Lord of the Rings 'Screenplay'

by gisella89

Did you ever wonder the derpyness that happened when the fellowship split? No? Well now you get to see it all! This is so stupid I can't put it in to words but it was like the greatest thing to write! I had to redo the format because of the rather stupid screenplay rule, but it's still okay and readable.

4. Frodo, Sam and Stinker- Flax

Don't worry, I do like Frodo. The song is 'Headlines' by DRAKE. And not to be offensive to anyone; I'm not a DRAKE fan but my cousin and I, when anyone does something stupid, or if there's a horror movie or something, we'll just sing that little 'don't do it' snippet. We have christened those lyrics to be the worst filler lyrics.

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k, nuff' rambling, here:

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ACT 4

Location: Some rocky mountain near-ish to Mordor

Frodo is on the ground in the middle. Sam tends to him

Frodo says "Sam... It's so... so heavy..."

Sam says "What is Mr. Frodo?"

Frodo says "What do you think, you dimpo."

Sam says "The ring?"

Frodo says "No! My cape! This thing is like, completely chainmail!"

Sam looks confused

Sam says "But chainmail is made out of hard metals, just because it's made of small rings fastened together intricately doesn't mean it's chainmail, sir."

Frodo says "Knitters..."

Sam says "Shall I take the cape, master Frodo?"

Frodo says "Get your own.

Sam touches his cape thoughtfully

Sam says "Erm..."

Frodo says (almost aggressively) "What?"

Sam says "Nothing. You should get some sleep or food."

Two large eyes pop up behind a rock

Ominous music plays (dun dun dun)

Gollum says "Hello... precious..."

Sam is repulsed

Gollum jumps down to Frodo and Sam with a cloak in his hand

Gollum says "We heard everything... we have a cloak master... It's made of FLAX... it is very light master..."

Sam says "Go away Stinker! Slimer! Slinker!"

Frodo says "Shut up Sam! I need a new cloak anyhow!"

Gollum says "You can have it master... we will trades it for the precious...

NARRATOR SAURON says (singing Drake) "Don't do it, please don't do it! If one of us goes in then we all go through it!"

Frodo says (looking at Sauron) "What?"

NARRATOR SAURON says "Oh never mind."

Sam says "But ! You know you're about to trade the largest evil in the world, the thing that is everyones downfall, every greed, pain, sadness, all this concentrated destructive power, the soul of the dark LORD, and the one weakness we all feel in out blackened hearts for a CLOAK?!"

Frodo says "I'm aware."

NARRATOR SAURON says "Le gasp! Man, I never liked Frodo much. He's seriously fine with trading the one ring for an itchy flax cloak? Ppphhht, thats my soul you're gambling with, sonny. Wow..."

Sam says "Master! You-"

Sam runs to Frodo and grabs the chain off his neck, then runs off stage with it. He is followed by Gollum. A spotlight focuses on Frodo and Frodo begins to cry melodramatically in a heap.

NARRATOR SAURON says "Crybaby..."

Frodo cries hysterically and the curtains close.