Chapter Four- Tricked

Alice POV

I pulled everone but Jasper and Emmett with me to a far enough distance away that they wouldn't overhear, and began to tell them what I had seen.

"So I left Jasper and Emmett with a FAKE copy of my list." I said, an evil smile beginning to form on my face as I pulled out the REAL list. I laughed at Bella's and Rosalie's shocked expression.

"Number Two-" I began, straightening out the creases in the paper. "Give someone your fake list. Watch as they make fools of themselves." I giggled as I glanced at Jasper quickly, he was grinning in triumphant, I could tell. And He turned his back to me... perfect, he had the fake.

"But I thought we were just getting Emmett back?" Bella asked in confusion.

"Oh no, see, Jasper had to be involved in this. He stole my list!" I said, defending my choise.

"But didn't you plant the list for him to steal?" Rose asked, smirking at me. I shrugged, but the smile wouldn't leave my face. It was just in my nature- besides, they wouldn't complain when they found out what was going to happen!

"Alright, alright." Edward said, "Who cares how it happened. Are we going to get Emmett back or not?" He asked, his eyes shining. We all nodded at him.

"You know Edward, I hardly ever see you like this." I noted, and Bella and Rosalie nodded in agreement.

"Then you hardly ever see my true colors. Now lets go make fools of my dear brothers who I still haven't gotten back." Edward muttered. Oh, I see, revenge. But what had they done.

"But what did they do?" Bella asked, beating me to the question.

"Let's just say that sometimes, there are things that happen to make me want to kill them." Edward said vaugly... ok?

"Anyway, we need to get prepared." I said, noticing that Jasper and Emmett had gone to get their costumes. Excelent.

"For what? You still haven't clued us in." Rosalie said with an impatient flip of her hair. I rolled my eyes.

"All in good time, for right now, I just need you to go find the manager of the circus act, tell him that his two clowns are going to do the thing that they said they wouldn't do. Tell him, they have changed their minds." I said, not even bothering to try and hide the grin that practically exploded onto my face.

"Ok?" Rosalie muttered, but sauntered off anyway. I nodded.

"Now Bella," I began, turning to face her. "You are going to have to do something that you might not want to, but trust me, it will all work out in the end." I said seriously. She gulped, and then after taking a fleeting look at Edward, who gave a little wave of encouragement, she nodded.

"Alright, now I need you to go into that trailer, over there, and put on the outfit layed out. But put your other clothes back on over it, so no one will know yet. And hurry, JAsper and Emmett will be back in about three minutes, and you have to look like you've been here the whole time." I instructed. She nodded, a litte unsure, but took off anyway.

"Edward, can you do the thing I saw earlier, we don't want Bella getting hurt." I said, and he nodded, taking off. Perfect. Now he was far enough away to not hear my thoughts.

Edward was so new to this, I almost felt bad for double crossing him. I still owed him back from when he told Esme it was me who accidentally destroyed half the living room using that tree, trying to get to Emmett, not Jasper. But I would make sure Bella was safe, I needed her later.

Both Rosalie and Bella arrived back then, and I whsipered part of the plan to them. I woulddn't tell them the final out come, I wasn't sure they would like it... so it would be better not knowing. Rosalie grinned, and even Bella gave a half smile once I told her what Edward had done. Sisters needed to stick together... until I got to humiliate them...

Edward arrived back then, and we stood waiting, ready. "Guys, act with me here. We're mad at them, remember." I whispered as they Jasper and Emmett came closer. They nodded, ready.

"Do you think they know we have the list?" Emmett whispered. Perfect, they didn't suspect a thing.

"YOU TOOK MY LIST!" I screeched.

"Never mind." Emmett muttered, and I watched as his eyes took in Bella, Rosalie, and Edward standing behind me, their faces smug. Edward gave a snort of laughter; I wondered what Emmett was thinking.

"You'll never get the list, and you'll never get us alive!" Emmett shouted at us.

At the same time, Jasper murrmed to "Play it cool."

"Oh yeah, Cullen." I said, smug. My plan was going perfectly.

"That's right, Cullen." Emmett replied back, his expression just as smug, if he only knew...

"If you say so." I said, shrugging.

Just as Emmett opened his mouth, a guy walked over behind the two boys, who were decked out in their clown outfits. "Oy, you two, clown boys, get over here now, the act is about to start!" He said.

Perfect.

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So I'm FINALLY back! Summers here, and as you know I'm only working a little bit, so that means lots of long updates!

So did you like it, I thought that Alice might have went a little overboard... but she is just having fun. Do you think that she should be allowed to carry her plan out, and humiliate all the Cullens, or should she be the one humiliated? Let me know what you think!

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AND if you want to find out what Emmett and Jasper did to Edward, go check out "Brotherly Love", the one-shot I wrote about what happened. I personally think it's pretty funny...

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