby field with little trees to talk as Buu played in the lake with Mr. Satan, Videl, Gohan, Goten, Marron, and Trunks.
Everyone laughed at the story Krillin had just told.
"If you think that's funny you should've heard what Chi-Chi said to Gohan when we gave him the sex talk on Wednesday." Goku said still chuckling and smiling.
"Shut up Goku-sa!" Chi-Chi furiously whispered beside him.
"But Chi, it's funny." Goku replied, still laughing.
"I don't care. I'm not going to talk about it." Chi-chi firmly said.
"No, no. You can't just bring it up now. I want to hear it." Bulma stated.
"I'm not saying anything." Chi-Chi retorted, folding her arms with a defiant expression on her face.
"At the end of the sex talk she mpmph." Goku removed Chi-Chi's hand. She desperately tried to cover his mouth, but he held her off as he smiled and continued to say, "She told him the 10 reasons why studying is better than sex."
Everyone busted out laughing.
"This is not a laughing matter! And how dare you Goku-sa?" Chi-Chi said turning to him.
"It's funny." Goku responded with his cheesy smile.
"You've got to be kidding me! I'd very much like to hear the reasons." Krillin joked.
"There can't be reasons for such a ridiculous statement." Vegeta replied with a half-smirk.
"I want to hear it regardless." Yamacha said.
"No way!" Chi-Chi almost shouted.
"Explain yourself Chi. I'm curious." Launch said, giggling. Chi-Chi glared at her in response.
"We want to hear. Or I'll pester you until you do" Bulma playfully threatened as she tried not to chuckle.
"Yeah, Come on Chi." Goku urged her with his puppy dog eyes.
"OKAY.. just leave me alone. I'll speak. And no one better interrupt while I say them all." Chi-Chi warned.
"Reason number ten is you can usually find someone to do it with. Reason Number nine is if you get tired, you can stop, save your place and pick up where you left off. Reason number eight says that you can finish early without feelings of guilt or shame.
"You hear that Yamacha? I think you need to start taking up studying" Krillin joked. The group laughed again, even Yamacha himself.
"Yeah, well Fuck you Krillin." Yamacha replied as he sipped on his canned drink.
"NO one better interrupt me again. Anyways, the next reason is when you open a book, you don't have to worry about who else has opened it. Then number six is that with a little coffee, you can do it all night. Reason Number 5 says that if you don't finish a chapter you won't gain a reputation as a book teaser. Reason Number 4 is that you can do it, eat, and watch T.V all at the same time. Reason number 3, which I greatly emphasized with Gohan, says you don't get embarrassed if your parents interrupt you in the middle of it. I told Gohan reason number 2, even though I don't believe he would do such a thing, but it's that he won't have to put his beer down to do it. And finally Reason number one is that if you aren't sure about what you're doing, you can always ask your friend or roommate for help." Chi-Chi confidently said.
Everyone busted out laughing again, except Piccolo. And 18 managed to do a little chuckle. While Vegeta had said three ha's.
"I can't really understand what's so funny." Piccolo said over their laughter. Everyone abruptly stopped laughing to stare at Piccolo
"Why would you? You don't have a dick." Vegeta replied. All began laughing again, except Piccolo. He looked quite pissed off. While everyone was still in their fits of laughter he leaned over to his side to ask Krillin, "What's a dick?"
Krilin fell over laughing his ass off. Eyes squinting as tears poured out. Seeing him laugh this way made everyone laugh even harder.
"This was fun and everything, but I'm kind of confused." Krillin said as he calmed down.
"OH, that's surprising." Vegeta sarcastically said.
Krillin ignored Vegeta as he continued speaking, "Launch, I thought your birthday was close the end of the year. Why are you celebrating it now?"
Without any hesitation Launch answered, "Look at me. Expecting me to tell the truth about my actual birthday is like expecting Bulma to dress classy 24-7."
"Hey! I should slap you for that!" Bulma shouted.
"I've been just waaaiittting for it Bulma." Launch replied.
"Now, none of that please. It's your birthday." Chi-Chi stated.
"NO, argue..fight..slap each other…spit in the other's face…rip her clothes off revealing her voluptuous breast…straddle her to…
"You're such a damn pervert!" Chi-Chi and Bulma simultaneously said as they hit Master Roshi over his head.
"So If you don't tell the date of your actual birthday, then how do we know if we're actually celebrating it for real." Piccolo asked.
"One word,… Bulma." Launch replied. Everyone nodded their head in agreement.
"Okay what is that supposed to mean?" Bulma asked; a bit offended.
"Just what you think." Chi-Chi mumbled.
