Chapter 4 – Trip to the hospital.
Four hours past and Yugi made no effort. He pulled Yami 8 inches so far.
"And they say I'm fat!" Yugi wiped the sweat off his forehead. "Yami, you need to lose weight.!" (A/N: Or maybe a midget is not strong enough. .;;)
Just then Mokuba walked by with his brother Seto. "Hiya, Yugi!" Mokuba smiled. "Seto just took me to the mall; he bought lots of candy for me. Now I don't need to go to the mall for a year." Mokuba bragged but then stopped and stared at Yami on the ground. "What happened to him?"
"He probably died from believing in the heart of the cards too much." Seto took a guess.
"No! He Choked! And now I can't get him to the hospital because he's too fat!" Yugi pouted. "Can you help me?" Yugi asked, "Because I can't drag him to the Hospital."
"No, let's go Mokuba." Seto started to walk to his limo.
"Waiiiiiiiit, big brother!" Mokuba whined, "I want to help Yugiiiiiiiii!"
"No,"
"Yes!"
"No!"
"Yes!!"
"No!!"
"Yes!!!"
"No!!!"
2 hours later.
"YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"FINE! NOW SHUT UP!" Seto screamed. "Get into the limo."
"...... Okay." Yugi said as he stood up. And dragged Yami. "Will someone help me?"
"No." Seto opened the door and jumped in.
Domino Hospital
"Is he dead? Because he hasn't waked up in like 8 hours." Mokuba poked him constantly.
"He c-c-can't be dead!" Yugi whimpered.
"Hooray!" Seto smiled, "Now I can be the king of games!"
"Nuuuuuu!" Yugi cried, "Yami is the king!"
"Hello?" A nurse walked in. "Would you bring the patient in please?"
"Okay, but I warn you. He needs to lose some pounds, because he is heavy." Yugi followed.
"I'm sorry," The nursed stopped Yugi, "You need to wait in the room. Your father will be taken care of."
"But, he is not my dad! " Yugi shouted. "He is my Spirit!"
15 minutes later the nurse walked out.
Meanwhile the gang was still at Yugi's house.
"Hey? Where the fuck is Yugi?" Joey asked impatiently.
The gang looked around and saw no Yami or Yugi.
Bakura hung up the phone and ran to the gang. "Yami is in the hospital! Come on! We have to get there! But how?"
"We'll take my motorcycle!" Tristan shouted.
"Oh yah, all 4 of us on a motorcycle." Joey rolled his eyes at Tristan's stupidity.
"Yah, one goes on with me and the rest of the 3 ride in the little red wagon tied on the back."
"Great idea!" Joey smiled, "Come on everyone! Let's go!"
Everyone cheered except Bakura. "Lame....Truly lame.." Bakura mumbled to himself.
Domino Hospital
"Yami!" Yugi jumped in his arms. "You scared me!"
"Sorry Yugi, that was too sour for me. Then I fell asleep. "
"..... That whole time you were asleep?" Yugi's eye twitched.
"Um...Yah. I was trying not to laugh when you were dragging me in vain" Yami snickered.
Yugi was shaking and clutched his fists. "Y-y-yami..." Yugi said, and then knocked him over.
"YOU HAD ME SCARED! I'M SO HAPPY YOU WEREN'T DEAD!" Yugi hugged Yami tightly.
"Huh?" Yami said all confused.
"We are here!" Tristan went through the wall on his motorcycle. The little red wagon disconnected and went flying and landed in a pile of needles. "Oh no we got AIDs now!" The gang screamed.
"Yami!" Joey shouted his name and got off the bike. "We were worried. Are you alright?"
"Yes," Yami said "I was asleep."
"Um....Okay?" Tea said.
"What a waste! We came here for nothing! Thanks for worrying us pal!" Duke shouted angrily while taking a needle out of his ass.
"I'm going home." Tea yawned. "It's already 10:00pm. See yah!"
