Sorry it took so long to update. With the end of school here I just got busy. Sorry if you think it is short.
Hermes is online.
Waterboy is online.
Waterboy: Hi Hermes!
Hermes: How did you know it was me?
Waterboy: Uhhhh… cause it's your username?
Hermes: Oh…yeah…your right.
Waterboy: …
Hermes: Soooo…I heard you beat Hades, Hera and Zeus in a diss off.
Waterboy: Yeah.
Hermes: Well, I bet you can't beat the King of Disses.
Waterboy: Really? Well if you see him, tell him to give me a call.
Hermes: Oh, that's it! You're on!
Waterboy: On what? The ground?
Hermes: But other than that.
Waterboy: The…grass?
Hermes: Wrong. It's something you'd never guess it was.
Waterboy: The…sky?
Hermes: Ugh…wait…what were we talking about again?
Waterboy: Scroll up and see.
Hermes: … I knew that
Waterboy: Whatever you say Hermes.
Hermes: How did you know I was Hermes?
Waterboy: *face palm* Idiot
Hermes: Hey! I read that.
Waterboy: Yes. I know. I wanted you to. That's why I typed it and pressed the enter button.
Hermes: Wait… I've been pressing the send button the entire time and you could have pressed enter instead? Dang.
Waterboy: *face palm*
Hermes: So what were we talking about?
Waterboy: *face palm*
Hermes: If you keep on doing that you are going to get a red face.
Waterboy: I'm not actually doing that. I just put it there saying I wanted to.
Hermes: So why don't you do it?
Waterboy: Are you sure you are not the god of stupidity?
Hermes: Nope, that's Ares.
Waterboy: I have to agree with you on that one.
Hermes: I like pie.
Waterboy: Who doesn't?
Hermes: Athena. She likes pi instead.
Waterboy: I looked up pi and got 3. 1 4 1 5 9 2 6 5 3 5 8 9 7 9 3 2 3 8 4 6 2 6 4 3 3 8 3 2 7 9 5 0 2 8 8 4 1 9 7 1 6 9 3 9 9 3 7 5 1 0 5 8 2 0 9 7 4 9 4 4 5 9 2 3 0 7 8 1 6 4 0 6 2 8 6 2 0 8 9 9 8 6 2 8 0 3 4 8 2 5 3 4 2 1 1 7 0 6 7 9
Hermes: Why are there spaces between each one?
Waterboy: 'Cause then pi would be a space below it and it would look cooler spaced out.
Hermes: Oh and I forgot to type this: ARGGHHH! It's math! I'm scared! I'm allergic!
Waterboy: Is it even possible to be allergic to math?
Hermes: Yes. It is cancer of the soul.
Waterboy: Talking or chatting with you in general is cancer of the soul.
Hermes: *gasp* you are defending math!
Waterboy: No. I just never miss a chance to insult you. And don't do that *gasp* thing? You are sounding like Aphrodite if Annabeth and I break up.
Hermes: Actually. It would be more like: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Over and over again, so do me a favor and don't break up with Annabeth. It would cause me too much ear blood and damage.
Waterboy: Well that would be the second thing you damaged. The first is your brain. I bet when you were born and wanted to know what it felt like to hit your head on a stone so you fell out of your cradle and hit your head on a stone.
Hermes: It was fun.
Waterboy: You actually did that?
Hermes: Yep. :D
Waterboy: k then.
Hermes: The sky sucks.
Waterboy: Zeus is mad at you.
Hermes: How did you know?
Waterboy: Because thunder just fried the statue of William H. Steward (also known as Bob the first statue activated in The Last Olympian. Percy nicknamed him Bob, just like the Titan that Percy fell in with in the River Lethe. Icarus is now Bob the Titan) at Central Park.
Hermes: You can see Central Park from your apartment?
Waterboy: Nope. I'm at a café in Central Park.
Hermes: Wouldn't someone steal it?
Waterboy: Are you here at the café?
Hermes: No.
Waterboy: Then I wouldn't be afraid of someone stealing my laptop.
Hermes: But there are other people beside me that can steal from you.
Waterboy: I have a tracker attached to it so I can see where it is from my phone and from my mom's phone. And I have Taser attached to it so if you pick it up before typing in the passcode then it will shock you.
Hermes: So pretty much only Thalia can steal it from you without you knowing.
Waterboy: Yeah. I have a question for you.
Hermes: Yeah?
Waterboy: You're old.
Hermes: That is an offending non-question.
Waterboy: Okay fine. Why are you so old?
Hermes: Cause I'm a person.
Waterboy: No, you're a god… or are you?
Hermes: I'm over 500 years old!
Waterboy: So you admit you are old?
Hermes: Yes…I mean no… yes...no?
Waterboy: Well which is it?
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Waterboy: …
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Waterboy: …
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Waterboy: …
Hermes: borreeeddddd…
Waterboy: borreeeddddd…
Hermes: are u copying me?
Waterboy: no
Hermes: but you have the exact same r's, and e's and d's as mine.
Waterboy: lucky press
Hermes: k.
Waterboy: im tired
Hermes: Im Hermes, what happened to Percy?
Waterboy: Hahaha.
Hermes is offline.
Waterboy is offline.
Oh and by the way, I've been getting requests of who goes next. Here is the list so far:
5) Apollo
6) Ares
7) Poseidon
8) Athena
9) Aphrodite
I'll do the rest like Artemis, Demeter, Dionysus, and maybe even Prometheus and Kronos and some minor gods if you ask me to. The first people who review from now will get to choose the rest of the order I'll finish it up in. Choose quickly. I'll update the list with every story.