ENTRANT #11 – FAT BASTARD (AUSTIN POWERS)
The crowd was booing as very fat man with red hair and wearing nothing but a plaid sumo belt entered the arena
Fat Bastard walked slowly down the ramp, his legs struggling to hold his large frame up
Jr: oh no, not this guy!
King: returning from last year, we have fat bastard!
Cole: and earlier tonight, we saw him being berated by his boss, Dr Evil, who will be making another appearance later tonight
Halfway down the ramp, Fat Bastard grabbed his groin in pain
Fat Bastard: oh, Jesus Christ, this diapers making my nuts rub together, it's gonna start a fire!
Fat bastard entered the ring
Fat bastard ran into Fry and knocked him down with his stomach
Homer ran up to Fat Bastard and took him down with a shoulder tackle
Fat Bastard quickly got up and charged at homer
The 2 giants got locked in a grapple, trying to test each others strength
Homer got an upper hand on Fat Bastard and tried to pick Fat Bastard up for a slam, but as soon as Homer bent over, Fat Bastard grabbed Homer by the groin
Fat Bastard held onto Homer's privates as Homer writhed in pain
Fat Bastard looked straight into the camera
Fat Bastard: you know what my favorite finisher is? Twist of Fate!
Fat Bastard twisted Homer's privates, causing him to squeal like a girl
King: oh my god, that's gotta hurt like hell!
Jr: thankfully he already has kids
Fat Bastard let go and then clotheslined Homer
Fat Bastard then posed for the crowd as they continued to boo him
On the other side of the ring, Donkey Kong shoved Goten and Trunks to the ground
Dixie ran up to Donkey Kong and hit him with a high cross body, but Donkey Kong caught her in midair
Donkey Kong put Dixie in position for a tombstone piledriver and then proceeded to do The Undertaker's signature move on the cowgirl
Cole: I think he killed Dixie!
Dixie laid on the ground, eyes closed and not moving
Donkey Kong picked Dixie up and put her lifeless body on his shoulder
Donkey Kong threw Dixie over the top and she fell to the ground, limp
5TH ELIMINATED – DIXIE CLEMETS – BY DONKEY KONG (7:49)
ENTRANT #12 – SPIKE SPIEGEL (COWBOY BEBOP)
The crowd gave a gigantic pop as a man wearing a blue suit and smoking a cigarette entered the arena
Jr: business is about to pick up, here we have Spike Spiegel from cowboy bebop!
King: last year Spike did ok, he got an elimination and was one of the last people to be eliminated
Jr: true, but that may have just been luck of having a high number, let's see how he does with number 11!
Spike took one last huff off of his cigarette, dropped it, squishes it with his boots and proceeded to slowly walk down the aisle
Spike entered the ring and went up to Fry and irish whipped him into a corner
Spike proceeded to start kicking Fry in the corner
Spike then ran over to Donkey Kong and spinning heel kicked him
Spike ran up to Homer and knocked him out with a Sheamus-Style brogue kick
Goten ran up to Spike and kicked spike in the ribs, stunning him
Goten attempted to ddt Spike, but Spike threw Goten in the air and hit him with an Rko out of nowhere
Trunks ran up to Spike and Spike elbowed him in the chest, causing Trunks to bend over, stunned
Spike ran into the ropes and back to Trunks, striking him with a Booker T style scissors kick
Fat Bastard walked up to Spike and Spike kicked him in his large stomach, which had no effect on the large man
Fat Bastard put his hands around Spike's throat but before he could do anything, Spike head butted Fat Bastard, stunning him
Spike struggled to pick up Fat Bastard
King: he's not gonna try and lift fat bastard ,is he?
Spike was able to lift the overweight scotsman into position for an attitude adjustment
Spike backed up to the ropes and dropped Fat Bastard out to the floor
6TH ELIMINATED – FAT BASTARD – BY SPIKE SPIEGEL (1:43)
Spike stood in triumph at eliminating Fat Bastard
Jr: how? How? How the hell did he do that?!