The next day
"Yah Tristan, I know!" Joey said talking on the phone as he ate his cereal. "Well we have to get together and make him mad. Or no 3 mill. Wait...Hang on there is someone on the other line. Call you later." Joey clicked onto the line. It was Serenity.
"Hi, big brother!" Serenity giggled. "I can't wait for you to pay for my eye sight. I feel happy now...Thanks. You are always there for me. I love you."
"Yah, whatever sis, bye!" Joey hung up the phone. "Why the fuck does she call me, when she's upstairs?"
"Brother help me! It's dark up here! I can't see!" Serenity shouted from her room.
"Of course its dark! You are blind you bitch!"
"What?"
"I said you uh, uh blitch."
"I'm so happy that you will be helping my sight back!"
"I hope you stay blinded." Joey whispered.
"What?!"
"I said I love you!"
"I love you too, big brother! I can't wait to see your gorgeous face again!"
"Eww incest"
5000 hours later the world ended and the gang met in the park.
Yugi played on the swings with Yami and Bakura. While the rest of the gang hid in the bushes.
"We have to get him mad, but how?" Tristan sat and thought.
Yugi threw his bag of Gummy Bears on the ground and jumped on the swing.
"Aha!" Duke went and snatched the Gummy Bears when Yugi wasn't looking.
"Good thinking genius, but what are we going to do with Gummy Bears? You ass." Tristan rolled his eyes.
"Watch," Duke opened the bag and ate all the Gummy Bears then went up to Yugi.
"Wuge," Duke talked with his mouth full. He swallowed the last of the gummies and cleared his throat. "Yugi," He meant to say.
Yugi came off the swing and walked up to Duke. "Yes?"
Duke handed Yugi the empty Gummy Bear bag. Yugi was silent. "I ate your Gummy Bears." Duke chuckled.
"Oh damn, why didn't I think of that?" Tristan grumbled as he hid behind the bushes and watched Duke make his move.
"Duke might win. Yug hates it when people eats his candy." Joey watched.
Yugi looked up a Duke with an angered look.
"Oh! He's getting mad!" Tea pointed out.
"That's not nice Duke." Yami growled.
"Not very nice indeed." Bakura agreed with Yami.
"That's okay Duke!" Yugi hugged him. "Those scared me!!"
".....Those..... scared you!?" Duke's eyes widened, then he walked back to the gang. "I was sooo close!!!!!" Duke kicked an imaginary rock on the ground.
"Okay, that's it. We need professional help." Joey said as he sighed.
1 hour later
"Here we are." Joey said as he reached for the door knob. He looked back at the gang nervously. And then walked in.
Bakura's house.
"Thanks for coming over you guys. I like the company." Bakura made a friendly smile.
"You're welcome Bakura!" Yugi smiled big.
"Want to go play some video games?"
"Sure!"
"I'll just stay here." Yami sat in the living room.
"What? Noooo Yami! I want you to play to!" Yugi pleaded.
"I end up losing, I cannot play them. You go have fun."
"Oh no!" Bakura shouted from upstairs.
"What? Bakura, what's wrong!?" Yami shouted.
There was no answer.
"Let's go see." Yami ran towards the stairs.
"I'm scared, Yami! Hold my hand!" Yugi started to whimper.
"Yugi I'm not a homo, you homo. Let's go!"
Yami opened the door and there was no Bakura. "Bakura? Hello? Where are you?"
"I'm in here!" Bakura banged on the closet door.
"Why the hell are you in there?" Yami opened it and Bakura crawled out.
"My Yami shoved me in! He came out of the Ring separated from me and probably went to see his bestest friend in the world!" Bakura explained.
"Oooh, Yami Bakura is free?!" Yugi asked.
"Yes, oh well, just let him go, all he will do is torture innocent people and make a plot to take over the world. Nothing much. He has been in the Ring for a while. A little fresh air for him wouldn't hurt."
"Oh great ones," Joey got onto his knees and bowed down. "We have tried to demonstrate evil, but we have failed. Now we ask you to help us."
