"YEAH BABY BRING UP THAT CROWD!" Yelled the teen into the mic.

The spotlights turned on,revealing a teen wearing a checkered dark pink and black mini skirt with a black tee. She tossed her hair. Realising who the girl was, the crowd went wild.

"LET ME HEAR YOU GO 'WHOO HOO'!" She shouted.

"WHOO HOOOOO!" Yelled the crowd on top of their voices.

"You guys are a lot better than some darn cheerleaders,I'll tell you!" The teen said.(Yes, I copied that from Iron man)

"Welcome back to 7 minutes in heaven, a new couple everyday! Everyone readaaaayyyy?"

"Yeah!"

"Come on, let me hear it, ARE YOU REAAADDDDAAAAAYYYY?"

"YEEEEAAAAHHHHH!"

Alexis grinned widely and looked at all the monkeys, who looked back at the humans with a severe case of anime wobbly eyes.

"Hey Jess, who do you think we should select as our *cough*victim*cough* contestant today? Asked Alexis.

" let's see...now...How about Mr. Shortest love story ever?"

"Excellent!"

"Hang on a moment there, kid. Don't I get a say in this?" Sprx freaked."I could get stuck kissing Otto."

"NO!" Both the girls yelled.

"Okay,you choice then." Sprx backed, with a sweat drop.

Alexis handed him the pointer.

"Hehe... I..need to use the restroom?" Sprx asked.

"Sparky...you afraid of girls?" Jessica teased.

"Scared of snogging a girl?" Alexis laughed."c'mon, we both are girls!"

Sprx sighed, fighting with these two was hopeless. But secretly he hoped the pointer would land on Nova.

'Maybe it won't be a bad game after all...' He thought.

"SPARKY! SPIN THE DAMN POINTER,WON'T YOU?!" Jessica yelled,frightening the monkey.

"Geez woman,I'll do it.." Sprx grumbled.

Alexis and Jessica rolled their eyes at him and looked at each other before grinning widely at him.

"What? Don't look at me like that!"

"We'll tell you something Sprx. We both are..."

"Idiots." Sprx grumbled under his breath.

"Not a girl...not yet a woman!" The girl shrieked together before giggling.(IDONTKNOWIJUSTWANTEDTOADDTHATPHRASESOBAD!)

Everyone looked at the girls who were giggling like maniacs.

"Okay,then I'll leave..." Sprx tiptoed towards the door. The girls stopped giggling.

'Oh no..' He thought.

"NO YOU AREN'T GOIN' ANYWHERE,DUDE!" Yelled Jessica as she lassoed him like a cowgirl.

Sprx sat down again,hands shaking as he touched the pointer.

He spun it.

And it landed on a specific yellow simian he loved.

NOT!

It fell on an unfortunate yellow simian who loved Antauri. (Not Antova! Sorry Antova fans!)

Yes,you guessed it right, it was Tara!

"WHAT?!" Sprx yelled.

"WHAT?!" Choked Alexis on her drink.( Her choking was not related to Sprx spinning the pointer on Tara, she just tends to choke on her food on regular basis)

"WHAT?!" Tara yelled.

"WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT?!" Yelled Jessica.

"Hey, quit yelling will ya?" Storm said while having two cucumbers on her eyes.

"Yeah, what's with all the whats?" Asked Nova while someone was massaging her.

Jessica starts rolling down in laughter again, only to be given a death glare from Alexis.

"I'll keep quiet..." She said,still in a giggly voice.

"SO TARA AND SPRX ARE GOING INTO THE CUPBOARD!" Alexis grabbed Sprx and shoved him into the cupboard."Tara, mind going in or do you want me to help?"

Before anybody could react,Antauri was floating in front of her.

"Now,Now,Alexis, I'm sure she wouldn't want to do things like this,and forcing a person is not exactly polite of you,is it?" Antauri grabbed her hand and slowly tried to lead her away from the teen.

"No,she wouldn't want to...AND I DON'T WANT TO BE POLITE,LET ME TELL YA. IF YOU ARE SO PROTECTIVE OF YOUR GIRLFRIEND, HOW IS SHE SUPPOSED TA HAVE FUN? LET HER HAVE SOME PERSONAL SPACE,WILL YA?" The teen yelled non-stop while the two monkeys watched silently,out of which the female one blushed.

"She is not my girlfriend." Was all Antauri said once Alexis stopped yelling.

"Then let her go...into the cupboard~!" Alexis said in a sing-song manner.

Sighing,Antauri let Tara go. She calmly floated inside,flashing Antauri a smile.

~ We are not writing what happened inside the cupboard~

Antauri nervously drummed his fingers on his lap. 'Will they...?' Was all that was going in his mind.

"Alexis, is it time to open the closet yet?" He asked for about 20th time in 2 minutes.

"Sheesh,no dude! We've still got 5 minutes left. You are a very nervous boyfriend,let me tell you." The girl snorted.

"Yeah,keep up that and she'll surely break up with you." Jessica sneered.

Antauri gritted his teeth,he was nervous alright, but nervous...as a friend?

"Now,Antauri, I'm sure Sprx won't do something so extreme. I'm-" Gibson was cut off.

"THE TEAM'S FLIRT IS IN THERE WITH MY BFF AND YOU EXPECT ME TO RELAX?!" Antauri yelled,making Gibson sweat drop.

Everyone's eyes widened to the size of dinner plates and their jaw rolled down to the floor.

"Whoa,Antauri, I never expected THAT out of you!" Chiro's voice came from the audience side.

