AN:
Awesome! Thirty-three more questions! The Varia had upgraded to white bread instead of corn-bread.
From: Sannin-Sango
Xanxus: Would you please like meow like once for me? You always remind me of a cute little domestic house cat for some reason...
Xanxus: You dare saying that in front of my face, woman, and you are dead.
Squalo: He says 'no'.
From Sannin-Sango
To Mammon: I have deposited the money and thank you for the removing of the hood. Now onto my next question, what do you think of the oh so somewhat loveable froggy, Fran?
Mammon: -grumbles and counts the money- I'm never taking off my hood again. I don't like that kid that much. Something is weird about him, and I don't think he likes us very much either. And he is always with Bel. –more grumbles-
From: Sannin-Sango:
To Fran and Bel: So how do you two feel about being paired up romantically? And Bel, how do you feel about being topped by Fran?
Fran: …
Bel: …
Fran: Senpai, if you are so into me, you could have told me instead of pretending to be a fan and posting this.
Bel: Ishishishishi, think about it one more time and the prince will cut you into pieces. And to whom ever it may concern, I wouldn't even want to stay in the same room with that frog for ten minutes, let alone doing…that!
From: Sannin-Sango
To Squalo: So mean, I would never put superglue in your hair. Still how much did it hurt to cut off your hand? And what the hell were you thinking when you did?
Squalo: To tell you the truth, I think I was drunk when I did that. But this mechanical hand is much more useful than the old one. It can slash at blind spots that a regular hand can't reach.
From: Sannin-Sango
To Levi: No, no you are ugly don't argue. I have flawless logic so don't argue. And dude umbrellas are not manly at all. How did you feel when Lambo almost kicked your butt in front of boss?
Levi: I'm older thank you, I must the right! Umbrellas are very manly. They represent beauty, justice, and wealth. And at least I did not lose in the end.
Bel: Says the grownup who was fighting a five-year-old while we fought Tuna and his friends.
Levi: …Isn't it 'Tsuna'?
Bel: No, the prince is pretty sure it's 'Tuna'. The producer likes to follow the fish trend names, like Squalo's name.
From: Sannin-Sango
For everyone: Anyone hates me yet?
Xanxus: You are nothing more than a mere piece of trash.
Lussuria: Now, now, boss~ Don't degrade the person who is paying us~ That's not nice~
Fran: I have no opinions.
Mammon: -counting his money-
Bel: Mammon, the prince wants to go for sushi again.
Squalo: VOIIIIIII, you may NOT braid my hair.
Levi: I hate you. You think I am ugly.
From: Hone-Onna Killed Ren
To everyone: When was the last time any of you sang your character song?
Squalo: …
Bel: The first and last time that Lussuria convinced us to go to a karaoke place.
Xanxus: …
Mammon: …
Levi: …
Lussuria: Oh come on guys~ It was that bad~
Fran: For the records, I think Bel-senpai's song was the worst. He has the worst voice, worst lyrics, and kept singing off key. I think only that robot sang with all his heart.
Bel: Don't you start again you stupid-
Fran: Ah, my poor ears. Just hearing your voice makes them bleed. Here, have a bucket over your head. It helps you hear your voice better and makes you look a little hideous than you already are.
From: rebornluver93
To Xanxus: What is your favorite alcoholic drink?
Xanxus: Red wine, the ones that I've kept in my cellar for a long, long time.
From: rebornluver93
To Lussuria: How in the hell can you stand such damn dirty people? They are just too damn dirty. Like all of the blood being on the walls, ground, and even the ceiling done by Bel. Broken wine glass done by Xanxus and the trash that was thrown at Squalo. I bet you that their rooms are really trashy. I would die.
Lussuria: Actually, our castle is barely that messy~ I do a lot of cleaning, and each of the Varia members, besides the boss, of course, has their own chores to do. Mammon-dear's room is always spotless~ But I wonder if he really cleaned it, or if it's just illusions~ Bel-dear's room would look a lot better if he toss away some of those ripped stuffed animals sitting on the carpet~ Fran's room is probably the messiest out of all of ours~ Partly because he doesn't give a care about the Varia, and partly because Bel tries to trash his room all the time~ Kids are so playful these days!
From: rebornluver93
To Bel: How in the world can you think that Fran is not cute? I want to hug Fran.
Bel: Ishishishishi, if that un-cute frog considered cute, then the whole world would be movie stars (except for Levi).
Fran: Ah, it looks like I've overestimated the number of brain cells you have, Bel-senpai.
Bel: Ishishishishi, want to die?
Fran: No thank you. Not interested in starring in your newest psychodrama, Bel-senpai. To all of my fans, off my mind right now, be back in five minutes after fake prince stops PMSing.
