Do I Dazzle You? by Dickfart

Gardevoir and Lucario went to Italy and sparkled in the sun. Meanwhile, Lycanroc spent hours licking the empty spot where his balls used to be at the foot of their bed.

"Should we have a pitty threesome with him?" ask Gardevoir.

"Nah, I'm not a gay," says Lucario.

"Tch, whatever," says Gardevoir. "Then let's me n you fuck. Who cares if we're not in the same egg group?"

"Nu," says Lucario.

"Butt why?" Gardevoir chagrined.

"Because we not marry yet, bitch. Duh."

"O."

Cue Seinfeld theme.

End Book 3

BREAKING DAWN IS NEXT! WHO READY FOR TEH SMUT? :D