"Hold on a nanosecond. How come kid doesn't have to play the game?" Fire asked,with slight tinge of jealousy and suspicion.

"Hey,don't forget me!" Krysta yelled from audience side too.

"Yeah,how?" Storm asked,putting her hands on hips.

"Uh...No humans,that's the rule..." Alexis managed,fake-smiling."...heh heh eh?"

But she actually hid the fact that Krysta and Chiro paid her extra in the backstage to NOT be in the game.

"Then how come-" Storm began.

"Oooh,looky,the time is up! In fact, it's 8 minutes!" Alexis said,diverting the topic."Jess,would you do the honours?"

"Of course!" Jessica said,giggling.

This time she wasn't so enthusiastic due to what happened last time.

"M-may I O-open the door?" Antauri asked, shivering.

"Take a chill-pill,dude, you're girlfriend won't be snogging Sprx. We all know you both are way TOO serious than doing that." Alexis swatted Antauri off her shoulder.

"I'm gonna open the door...!" Jessica said,dancing around it.

"Open it!Open it!Open it!" The whole audience cheered.

The monkey team huddled on top of each other,pushing and pulling, trying to get a better view.

"I'm gonna open it...!" She ran her finger across the handle.

"YEAH!" Alexis yelled.

"But should I?" Jessica stopped.

"JUST OPEN IT YOU CRAZED WOMAN!" Antauri yelled,clutching Alexis's shoulder really hard.

Jessica pulled the door open, and it was a sight to see...

Tara and Sprx were making out as if there was no tomorrow.

The room was deathly silent.

"A-A-ahem?" Gibson cleared his throat. Thrice.

"Go away,Brain strain. Can't you see we're a little busy here?" Sprx grumbled in between kisses.

The crowd went wild.

"Sprx! What are you DOING?!" Nova yelled.

Sprx immediately broke out of his trance. "N-Nova?"

He let go of Tara,who was acting...very weird.

"Here,Sparky,Sparky...you want more?" She pushed her lips towards him. Moreover, she talked like she was drunk.

"Get out of the way. I need to talk to Nova."

He pushed Tara and walked past her.

"Awww...fun is over already?" Tara whined like a 5 year old.

"Hey, you alright? You are acting weird. Like you're..." Viola kept quiet.

"...drunk." Storm said,uneasily.

"I no drunk. I want Sparky!" She made some kissy noises.

"Cut it out,Tara. What has gotten into you?" Storm said.

Antauri watched the whole scene unfold in front of him,and was reactionless on the outside, but he was bursting like anything on the inside.

'She kissed Sprx! SHE KISSED SPRX! THEY MADE OUT IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY!' He freaked.

"ALEXIS!" He yelled."WHAT DID YOU DO?!"

"Me?" She squeaked.

"YOU USED AUTHOR POWER AGAIN TO FORCE ANNIE TO KISS SPRX?!"

"Uh...who's Annie?" Asked Fire.

"Antauri's nickname for Antaura!" Yelled Alexis.

"How do you know?!" Asked Fire.

"Because I am writing this fic and I have control over whatever is happening."

"ALEXIS! I'M TALKING TO YOU HERE!" Antauri yelled in her face.

"Nice nails,Olivia. And that daisy really brings out your toes,honey." Alexis pointed to Olivia getting her nails done.

"OVER HERE, MAN-er- MONKEY WITH CLAWS!"Antauri activated his ghost claws,earning oohs and aahs from the audience.

"Hey audience! You like his claws and want to see them up close...for the first time in EVER?!" Alexis asked.

A faint 'yeah' came in reply.

"Wha-what's going...what?" Antauri got confused as a few assistants came with toolboxes in their hands.

"Remove his hands." Alexis was calmly filing her nails and shooed the assistants.

"Huh? Wha-what are you doing?" Antauri got tied to his chair.

"If you aren't gonna stop babbling,we are going to gag you too." Jessica said as she filed her nails too.

Antauri mouthed 'help' to his team mates as they(assistants) loosened his hands and carried it off to museum display.

Then they undid the ropes and left.

"HEY! WHERE'D MY HANDS GO?!" Antauri yelled.

"Museum." Alexis said calmly.

"Museum?!"

"Yeah,museum."

"What museum?"

"How am I s'posed to know?"

"Well,you gave them orders-"

"Doesn't mean she'll know!" Jessica defended." They'll take it wherever they want to."

"If you want your hands back," Alexis smiled evilly."...then you have to do a dare."

She whispered her plan into Jessica's ear. Jessica gasped and started giggling evilly.

"Veran help me." Antauri huffed loudly.

"You wished for my help,child?" A white cloaked figure came inside.

"HEY! You don't belong in this fic!" Alexis yelled.

"Yes,please HELP ME!" Antauri said.

"GET OUT!" Alexis kicked him right on his butt and out of the stage/page."I can get f*****g angry when stuff don't go MY way,GET ME?!"

"Okay, so what's the dare?" Antauri asked.

"Kiss your Annie." Jessica said,smirking.

Antauri's eyes nearly popped out of their sockets.

"N-no."

"Then your hands will be going to who knows where." Alexis reminded.

"AAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHH! Why do you have to be so evil?!" He yelled.

"Because I want to." She said.

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Me: So will Antauri kiss,or not? It will depend on how many reviews I get! If I get below 5, sorry, nope. If I get 5 and above he'll definitely kiss Annie.

Jessica: Alexis doesn't own SRMTHFG!