1Story: Because.

Monday:

Light: Did you just poke me?

L: Yes.

Light: Why?

L: Because I am L.

Tuesday:

Light: Did you just kick me?

L: Yes .

Light: Why?

L: Because I am L.

Wednesday:

Light: Did you just throw a gummy worm at me?

L: Yes.

Light: Why?

L: Because I am L.

Thursday:

Light: Did you just poor coffee on my shoe?

L: Yes.

Light: Why?

L: Because I am L.

Friday:

Light: Did you just write 'I smile because I'm Kira' on my hand?

L: Yes.

Light: Why?

L: Because I am L.

Saturday:

Light: Did you just put a strawberry down my shirt?

L: Yes .

Light: Why? Oh, lemme guess, cause you're L? *Sarcasm*

L: Yes.

Sunday:

Light: Did you just call me a 'Man- Bitch'?

L:Yes.

Light: *Sighs* Tell me why, L

L: Because, Matsuda told me to.

Light: *Face-palm*