From: rebornluver93
To Fran: How in the world can you think that Bel is not cool? I want to hug Bel, but I know that I would be dead.
Fran: Aside from being narcissistic, ignorant, dependent, conceited, egotistic, lazy, irritating, having anger management problems and no other comebacks except for 'because I'm a prince', he is actually okay. Actually, I take that back.
From: rebornluver93
To Squalo: How hard is it to train Yamamoto? I believe that he should take baseball over fighting any day. At least, he has a less chance of getting killed in baseball. How dare you not think about his safety first?
Squalo: VOIIIIIII! Training that kid is hard! He is too carefree sometimes and won't listen to what I say! As one of Vongola Tenth's core guardians, if lacked the skills to defend himself let alone the Tenth, he would be dead in minutes!
From: rebornluver93
Mammon: How do you say your name? Another question, how much money have you collected ever since you have started?
Mammon: MAH-men. The amount remains private. Others might come after me and try to take my money.
From: Tateno Atsukino
For everyone: Alright...I have question for all of you. If you can choose a job, what job would you take? (Except Mafia, KHR Actor and
King/Prince) And why do you choose it?
Xanxus: -ignores the question-
Squalo: VOIIIIII! Definitely a sword mentor!
Bel: Ishishishishi, a prince of course.
Mammon: The asker said no king or prince, Bel. I would be a banker, and is probably going to end up taking all their money without them knowing it.
Fran: A speaker of creative arts.
Bel: In other words, a lame downright insulter, otherwise know as a smartass, ishishishishi.
Levi: A model to show the world my handsome body.
Lussuria: Oh~ So many choices~ I would choose from being a designer, baker, or hair stylist!
From: hp23
To Xanxus: Um yeah did you know that if you take the Xs from your name it spells anus (if you feel the urge to throw something throw it at Squalo PLEASE) and also just wondering, if you had to teach a class what would it be (either way I would still be in that class) also did you know liger were bred for their skills in magic?
Xanxus: …
Squalo: …
Xanxus: -throws a glass at Squalo's face-
Squalo: ACK!
Xanxus: A Latin teacher. Because almost no people take that class. –ignores last statement-
From: Tsuki-No-Ouji
To Xanxus: If Squalo allows, will you braid his hair?
Xanxus: No. I wouldn't touch that trash.
From: Tsuki-No-Ouji
To Bel: Where did you keep all those knives?
Bel: Ishishishishi, the prince keeps them in the dead corpses buried in his closet. Doing so gives the knives a menacing scent that intimates opponents.
Mammon: …really? –unimpressed-
Bel: No. The prince actually keeps them under his pillow and in his jacket.
From: Tsuki-No-Ouji
To Mammon: Why did you wear a hood?
Mammon: I wear a hood because of two reasons. First of all, Levi's ugliness blinds sensitive eyes, and that includes Lussuria, Bel, and myself. Second of all, I can pretend I am listening when I am actually asleep when having a conference with the boss. The meetings usually last for several hours.
From: Tsuki-No-Ouji
To Lussuria: Why do you like Ryohei so much?
Lussuria: Oh~ Who doesn't love Ryohei? He is such a good looking boy, and has a nice body too~ But I would like it so much better if he was dead~
From: Tsuki-No-Ouji
To Squalo: Would you let Xanxus braid your hair?
Squalo: NO! No one gets to braid my hair after the Bel and superglue accident! VOIIIIII! If you people keep asking, I might as well just shave my head bald!
From: Tsuki-No-Ouji
To Levi: How does it feel like to be UGLY?
Levi: FOR THE LAST TIME, I AM NOT UGLY!
From: TnM aka Touya no miko
To everyone: What if Tsuna and his guardians were born as attractive girls? In fact, what is your ideal lover?
Mammon: No one would care if they're born as girls. They'll probably be easier to beat if their emotions get in their way all the time.
Fran: Sexist much?
Lussuria: My ideal lover would be good looking, and has to be a Sun guardian~
Bel: The prince's ideal lover must not be a peasant, unlike the majority of the characters in this show.
Fran: The special person has to hate Bel-senpai, who is a complete ass.
Xanxus: Not interested in dating.
Squalo: VOIIIIII! Someone who isn't too clingy or clumsy!
Bel: The prince feels sorry for whoever that dates you. That person would be deaf five years later after marriage, ishishishishi.
Levi: Whoever loves me with all her heart, of course!
Mammon: I'm not looking for anyone right now.
From: TnM aka Touya no miko
To Squalo: What was it like in mafia school? Did you pick on Dino a lot when you were kids?
Squalo: VOIIIIIII! Mafia school? You mean the place where people trained us to look more mafia-like to film the show Reborn? It was horrible! It wasn't a school at all, just hell with fluorescent lightings! The food there is also disgusting, all they had were soggy french-fries and lumpy milkshakes! And I didn't know Dino until I went to Japan for the Ring battle fir the first time.