Everyone else, aside from Spike, was down
Spike stared at the titantron, waiting for the countdown to begin
The 10 second clock appeared on the titantron
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1
ENTRANT #13 – ANTON CHIGURH (NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN)
The crowd booed as an evil looking man, with a beatles haircut and wearing a button up shirt and jeans entered the arena
Jr: all right, now we have Anton Chigurh.
King: sugar? Who would be scared of a guy named sugar?
Chigurh slowly walked down the ramp as Spike looked on with anticipation
Chigurh entered the ring and stared at Spike
Spike fan kicked Chigurh, which had no effect
Chigurh grabbed Spike by the face and just shoved him backwards
Spike immediately kipped up and ran full force into Chigurh with a high knee, which knocked Chigurh down
Fry ran up behind Spike and started punching him in the back
Spike struck Fry with his elbow, full force, stunning him
Spike punched Fry twice on the side of his head and then dropkicked him in the ear, launching Fry to the ropes
Fry was resting on the ropes when Spike super kicked him, launching Fry over the top and to the floor
King: Spike eliminating Fry!
7TH ELIMINATED -PHILIP J. FRY – BY SPIKE SPIEGEL (7:26)
Donkey Kong ran over to Spike and threw him over the top rope, but Spike lands on the apron as Donkey Kong turns around
Spike gets on the turnbuckle and nails Donkey Kong with a missile dropkick from the top rope
Spike gets up and as soon as he does Homer runs up to him and knocks him down with a clothesline
Goten runs over to where Homer is, jumps on the ropes near him and springboard dropkicks the big yellow guy
The 10 second clock appears on the titantron
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1
BZZT
ENTRANT #14 - CHARLIE HARPER (TWO AND A HALF MEN)
The crowd looked on with disgust as a 40-year-old man, wearing a bowling shirt and shorts entered the arena
Charlie ran out of the back and into the ring
Charlie entered the ring and goes after Homer, striking him with a punch to the jaw
Chigurh walked up to Charlie and chokeslammed him
Goten and Trunks run up to Chigurh and start punching and kicking him
Chigurh shoves them both to the ground
Donkey Kong walks up behind Chigurh and full nelson slams him
Spike runs up behind Donkey Kong and hits him with a backstabber
Goten runs up to Spike and hits him with a flying forearm
Goten sits in the corner resting
Everyone in the ring was down as the 10 second clock appears on the titantron
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1
ENTRANT #15 -NEO (THE MATRIX)
The crowd gave a small reaction to a man in sunglasses and a black trench coat entered the arena
Neo ran down the ramp and dove over the top rope Into the ring
Neo walked over to Homer and kicked him while he was on the mat
Neo then walked over to Trunks and kicked him
Neo looked on with arrogance
Neo: like shooting fish in a barrel
Spike leaped up and ran over to Neo and hit him with a bulldog
On the other side of the ring, Chigurh sat up, as was Homer
Chigurh ran over to Homer and clotheslined him over the top and to the floor
8th ELIMINATED – HOMER SIMPSON – BY ANTON CHIGURH (5:19)
Charlie stood up and ran over to Chigurh, but Chigurh knocked him down with a big boot
Donkey Kong walked up to Chigurh and put him In a bear hug
Donkey Kong then threw Chigurh on the ground and started stomping on him
Goten and Trunks came up and started helping Donkey Kong stomp Chigurh
Goten, Trunks and Donkey Kong started to lift Chigurh out, but struggled to get him over
Chigurh head-butted Donkey Kong and kicked Goten, and then Trunks, to break free of their grip
The 10 second clock appeared on the titantron
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1
Who will be next?
Can anyone stop chigurh?
Find out Next Time!
Most Eliminations – Goten and Spike Spiegel – 2 (tied)
Longest Time – Goten and Trunks (13:00)
Shortest Time – Hercule Satan (0:18)
Still in the Ring – Goten, Trunks, Donkey Kong, Spike Spiegel, Anton Chigurh, Charlie Harper, Neo
Eliminated-jar jar binks, hercule satan, stan smith, psycho dad, dixie clemets, fat bastard, philip j. fry, homer simpson