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The Beat-Down
As Amity and Neji was walking home, they spotted Tenten.
Amity: I better hide now.
Neji: Wait, why? 'doesn't know Tenten hates Amity'
Before Neji could stop her, Amity was gone.
Neji: I wondered where she went.
Tenten: Hi Neji.
Neji: Oh. Hi Tenten. How are you?
Tenten: I'm fine.
Neji: Umm, I was wondering, Tenten. Do you not like Amity or something?
Tenten: Why do you want to know something like that?
Neji: Well, Amity just ran off saying she was going to hide.
Tenten: Neji, can I ask you a question about Amity?
Neji; I guess so.
Tenten: Why are you dating her?
Neji: 'blushing' Well, I love her. Why?
Tenten: She's not from here. We don't even know where she or her strange friend comes from. They could be enemy ninjas for all we know.
Neji: Tenten, I doubt that Amity or Kitty are enemies.'realization' Oh, I see. You're jealous, aren't you.
Tenten: No! 'obvious lie'
Neji: Tenten, it's ok. Just don't take it out on Amity.
Tenten: 'getting angry' I'm not jealous of AMITY!
Neji ends up getting beat up by Tenten. When he awoke several hours later, he found that he was tied up to a wooden training post outside town.
Neji: 'in a dazed' What happened?
Amity: There you are, Neji.
Neji looked over where Amity was. He saw both her and Kitty. Kitty had a first-aid kit with her.
Kitty: Man, what happened to you? Your face looks worse than Orochimaru's face on a good day.
Neji: Haha, very funny, Just untied me please.
Amity: Now not a time to be making jokes.
Amity began to untied Neji while Kitty tended to Neji's black eye.
Kitty: Amity told me Tenten beat ya up real good.
Neji: Don't remind me.
Amity: Hey, do you guys smell that?
Kitty: Smell what.
Amity: 'covering her nose' That perfume. It reeks.
Kitty: 'now smells it' Oh man, dear God. My eyes are burning.
Neji: 'thinks it reeks too'
Kitty looked around for the source of the odor. She happened to see Sakura running around looking for Sasuke.
Kitty: Oy, Sakura. Are you wearing perfume today?
Sakura: 'hears Kitty' Yes, I am. Have you seen Sasuke today.
Kitty: No and I think I know why.
Sakura: Really.
Kitty: Yeah! Your perfume.
Sakura: 'enraged' WHAT!
Kitty: You heard me! It's your perfume! It stinks badly!
Sakura: Why I outta...?
Kitty : You outta what? Make me die from the toxic fumes of you stinky perfume.
Amity: Oh dear. We're going to have a fight.
end chapter.
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What will happen? Will Kitty fight Sakura? Will Sakura ever find Sasuke? Will Kabuto confess his undying love for strangely shaped rocks? Why did I bring up such a silly question? Find out Next Chapter.