This would have been made much later if my friend didn't stop pestering me about it. XD
Skate Park
"WAHOO!" Alex cried out, doing a kickflip and landing it. Double D was getting antsy because he didn't have a lot of protection besides a helmet. Ed was getting jealous because Alex and Alice were already on the ramps, but he and the guys had to wait for Alyssa to rent their boards.
"When is she going to get here?" Ed whined for the fifth time.
"Soon Ed." Double D answered. Eddy nudged Double D and Ed and pointed to the ramp. "What is it Eddy?" Eddy was sniggering and pointed to Alice.
"Watch, her skateboarding stinks!" Alice seemed a bit beat up, but then went down the ramp and when she came back up, her footing slipped and she ended up smashing her face against the wood. Eddy and Ed burst into laughter, and Double D was afraid for her health.
"Alice! Are you okay?" He yelled. The girl got up and waved to them, dirt on her cheek now.
"I'm fine Blossom! Thanks for worrying!" She narrowed her eyes at Eddy and Ed, and Eddy turned away and pretended to be innocent. Ed had no idea what was going on until Alyssa returned with three skateboards. She handed Eddy one with a tiger on the bottom.
"Sweet!" He rushed out onto the nearest ramp. Alyssa handed Ed the one with a chicken, and it seemed almost brand new.
"Seems no one really wanted the chicken." Double D said. Ed took the board excitedly and followed Eddy. "Alyssa, I don't think I can do anything without the proper-"
"Way ahead of you Double D." She handed him a box of safety equipment. "They had some they were going to throw out because they were too small for anyone, think you can fit into these?" Double D put on a purple elbow pad, and it fit perfectly.
"These are the perfect size. Thank you." He said. Alyssa seemed surprised. "Is something wrong?"
"It's just, we're the same age... and I could barely fit into those." She said sadly. Double D seemed perplexed, not knowing what to say.
"Well, I was only turned into this, my body structure isn't normal like yours, see? My eyes are much bigger and take up most of my head!" She giggled and kissed his forehead. He blushed and looked around. "Aren't you worried about what other people think?"
"Double D, you're a guy. And deserve to be treated like one, not as a girl." She said with a smile. He blushed even more now. "Now get your stuff on, we're not going to wait for you." Alyssa grabbed her black skates and her blue skull helmet, and skated to the ramp. She stumbled for a bit until she got the hang of it. Double D, now covered from head to toe in protection, went to the smallest ramp and only skated on the kiddy ramp. Even though it was so small, he still stumbled and landed on his face.
Area 13
"My how I always enjoy returning home... but not as much as I like being in area 51." General Homer said. His workers just nodded in agreement and did as he ordered earlier. "Now, let's see if we can find that vat of chemicals... CLARK!"
"Yes sir!"
"Use the facility's satellite to find the vat the good professor had launched."
"B-But sir! We were specifically ordered not to by the governor! It was the professors wish not to!"
"I don't give a rat's ass about wishes or the president, just FIND IT!" The general yelled, making the man flinch and get to work. He laced his fingers together and chuckled. "Soon... all that power will be mine..."
Back with the Eds/PPG and Als
"I can't believe you used Ed's head to save yourself Eddy!" Double D said as Alyssa and Alex had to both use all their strength to carry the girl out. Alice scoffed.
"I can believe it." Eddy glared at her, then hit her bloody knee with his own scratched up hand. "OW! That burns Eddy!" She kicked him, and soon they began to have a cat fight.
"...And I can't believe you two would get into such a ridiculous fight." Alyssa added, dropping the exhausted Ed and picking up scratched up Double D into her equally cratched up and bruised arms.
"I'm hungry, you guys wanna find somewhere to eat?" Alex asked.
"That sounds nice." Double D said.
"I heard of this taco place nearby, c'mon Ed." With her scratched up palms, Alex grabbed Ed's equally scratched up hand, their blood getting on each other. "Ew..."
At home
They all came back into the house, tummies full of tacos and faces covered in taco sauce and cheeses. "...This is the last time I'm taking you guys out." Alyssa muttered, wiping off her face.
"Hey, I wasn't the one who broke the soda machine with LASERS!" Alex screamed. Bubbles had taco meat shoved in her mouth and hair full of sauce.
"Ma baaa geaa!" He babbled with the meat. Double D stepped away from him because he was sputtering meat on the floor.
"Whatever, I'm just going to go shower." Alice said, then peeled off her filthy shirt to reveal a white bra. Double D and Eddy now joined in the sputtering and their eyes wide. When Alice went up the stairs, Ed passed out again.
"Was that really nessacary Alice?" Alex yelled up the stairs. She was answered by a loud grunt and then blocked out by the sound of water.
"I think she said no-" Alyssa said, then Alex glared at her and the PPG boys.
"I know what she said! and you three pick up your jaws!" Double D looked away in embarrassment and Eddy just remained there, looking like an idiot. Her vision then began to swirl, and colors mixed. "Ooh... pretty colors..." Alex then fell to the ground unconcious.
"Alex! Are you alright?" Double D asked, kneeling and trying to wake her up.
"Eagh... I feel like i just got off a really fast coaster..." Alyssa mumbled, then fell on top of Alex.
"Oh no! Girls!" Double D cried out. Eddy just stood there with a stupid look. "Eddy! Do something!" Eddy grinned.
"How about we give these girls baths?"
Shower
"Oh man... my hands hurt..." Alice said, scrubbing off the sauce. Her sight began to spin, and she fell onto the ground, whole body now aching as the water sprayed on her. "Uggh..."
