Please note: I know there is usually pre-camp but since that's all basics as well it would be real boring so instead I'll just move everything to the bus ride to hell, I mean band camp... Enjoy~

We are all waiting outside for the buses to arrive. Lili inches her way towards me shyly.

"Um... Luddy?"

"Ja?"

"I'm really sorry about last veek at dinner... Bruder was out of line."

"No, I zought he vas so appropriate. So vell behaved." I roll my eyes.

"Are you being sarcastic?" I sigh.

"Ja, I am."

"Oh... Sorry..."

"Look Lili... You're a great girl, very kind and loving, but... Ve aren't a good match."

"I understand... Can ve still be friends?"

"Of course ve can." She smiles at me.

"Zank you~" All of a sudden a hand appears on my shoulder. I turn around and swing my fist.

"What the hell bruder!?" Gil says holding his hands over his nose.

"Oh, it's just you."

"It's just me!? You punched the awesome me in the nose!"

"And?"

"... Fuck you..."

"You vould."

"..." He walks away.

"Oh, Luddy ve~!" My head turns to spot the man calling my name.

"Hello Mr. Vargas."

"Feliciano~"

"Ja... Feliciano... Uh, vat do you need?"

"Oh, I was wondering ve if you could help me load up the trailer~"

"Sure, I'll help but ze bus isn't here yet so can't you just make multiple trips?" He shakes his head.

"I would rather you help me, please ve~?" He gives big puppy dog eyes... So cute... I sigh and nod my head. He leads me to where the flags are normally stored.

"Luddy... Kiku is already with another person..."

"Vat, really? Who?"

"Don't spread it around, promise?" He holds up his pinky. I hold up mine and grasp it around his.

"Promise.."

"He's with Arthur... The drum major Arthur... I'm glad that he's with someone ve but he got over me so quickly and easily it's just hard ve..."

"Look... Feliciano... You are handsome, funny, smart, artistic, creative, and one of ze kindest people I've ever known. Zings like zis happen, all you can do is move on and realize zere is someone better out zere for you. Vy vaste your love on somevun who doesn't appreciate it, who doesn't care about it? It's easier said zan done but you got to believe zat zere is somevun better vaiting for you somevere." I hug him gently. "Everybody has a bad break up at some point, you aren't alone... Last veek I broke up vith my girlfriend because her bruder pulled a gun on me during dinner. She understands zat it just can't happen and ve are still friends so... It is alvight."

"... That's so awful..."

"Just really annoying... But don't vorry, I got back at him." In the distance we here someone yell. I start smirking.

"Thanks Luddy for the help ve~! I feel a lot better now~ But... There's one more thing ve that I wanna ask you."

"Ask me anyzing."

"Do you like me?" My body freezes up all ridged like at those words.

"Vy vould I?" He looks up and me.

"Well ve... You said all those nice things about me and you always act kinder around me and plus you're still holding me ve~" I quickly push him away.

"No, I don't like guys...!" The door flies wide open.

"Ludwig you bastard, I'll kill you!" A flour covered Basch comes in.

"Hey." I start running and Basch chases after me. I quickly run into a nearby room, set up something and hide. Within a moment Basch comes running in and a scream follows. Now there is an icky pasty Basch chasing after me. I run for the door but soon get tackled.

"You messed with the wrong Swiss." Basch says and he pulls a gun out of god knows where. Personally I think he stores them in his ass; it also explains why he always acts like he has something shoved up that magic tunnel. He pulls back the hammer and points the barrel at the back of my head. I squint my eyes shut, preparing myself for the blast.

"Hey! Put the gun down right now ve!" Our attention is brought to the Italian standing next to us. "Put it down, right now."

"No! I'm tired of this guy creeping on my sister and messing up my shit! I swear I will beat him with my peace prize!"

"Feliciano, just go get Roderich! It's too dangerous!"

"But, I can handle it!"

"I know you can but I just don't vant you to get hurt, now go!" I suddenly hear a clank noise and Basch is removed from my body. I get up and see Basch out cold and Feliciano holding one of the flags.

"These things really hurt when they hit you ve~"

"Ja, zey do..." Mr. Edelstein runs in.

"Zat are you two doing here!? Ze buses are already here! Go, get out!... Vy is he passed out? You know vat, never mind. Just go and get on ze bus." Feliciano and I quickly load up the flags and get on the bus. We end up sharing a seat, right in front of Gil...

"Oh hey~!" His nose is bandaged. "Hey Feli~ You and bruder disappeared for a while, what were you guys doing?"

"Well ve, we tried to load up the flags but then Basch came in and pulled a gun on Ludwig. It was really crazy! But I handled the situation ve~!"

"Thank you soooo much for saving my little bruder~! I mean, what would I do without him?"

"I understand, I have a twin brother ve~"

"Hey, your brother is Lovino, right?"

"Yeah~ That's him~"

"I'm best friends with Toni!"

"Really~!? That's so cool ve~!"

During the whole ride all they do is talk to each other and I barely get a word in. Oh well. We arive at the camp and start to unpack and get to our cabins. As we find our things I over Gil and Feliciano's conversation.

"Hey Feli, I was wondering if maybe you would want to go out with the awesome me?"

"Oh... Well... Yeah ve, I will~!" A pain pangs in my chest that he'd go after that albino ass over there but then again I did tell him I'm straight... Well, I'm at camp and it already sucks...