Four hours past and Yugi made no effort. He pulled Yami 8 inches so far.
"And they say I'm fat!" Yugi wiped the sweat off his forehead. "Yami, you need to lose weight.!" (A/N: Or maybe a midget is not strong enough. .;;)
Just then Mokuba walked by with his brother Seto. "Hiya, Yugi!" Mokuba smiled. "Seto just took me to the mall; he bought lots of candy for me. Now I don't need to go to the mall for a year." Mokuba bragged but then stopped and stared at Yami on the ground. "What happened to him?"
"He probably died from believing in the heart of the cards too much." Seto took a guess.
"No! He Choked! And now I can't get him to the hospital because he's too fat!" Yugi pouted. "Can you help me?" Yugi asked, "Because I can't drag him to the Hospital."
"No, let's go Mokuba." Seto started to walk to his limo.
"Waiiiiiiiit, big brother!" Mokuba whined, "I want to help Yugiiiiiiiii!"
"No,"
"Yes!"
"No!"
"Yes!!"
"No!!"
"Yes!!!"
"No!!!"
2 hours later.
"YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"FINE! NOW SHUT UP!" Seto screamed. "Get into the limo."
"...... Okay." Yugi said as he stood up. And dragged Yami. "Will someone help me?"
"No." Seto opened the door and jumped in.
Domino Hospital
"Is he dead? Because he hasn't waked up in like 8 hours." Mokuba poked him constantly.
"He c-c-can't be dead!" Yugi whimpered.
"Hooray!" Seto smiled, "Now I can be the king of games!"
"Nuuuuuu!" Yugi cried, "Yami is the king!"
"Hello?" A nurse walked in. "Would you bring the patient in please?"
"Okay, but I warn you. He needs to lose some pounds, because he is heavy." Yugi followed.
"I'm sorry," The nursed stopped Yugi, "You need to wait in the room. Your father will be taken care of."
"But, he is not my dad! " Yugi shouted. "He is my Spirit!"
15 minutes later the nurse walked out.
Meanwhile the gang was still at Yugi's house.
"Hey? Where the fuck is Yugi?" Joey asked impatiently.
The gang looked around and saw no Yami or Yugi.
Bakura hung up the phone and ran to the gang. "Yami is in the hospital! Come on! We have to get there! But how?"
"We'll take my motorcycle!" Tristan shouted.
"Oh yah, all 4 of us on a motorcycle." Joey rolled his eyes at Tristan's stupidity.
"Yah, one goes on with me and the rest of the 3 ride in the little red wagon tied on the back."
"Great idea!" Joey smiled, "Come on everyone! Let's go!"
Everyone cheered except Bakura. "Lame....Truly lame.." Bakura mumbled to himself.
Domino Hospital
"Yami!" Yugi jumped in his arms. "You scared me!"
"Sorry Yugi, that was too sour for me. Then I fell asleep. "
"..... That whole time you were asleep?" Yugi's eye twitched.
"Um...Yah. I was trying not to laugh when you were dragging me in vain" Yami snickered.
Yugi was shaking and clutched his fists. "Y-y-yami..." Yugi said, and then knocked him over.
"YOU HAD ME SCARED! I'M SO HAPPY YOU WEREN'T DEAD!" Yugi hugged Yami tightly.
"Huh?" Yami said all confused.
"We are here!" Tristan went through the wall on his motorcycle. The little red wagon disconnected and went flying and landed in a pile of needles. "Oh no we got AIDs now!" The gang screamed.
"Yami!" Joey shouted his name and got off the bike. "We were worried. Are you alright?"
"Yes," Yami said "I was asleep."
"Um....Okay?" Tea said.
"What a waste! We came here for nothing! Thanks for worrying us pal!" Duke shouted angrily while taking a needle out of his ass.
"I'm going home." Tea yawned. "It's already 10:00pm. See yah!"