"So, Launch. You said you're pregnant right." Goku said.
"I believe I am." Launch blankly stated.
"You're pregnant!" Yamacha exclaimed.
"That was established a week ago." Krillin replied.
"Well I didn't know. Tell Tien I said congratulations when I see him. Speaking of Tien, where is him and Chaotzu? I'm surprised he isn't here, especially since it's Launch's birthday." Yamacha said as he took another sip of his drink.
At his question Launch's eyes began to water again.
"Not again." Bulma said as her and Chi-Chi ran over to wrap their arms around Launch.
"You've got to be kidding me." Piccolo stated.
"That's our cue to leave. It's been…um…" 18 stated nonchalantly.
"Fun?" Goku asked.
"Sure. Let's go Krillin. I'll go grab Marron" 18 instructed.
"And I guess we all should be getting home." Bulma said after Launch had calmed down again.
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After tiring himself for much of the day, Goten was already knocked out as the Son family entered their home. Goku had his little exhausted son securely in his arms upon entering. Gohan bid his parents good night as he turned to go to his room. However, before he could do such, Chi-Chi embraced him. Gohan, shocked at first, easily received his hug as he slightly rested his head upon his tiny mother.
"I hope you sleep well Gohan. Love you." Chi-Chi said as she pulled out of the hug, then put her hands on both sides of his face to give him a peck on his forehead.
"I love you too, Okaasan." Gohan said with a smile as he finally left the room. Goku stood there, with Goten still in his grasp, as he intently stared at Chi-Chi. Feeling his eyes upon her, Chi-Chi turned around.
"Nani?" Chi-Chi asked. Goku didn't respond. Instead, he gave a weak smile as he took Goten to his room. His mini-me woke up as soon as he placed him in his bed. Therefore, Goku had to spend 15 minutes telling Goten about his childhood adventures until he fell asleep.
(a/n: If you are under 17 and know you aren't allowed to read a lemon, then stop right here. I'm WARNING you, and early, so the mood isn't ruined.)
Once Goku had tucked him in he slowly walked to his bedroom door. He moved his hand to grab the doorknob, but he didn't turn it. He just leaned his forehead up against the door as he pondered.
Something is up. I know it is. I knew she was lying earlier today when I know she was crying in her sleep. And then when I wanted to question, I never got time alone to do so thanks to this party at the last minute. How convenient? And…I can't brush off this sickening feeling. I need to stop putting this off and talk to her about this. Goku thought. He deeply sighed as he turned the knob as if any rash movement would kill him. At a snail's pace he opened the door and stepped into his room. As he closed the door, he became entranced by what he saw. White candles were burning around, giving off a delightful scent of a summer spring. The walls were a peaceful white color. And their usual creamy beige carpet was covered with delicate white rose petals which led to the bed. The bed sheets had been changed so a comfortable well-designed comforter covered it. And more marvelous petals fell on the bed and led over to the window were his beauty stood gazing out into the night. Elegantly leaning up against the wall in a short white simple gown by which her hair fell beautifully down her back with another rose tucked in by her ear. In all, this room was heavenly with the most dazzling angel standing right in it.
Goku did a double take. He quickly opened the door again. Counted the doors down and stepped back into his room, looking completely puzzled and dazed.
Chi-Chi slightly chuckled, "Yep this is our bedroom. I hope you don't mind that I changed it around a bit when you were sparring earlier. It may look or be a little corny, but oh well."
Even her voice sound pure and soft as Egyptian cotton. Goku lost his train of thought. Chi-Chi smoothly turned around to face him. She strolled so effortlessly over to Goku, that it seemed as if she had floated. She stopped right before him and placed both of her hands upon his chest as she slightly tilted her head up to gaze into his charcoal eyes full of mixed emotions. She ignored the questionable look deep within his eyes as she stood on her tippy toes, closed hers, and gracefully leaned forward. Tilting her head to the side, she sweetly placed her delicate lips upon his, capturing them as if it was their first kiss full of that natural innocence. Chi-Chi pulled back and unhurriedly opened her eyes to stare back into the face of her true love, unaware of the developing fluid in hers.
With various emotions still upon his face, Goku raised his right hand up to carefully caress her left cheek. Upon his touch, Chi-Chi closed her eyes again and allowed a tiny tear to trickle down her face. He caught the tear with his thumb and lightly wiped it away. Then bowed his head to gently press his lips upon the site of the tear he had wiped. Goku pulled back even further to see, a faint smile form with her lovely rosy lips. His eyes traveled up to meet hers. In her reflective midnight eyes, that possessed indescribable depths of defined vagueness, everything was told. It suddenly became unnecessary for her to utter a word. Goku knew what she felt and yearned for at the moment. And being the man that he is, he wouldn't, more like, couldn't… deny her.