From: Reborny
To Xanxus: WHY DO YOU THROW GLASSES OF WHINE AT MY POOR SQUALO?? If you don't stop abusing him, I'll... *tackles him and tries to suffocate him*
Xanxus: As far as I am concerned, that piece of trash is his own person and isn't owned by anyone. –gets out his gun and shoots his attacker three times-
Lussuria: Errrr, technical difficulties here everyone~ Be back in a few minutes! –calls for an ambulance-
Levi: Meanwhile, enjoy this long documentary on Fran's life.
Fran, whose full name is Fran and also known as 'Fran', was born in a place called Fran Street, Franland, where everyone was named Fran and were forced to name their kids 'Fran'. He had a shitty mother named Fran and a drunkard father named Fran. He also had a dog named Fran, just like every other fucking dog in Franland.
One day, when he was walking down Fran Street (the 2257th one), he saw two stupid-looking guys in fur coats and skinny jeans. One looked like a shark with a silver wig and clothes, and the other was a blonde mop of bastardassery. The two politely asked him to join a 'fun killing club where fun and killing happens' club, and Fran politely declined.
This continued for a year or so until the two stupid-looking guys in fur coats and skinny jeans showed him a picture of the infamous Levi in a bikini and make him pass out due to the ugliness.
And then-
Squalo: VOIIIIII! Fran, what is this?!
Fran: It's a documentary about me written by me, duh.
Bel: Ishishishishi, you wrote this?
Fran: Sorry, don't do autographs.
Lussuria: Okay~ Everything is fine now~ Our questioner just returned from the hospital~
From: Reborny
To Squalo: CAN I PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE HUG you? pleasee please please please please please plese?!? I'm your female version, I'm as loud as you and I'm your biggest fan on earth!
Squalo: NO. And I hear 'I'm your biggest fan' every. Single. Day.
From: Reborny
To Bel: Why are you so skinny? …Do you eat well?
Bel: Do you rather want the prince to be overly obese then? Ishishishishi, I have trouble eating the things that Squalo brings home, I don't trust whatever Levi makes, I'll never consider eating froggy's meals, and Lussuria only occasionally makes good meals to me. Sometimes Mammon takes me to restaurants to prevent me from starving, ishishishishi.
From: Reborny
To Fran: Are you dating M.M.? And can you slap Bel?
Fran: No. She is very annoying and treats me like a child. I am not interested in older woman, not to mention the greedy ones. As for your question, I'll be glad to.
From: Reborny
To Levi: I WUV YOU~ you're a cutie bear, but I don't love you as much as I love Squalo. Why do you always follow Xanxy-Baka?
Levi: As much as I am flattered by your praise, I will not tolerate any bashing of the boss around here. He is the only one I will follow, and I have dedicated my life to serve him.
From: Reborny
To Lussuria: Can you bake me a cake?
Lussuria: Oh of course~ After I am done with all these missions and filming and things~ It's nice to know that someone besides the Varia likes my cooking~
From: Hone-Onna Killed Ren
To everyone: I just realized something. Can't you guys just use Mammon's fortune?
-all Varia members' eyes turn on the former Arcobaleno-
Mammon: Fortune? Ahaha…what fortune?
Bel: The money that you collected from everything people do?
Mammon: Maybe I spent all of it on you and your craving for those five star restaurant food.
From: REBORN!!!IS…
For everyone: What do you guy's think of yaoi...and you can't hurt me because I'm under the H.P.N (Hibari protection network)
Levi: What's 'yaoi'? Is it some kind of new cake?
Lussuria: Oh no, dear~ It's nothing much~
Levi: What is it?
Lussuria: It's only boy plus boy pairings~
Squalo: …
Bel: …
Mammon: …
Fran: Bel-senpai, it is okay to be gay. I understand, even as an educated straight person, unlike you.
Bel: Ishishishishi, you are one step closer to death, froggy.
From: REBORN!!!IS…
For Bel: Have you ever thought that you should be the boss?
Bel: Ishishishishi, the prince is too lazy for that kind of responsibility. And the boss would brutally murder me for suggesting an idea like that in front of him. I value my life, so no.
From: REBORN!!! IS…
Mammon: If I have a hit on somebody, how much would I have to pay you? (you're a hitman right?)
Mammon: -sighs- Not interested in killing people at the moment. Go ask Prince the Ripper over there if you want to. Yes, I am a hitman.
AN:
Oh no! It turns out that instead of buying white bread like the good little boy he is supposed to be, Fran went off buying crack and put it in everyone's drinks! The following chapter's answers would be distorted and strange! Ask at your own risk!