The next day
"Yah Tristan, I know!" Joey said talking on the phone as he ate his cereal. "Well we have to get together and make him mad. Or no 3 mill. Wait...Hang on there is someone on the other line. Call you later." Joey clicked onto the line. It was Serenity.
"Hi, big brother!" Serenity giggled. "I can't wait for you to pay for my eye sight. I feel happy now...Thanks. You are always there for me. I love you."
"Yah, whatever sis, bye!" Joey hung up the phone. "Why the fuck does she call me, when she's upstairs?"
"Brother help me! It's dark up here! I can't see!" Serenity shouted from her room.
"Of course its dark! You are blind you bitch!"
"What?"
"I said you uh, uh blitch."
"I'm so happy that you will be helping my sight back!"
"I hope you stay blinded." Joey whispered.
"What?!"
"I said I love you!"
"I love you too, big brother! I can't wait to see your gorgeous face again!"
"Eww incest"
5000 hours later the world ended and the gang met in the park.
Yugi played on the swings with Yami and Bakura. While the rest of the gang hid in the bushes.
"We have to get him mad, but how?" Tristan sat and thought.
Yugi threw his bag of Gummy Bears on the ground and jumped on the swing.
"Aha!" Duke went and snatched the Gummy Bears when Yugi wasn't looking.
"Good thinking genius, but what are we going to do with Gummy Bears? You ass." Tristan rolled his eyes.
"Watch," Duke opened the bag and ate all the Gummy Bears then went up to Yugi.
"Wuge," Duke talked with his mouth full. He swallowed the last of the gummies and cleared his throat. "Yugi," He meant to say.
Yugi came off the swing and walked up to Duke. "Yes?"
Duke handed Yugi the empty Gummy Bear bag. Yugi was silent. "I ate your Gummy Bears." Duke chuckled.
"Oh damn, why didn't I think of that?" Tristan grumbled as he hid behind the bushes and watched Duke make his move.
"Duke might win. Yug hates it when people eats his candy." Joey watched.
Yugi looked up a Duke with an angered look.
"Oh! He's getting mad!" Tea pointed out.
"That's not nice Duke." Yami growled.
"Not very nice indeed." Bakura agreed with Yami.
"That's okay Duke!" Yugi hugged him. "Those scared me!!"
".....Those..... scared you!?" Duke's eyes widened, then he walked back to the gang. "I was sooo close!!!!!" Duke kicked an imaginary rock on the ground.
"Okay, that's it. We need professional help." Joey said as he sighed.
1 hour later
"Here we are." Joey said as he reached for the door knob. He looked back at the gang nervously. And then walked in.
Bakura's house.
"Thanks for coming over you guys. I like the company." Bakura made a friendly smile.
"You're welcome Bakura!" Yugi smiled big.
"Want to go play some video games?"
"Sure!"
"I'll just stay here." Yami sat in the living room.
"What? Noooo Yami! I want you to play to!" Yugi pleaded.
"I end up losing, I cannot play them. You go have fun."
"Oh no!" Bakura shouted from upstairs.
"What? Bakura, what's wrong!?" Yami shouted.
There was no answer.
"Let's go see." Yami ran towards the stairs.
"I'm scared, Yami! Hold my hand!" Yugi started to whimper.
"Yugi I'm not a homo, you homo. Let's go!"
Yami opened the door and there was no Bakura. "Bakura? Hello? Where are you?"
"I'm in here!" Bakura banged on the closet door.
"Why the hell are you in there?" Yami opened it and Bakura crawled out.
"My Yami shoved me in! He came out of the Ring separated from me and probably went to see his bestest friend in the world!" Bakura explained.
"Oooh, Yami Bakura is free?!" Yugi asked.
"Yes, oh well, just let him go, all he will do is torture innocent people and make a plot to take over the world. Nothing much. He has been in the Ring for a while. A little fresh air for him wouldn't hurt."
"Oh great ones," Joey got onto his knees and bowed down. "We have tried to demonstrate evil, but we have failed. Now we ask you to help us."