Instantly, he pressed his lips down upon hers. Taking them as an urgency with extreme passion. But, Chi-Chi slowed down the movement with her responding lips; making it obvious on how she desired things tonight.
Going at a calming pace now, his lips softly took hold on hers, tenderly biting down on her bottom lip every now and then; as his hand became entangled within her raven hair and the other tugged at the hem of her nightgown.
That same hand at the hem, gradually begin to trail up her leg and under the nightgown to grab her slender waist. When it reached its destination, he gently yanked her closer into his chest, deepening each kiss and begging for access as he lightly brushed his tongue on her bottom lip. In response, she slightly parted her lips, allowing for his tongue to slip in and meet with hers. Enjoying and savoring his overwhelming delicious flavor.
Fervor and desire spiked within her. Chi-Chi immediately moved one hand from his chest down to his gi belt. Just as she touched it, the hand that had been on her waist grabbed hers at the same time that his lips abruptly retreated. Confused and feeling a bit crushed, Chi-Chi dropped her hands as her eyes went up to his for some sort of answer. What she saw…sent a sensationable tremble down her spine.
That overpowering look in his eyes seeping with nothing but that certain longing. It was as if he wanted to devour her body at this very instant. She became weak in the knees; Goku instantly wrapped his entire arm around her waist to prevent her from falling.
His face moved closer to hers and stopped within an inch. His eyes bore directly into hers. His alluring fresh berry breath came across her lips, allowing for a tiny taste and making him even more irresistible. And then Goku whispered in a seductive tone, "If I remember correctly you wanted to take things slow. I'll honor you wish…But tonight, I'm in charge."
He gently released her. And before Chi-Chi had a chance to respond, Goku quickly but nicely moved the straps on her nightgown, so it could fall and reveal her white lace underwear. He then lifted her up bridal style and lightly tossed her on the bed scattering the white rose petals while maintaining his intense gaze. Bit by bit, he removed all of his clothing, down to his boxers.
Without breaking his gaze, he lowered down on to bed hovering halfway over her. His lips automatically resumed its job. Capturing, licking, and biting hers to the point where she couldn't help but to softly moan. Her moan, caused Goku to lift his head and place his mouth on the nape of her neck, brushing his tongue upon her sweet skin while his hand traveled down to her underwear, ripping it off as his finger began to massage her nub. Chi-Chi pursed her lips together prevent a potential loud moan from escaping. But, Goku then let his tongue trail down to the crevice between her breasts and holding in a moan became difficult. His teeth tugged and ripped her bra clean off. His lips coming down upon each breast ferociously sucking and licking it, nibbling every so often on her nipple to make it become hard. Meanwhile, he let two fingers insert her opening with his thumb continually massaging her clit. Chi-Chi could feel as her body was on the verge of being overcomed by the pure pleasure she was experiencing. She almost let out a loud moan, but she bit hard upon her lip, nearly breaking away the tissue. Goku paused to briefly say into her chest, "I see what game you're playing. You won't win. "
Goku quickly repositioned himself so he was between Chi-Chi's legs, while his hands moved to her waist. He kissed her breast, then let his tongue slowly trail down her crevice to her soft stomach and down to her sensitive spot. His tongue flicked her nub a couple of times before going down further down to her opening, moving in and out like his fingers just had. Chi-Chi couldn't hold it in anymore. The feeling of pure ecstasy had overtaken her body. Loud moans erupted from her mouth. Her back slightly arched. The uncontrollable sensations making her writhe. And she came. Goku licked up the warm juices and proceeded to kiss all the way up her body and back to her lips. Taking her lips again and balanced over her, he removed his boxers. But then he sat up. Chi-Chi slightly propped herself up on her elbows.
"Goku-s..
"You might want to grab a pillow." He seductively stated with an enticing smile. Before she could respond, Goku flipped Chi-Chi on her stomach and grabbed her waist with both hands to thrust his hardened penis right inside her opening. In response, Chi-Chi instantly moaned as she squinted her eyes.
Back and forth he slowly moved inside and out, picking up his pace as more delightful moans began to escape him and her mouth. And soon, Chi-Chi could feel the sensations enveloping her mind and body again. Goku began to go even faster as he unknowingly transformed into a super saiyan. They both moaned louder ,but Chi-Chi felt like she wanted to scream. Frantically, she reached her hands around to grab a nearby pillow, now realizing they all had fallen to the floor.
