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The (Pen)ultimate Albus/Gelert Love Song
By stealacandy
A/N: yes, still un-Beta-ed.
Song is based on an old death song from the 60's, called "Tell Laura I Love Her" about a kid that wanted to get married but didn't have money for a wedding ring, so he signed on a car race and died when his car overturned.
Disclaimer: I own the lyrics. However, it's not something to be proud of, so I'll disclaim them anyway. go on, publish them without my consent, I give it to you now. If that makes any sense to you at all.
- Dellirium. Err, mo, I meant.
The Albus ang gelert Love Song:
Albus and Gelert were lovers
He wanted to give him everything
Rule the world, subjugate the muggles,
and most of all, a wedding ring (A/N: probably with the Deathly Hallow set in it... but it doesn't rhyme.)
(He thought:)
"Well, Gelert, I love you;
"Well, Gelert, I need you;
"Well, Gelert, don't you cry,
"My love for you never die!"
I
They planned to take a world-round tour;
Forbidden knowledge was the lure:
Gathering followers the world around,
And change the future - the plan was sound!
(Pum pum pum pum)
But then his little brother came;
They had some words about his aims:
"You've got to stop, it's not a game"
And Albus would never be the same.
(Pum pum pum pum)
Gelert challenged Aberforth to a duel -
He's always been a hot-headed fool -
He started hexing left and right,
While poor Ariana was cowering in fright.
(Pum)
No one knows what happened that day:
How the three got carried away;
And in the end, foul magic struck
And Ariana ran out of luck:
(Tum tum tum tum)
Dumbledore was quite upset;
How'd it happen he couldn't get
Laying blame he always kept
Revenge on his Gelert, to seek he set:
(Pum pum pum pum:)
"Tell Gelert I hate him,
"Tell Gelert I'll get him,
"Tell Gelert he just wait
"My thirst for revenge, I'll satiate!
I
He caught up with him back in 45;
He cursed him good, but kept him alive,
He locked him deep, and threw the key
And ever since he's been singing out of key:
(Pum pum pum pum)
"Tell Gelert I love him,
"Tell Gelert I miss him,
"Tell Gelert he cannot die
"My love for him will never lie."
A/N: And there you have it. I would have posted a link to the song on YouTube, but fanfiction. net does not allow for links to be posted, so just look it up in the search engin.