Chapter. 4 Hangover.
Shimbo.
"Uhhhhhh,"my eyes flutter until opening up. Everything is in a blur, and my head is killing me. When Kojima plugged Kotoko into the car jack, she ended up taking control of the car somehow, and "Drove" us back. I roll onto my other side, fully awake.
"Hmmmmmm," A female voice taunts. i shoot straight up at the noise, and out of the corner of my eye something teal moves. I look down just to see, Umi, completely shirtless.
"What the fuck?..." i ask, pressing two fingers to my forehead. Ugh, my head is pounding in pain.
"Well, looks like you're up finally," Kojima's voice echoes from the hallway. What? How is he here? Same goes to Umi and Yumi. He walks in, leaning sideways in the opening of my bedroom. He looks at me.
"Ugh, man, do you know what happened to my room? I mean, i know its always messy, but, ugh, also, what is Umi doing laying on my floor, Half-naked? I swear if i got fucked up last night, i am going to kill someone," i warn. Kojima laughs, slapping his hand on his face, messing up his glasses. He fixes them before coming closer to me on my bed.
"Jeez, i guess my predictions are correct, God! You obviously drank pretty heavily in order to fuck up, remembering about last night," He says, his face in my face, his breath reeking of sake, quickly reminding me of his drinking abilities.
"Okay, okay what happened?" i ask, pushing him away. He sighs.
"Well, long story short, last night after spending a couple hours at a night club, we drove here, and we got out as much liquor as we can and started drinking, then Umi decided to play 'stripper-"
"Wait! Are you saying that-no! No, No, No i did not just lose my virginity," i say, rather worried at the fact of having sex when I'm passed out. He laughs at me.
"Of course not Idiot! Umi took off her shirt on top of you, then you two proceeded to make-out," He explains. We have gotten drunk twice before, and each time, he never passed out once! I am about to say something when a familiar female voice interrupts me.
"Ummmm, crazy night huh! Shimbo!" Umi says, floppily making the rock out sign with her fingers before collapsing again.
"Thank god! Finally People are awake after i am!" Kojima says, before pressing his fingers to his forehead, "Ugh, Shmbo do you know where some aspirin is?" he asks. I shake my head.
"Hey! Umi! Looks like you just got fucked!" Yumi says, getting up.
"H-hey! You guys!" i say. This is a lot to take in, shortly after waking up with a hangover.
"What shimbo? Never seen tits before well here they are!" Umi says, arching her back. Her eyes go wide as if she forgot something, "Oh shit! the meds!" she whispers silently.
"What meds are they aspirin?" Kojima asks. Oh yeah i forgot he had superhuman hearing.
"You wish Kojima!" Yumi yells, pointing at him.
"Uh... does anyone know where my bra went?" Umi asks Looking around, she pulls something teal out of the mess, "ahh, found it, can someone clip me in?" she asks, i sure hope she is'nt jestering to me or kojima!
"Sure!" Yumi says.
"What? Do you think i am? i was just joking!" Umi says, a hint of a snare in her voice. She puts her top back on, before getting off of the floor.
"Well, im off, see ya!" Kojima says, leaving. Umi and Yumi follow,
"Later!" they call, leaving my confused self behind.
Kojima.
I drive my car the remaining 155 meters away to my place. God! This headache is more than i can handle, oh well. I pull into the garage and i slam on the brakes, knocking me from side to side before i get out, stumbling as i walk. Maybe i should have thought before drinking so much i puked into the sake bottle. But whatever I'm not drunk anymore. I get into the house, where i am greeted by my persocoms, who fetch my slippers and asks me how the club was.
"Oh, just the best night of my life," i laugh. The 'coms give me a strange look. I go up into the kitchen, where i am immediately asked,
"So, did you puke this time at least? Kojima-sama?" Tokyo Rozu asks, eager to get a yes.
"Uhhhhhhh...no," i say, my headache getting worse every second. "Ugh, i cant stand this head-ache."
"How drunk did you get?"
"What? Oh, I'm Totally sober right now," I say, taking a step, just to trip on my own foot, Tokyo Rose immediately catches me in her arms.
"How do you call this sober?" She grunts.
"Call what sober?" I ask. She facepalms.
"Wow, you are fucked up,"
"No I'm not," i say getting up. Tokyo Rose gets the aspirin and a glass of water. I down both pf them right away.
Hours later...
I am currently laying on my bed on my side, completely sober, and my headaches completely gone. I'm just tired as all hell.
"Master," Kotoko pipes up.
"What?" i ask impatiently.
"Text from Umi," she says. I scramble to get my phone. Phones these days require a persocom attached, and that's not a problem, nearly everyone has either a Laptop or a Desktop, no matter what model. I plug in kotoko and my private chat pops up.