"Goku-sa." Chi-Chi vociferously moaned. But he replied with a loud moan himself.
"Goku-sa." Chi-Chi moaned again, louder than the last. But again another moan was her reply. The overwhelming and enravishing pleasure did nothing but increase. Her heart and mind racing even faster, as her hair flapped and stuck to her forehead due to the large amounts of perspiration. Her body began to quiver. The muscles crazily contracting within her vagina. And the urge to scream became stronger and more powerful with each of Goku's firm thrusts.
Seeing nothing else and being unable to hold it in anymore, Chi-Chi buried her face into the bed sheets and screamed as loud as she could, as her and Goku came.
After 2 more hours of the greatest lovemaking they've ever had, Goku pulled out of Chi-Chi and lied beside her under the covers as she turned around to rest her head upon his chest. Both were panting and sweating profusely while they were in a state simply defined as being beatific. After a couple of minutes, they had calmed down but there was an uncomfortable piece of silence. Goku decide to break it.
"Chi-Chi?"
"Yes, Goku-sa."
"You know you can tell me about anything and I'll always love you?"
"Yes Goku-sa."
"Then why don't you tell me what's been bothering you for a week. And don't say nothing, because I know you. I can sense something's wrong."
Chi-Chi lifted her upper torso, so she could tenderly kiss Goku on the lips. She moved back slightly from the kiss, but stayed close enough in his face to say, "I promise it'll be explained tomorrow. Just hold me tonight, okay."
"Chi."
"Please." Chi-Chi desperately said as she gazed into his eyes. How could he deny her something like that? But he didn't respond. He didn't need to. Chi-Chi knew his answer as she snuggled up to his warm bare chest, with him wrapping his arms around her slender body to pull her closer.
"I love you Goku-sa."
"I love you more Chi."
Soon, Goku heard baby snores coming from his charming wife. Even though she said that it will be explained tomorrow, he still felt uneasy. He thought long and hard, trying to piece together and figure out what was wrong. But he couldn't. So he just pulled his wife closer and tighter than he had before the Cell games, and fell asleep.
TWO HOURS LATER
She tapped her shoulder once. No response. She tapped a little harder a second time. Still, no response. This time she slapped her shoulder with all the might she could.
Chi-Chi immediately, as if by instinct moved her hand to slap the person who was tapping her. It was Bulma.
"Owww, Chi. What the hell?" Bulma angrily whispered upon the darkness.
"Bulma, you should've never hit me." Chi-Chi coldly whispered back.
"Well, you know what time it is. You should've been up. We weren't supposed to come inside to get you." Bulma bitterly whispered back.
"I was sleeping with my husband!" Chi-Chi whispered back angrily as Bulma. The expression on Bulma's face instantly softened.
"I was too, Chi. But we don't have any time for this or to argue. Let's go." Bulma sadly stated. Chi-Chi turned her head back to look at her love whom was still sleeping soundly in the bed. Slowly, she kissed him gently upon his lips again. And as a result, the Son smile crept across his face. Chi-Chi forcefully shut her eyes to prevent the buildup of tears. She opened them again as she tried to pry her husband's arms off. It took every ounce of her strength and Bulma's, but eventually she removed them. Chi-Chi quickly got dressed went to her son's rooms again to see them sleeping as soundly as their father. She kissed them on the cheek, then walked to the front door where Bulma was waiting for her. Bulma linked arms with Chi-Chi and exited the door to see a waiting Akane and Launch. Silently, they all went back to the forest. And they all got on the spaceship. Akane got into the pilot's seat and began to make the ship rise up into the air.
"Take off in 10…9." Akane began to count down. Bulma and Chi-Chi stood at the window looking down. The certain feeling that they kept suppressed this entire week, coming to surface now. The feeling of devastating hopelessness and sorrow consuming the little light that tried to burn fiercely in their heart to hold onto some kind of faith.
"1.."Akane said. The two girls collapsed to the floor holding each other in an embrace as they cried their heart out to put the little flame that they had, out for good.
TO BE CONTINUED….
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a/n: So what did you think? I bet none of you would believe for a second that I do NOT curse, unless I'm highly upset and even then it's somewhat controlled. And also, if the lemon was bad, well I did try. I am a virgin people so…yeah., shocker right? Speaking of shockers, I hope that ending didn't stun you. I kind of made it obvious. And did you pick up on some of the clues, by which you shouldn't assume, because I will easily crush any theory. :-) Just saying. Thanks for reading! Please review. I need to know what I should improve on when it comes to lemons (Sly smirk)