'hey, you sober yet,' it reads
'yup, just tired as fuck, why?' i text
'wanna come over? im kind of bored, riokus been sick all day, and im kind of lonely' it reads. i think before answering.
'sure, be there in 20' i text before grabbing Kotoko and heading out the door, before realizing, that i have to bring Annai with me everywhere for the first few days.
"ANNAI!" i call. She comes running.
"What master?" She asks.
"I'm going out to Umi's, you have to come with me," I say, not exactly explaining why. She nods obediently as we head to my car and climb in. The drive there takes ten minutes, half an hour if you run there, and forty minutes to walk. As we drive through my hometown of Tokyo. Annai looks around, fascinated by the city.
"Beautiful isn't it?" i ask her. She nods, her elbow on the window with her head resting on her hand, her hair flying with the wind.
I stay focused on the drive, which is surprisingly easy, considering how much i drank last night. Kocchi muite baby comes on, and i immediately turn it up, making sure everyone in the streets can hear it. God! I love driving! After about two songs, I stop in front of a small, white, mini mansion, which is made of wood and white paint, while, the windows are divided in forths and have purple edging and a purple roof. They are not the richest in our school. I stop the car before getting out and shutting the door. Annai follows my actions. Good. She is programmed to mimic me whenever she is un-sure about how to do things.
"Master, what is this place?" She asks me, looking around.
"this is where my friends Rioku and Umi live," i say, she nods as we walk across the street to their place, where, i don't even have to knock,they know who i am.
"Konnichiwa?" i yell going inside.
"Oh, Hey Kojima! Come on I'm just downstairs," Umi yells from the basement.
The basement is where their rooms are. Oh and i should point out, Rioku has every type of video gaming system, due to his video game OCD. I go down stairs, to be greeted by an equally tired Umi.
"Heeeey! So i guess that we are the only ones sober from last night," She says.
"yup, shimbo's been in his apartment doing god knows what, and I've been sleeping all day," I explain.
"Yeah, same here. Riokus been throwing up all day, its gross," She says, suddenly saddened. Her eye shifts from me to Annai.
"Hey, is this the new 'com you've been talking about a little while ago?"
"Yup, This is Annai, Annai, This is Umi-chan," i introduce.
"i See, Its nice to meet you Umi," Annai says, bowing,
"Its nice to meet you too, Annai," Umi says, bowing back, "wow! Shes gorgeous, I especially love her hair!" Annai looks flattered.
"Thanks, I love your hairstyle too!" Annai compliments back.
"Really?" Umi asks, completely stunned.
"Really!" Annai says back, i leave them to socialize about hairstyles, while i look around the basement. Pictures of victory are strung across the wall.
"Oh, yeah, Kojima, i was looking around on this website, this fake news website, and someone was spreading a rumor about you," Umi says. I laugh, as if that hasn't happened before!
"Really? Send me the link," i say,
"Sure, which persocom?" she asks, jesting to both Kotoko and Annai.
"Uh, Annai,"
"Yes master," she says in that sexy persocom tone. Wait! Uhhhh...'facepalms'
"Receive link through Miku," I order.
"Ready to receive link," Annai says, calculating. She closes her eyes for a second, "Link received. Should i save it or display it?" She asks.
"Save it,"
"Got it," Annai calcualtes some more, "Link saved until time wanted."
"Wow! I didn't even have to tell Miku what to do," Umi remarks.
"Well, better get going, come on Annai,"
"Bye!" Umi calls.
"Bye!" Annai echoes, following me up the stairs and into the car, where we drive at a considerable speed until we get back to my place. We get out of the car and back into the house. I go up to my room and i flop onto my bed, trying to process what had just happened.
Normally when you transfer links, the master has to tell the persocom exactly what to do and what link, then the persocoms exchange what percentage the link has transfered until they are done. Annai however, somehow dud this without any help, and somehow hacked into Miku to get the link and that's why her eyes closed without warning, and after that, ive got no fucking idea what happened.
"No i am not sleeping all day!" i tell myself, slowly making my way off of the bed.
"Hey Master," Annai's voice sounds close. i turn my head to see her in my doorway.
"What?" I ask.
"That article," She says.
"Oh yeah," I jester for her to give me her cord, which she greatfully does, as i plug her into my screen, "load article," A website pops up and the first thing i see is the headline.
Yoshiyuki Kojima charged for Persocom Fraud.
I begin laughing as i read the article. So appearently I am accused of stealing a Mobile Unit, uploading a virus onto it, and then leaving it. Classic. I lean back in my chair. sound familiar? an eternal voice mocks.
Note: Things are going to start to get serious these next couple of chapters.