Naruto spent the rest of lunch lecturing Ryuuzaki, who looked like he couldn't give two shits about his older brother spazzing out. Kurama shook his head at the older blonde's antics.
"Naruto stop you're proving your hair color to be true." Kurama interrupted when Naruto ran out of things to yell at the youngest Uzamaki about, and started to repeat himself. The crew was cleaning up their mess when the bell rung. Naruto walked slowly to his next class with a depressed aura and his bottom lip poked out in a pout. As he entered his next class the first thing he noticed was that the seat next to the one he always sat in was taken by the long haired pretty boy, and beside him Satan…Sasuke. He tsked and looked around the class to find an empty seat. He could sit next to that girl that always threatens to set everyone on fire, and her best friend with the scary glare. There was a seat opened next to…heaven seemed to be smiling down on him…Hinata. His face lightened up and he skipped over to the shy girl. He plopped down, and she looked up in surprise.
"O-oh N-Naruto-kun….Don't y-you usually s-sit o-over there?" She asked, as she toyed with her fingers, looked in the direction of her cousin, and the raven.
"I would but that ducked-assed emo bastard is over there." He sighed and slouched on his desk.
"D-doesn't that m-make you w-want to go over there more?" She asked as her face heated up.
"Why would I?" he asked confused, and tilted his head to the side.
"W-well there's a-a rumor g-going around that you k-k-k-kissed him." She explained and looked away. Naruto's face turned completely red, and he caught a chill down his spine. He looked up, and most of the girls in the class, and some guys were looking at him.
"T-T-That WASN'T INTENTIONAL?" He yelled and buried his face in his hands, "My stupid little brother tripped me." He added, and slammed his face down on the desk.
"N-Naruto-kun?"
"I'd rather jump off a bridge into the fiery pits of the underworld before I would go within a 2 feet radius of him again, and his soft, stupid lips. It was terrible anyway. He doesn't taste nice or anything." He ranted into his desk half of it muffled by the desk and his arms.
"N-Naruto-kun he's s-staring." Hinata whispered to him.
"Don't look Hinata or you'll turn to stone." He grumbled to her. Where the fuck was the teacher? HE could feel those eyes staring at him. He looked up ready to yell at everyone, and at that moment.
"Helloooo, class. I had to stop and save a kitten and an old lady from a 12 story building that was on fire, and the elevator wasn't working, so I had to climb the windows-"
"LIESSSS." The class yelled in sync. Kakashi sighed and rubbed the back of his head.
"You were probably reading your porno." Naruto added, with a glare.
"Maybe so, but I passed by a certain tree at lunch time by the parking lot to leave, and it looked like two students were in the process of making one." Kakashi said slyly, as he opened the textbook. Naruto's face exploded with color, and he looked away. Hinata was amazed that Naruto could turn, so red. She was gonna have to step it up on her blushing game to keep up with him. Naruto glared at his paper, and willed it to burn. He was wishing for time to fly, or for some excuse to leave the class, when there was a knock on the door. The door opened to reveal his brothers,"Kaka-sensei, we have come to retrieve our brother. We're being checked out early for Ryuuzaki's injury, and a situation our father would like to address with Naru-chan." Kyuubi said with a devious smile. Ryuuzaki stared at him with the most smug face imaginable. Naruto's face went from red to white, and his eyes got wider than saucers.
"P-Papa came?" he asked, as his mouth dried. At this point Ryuu full out smiled impishly, and it scared Naruto even more.
"He's absolutely livid." Ryuuzaki spoke up,"About my hand." Naruto let out a sigh of relief until Ryuuzaki added,"Maybe." Kurama handed Kakashi the note from the office, and motioned for Naruto to follow. Naruto slowly packed his things, and stood up.
"Any day now." Kurama huffed. Naruto sighed, and looked away from the door, and made eye contact with Sasuke, who was looking at him curiously.
"This is entirely your fault." Naruto mouthed to the Uchiha, which earned him a confused glare. He headed towards the door. He followed his brothers out the door, and down the hall to the stairwell.
"I despise you so much right now, you little spawn of Satan." He told Ryuuzaki, who just peered up at him with a barely noticeable smirk on his lips. They made their way down the stairs, and towards the office. Kurama was the first to enter the office, and held the door for the two blondes following him. Their father turned away from the counter, and smiled at his children. They stopped, and waved. Years of living with him made them experts of reading Minato's body language, and from what they were seeing someone was going to die.
"I've already checked you all out. Do you have all your things?" he asked, and they nodded affirmative. "Good let's go." He chirped. The teens followed behind him in a line like chicks following their mother. "Dad, my car." Kurama reminded him.
"Don't worry your mother took it." Minato assured him. Kurama gave him a confused look,
"But I have the keys." He said.
"We have a copy of the key to everything you all own that has a lock." Minato informed them. The three stared at him, and suddenly no longer felt as though they had any privacy or secrets. They made it to their father's car, and got in when he unlocked the doors.
"So Ryuu-chan, who is the child that did this to you?" Minato asked as he backed the car out.
"Sousuke Uchiha." Ryuuzaki muttered.
"An Uchiha, hmmm? Something tells me I'll be getting a call from Fugaku later, you know, you're mother is very good friends with Mikoto Uchiha. They used to live here. It's a shame they only have two sons." He said happily.
"Umm dad they have three?" Kurama corrected.
" .Long" Minato said his smile never dropping.
"Naru-Chan~" Minato practically purred out, as he looked through his mirror at his second oldest. The blonde stiffened, and met his father's eyes.
"Y-yes, P-papa?" He asked.
"Do you remember what I told you on the your twelfth birthday?" he hummed.
"Happy Birthday."
"Not that."
"Ummm, I love you."
"Nu-uh"
"You're getting bigger."
"Naruto." Minato deadpanned.
"Ummm not to kiss, or get physical with anyone or else I'll get cooties, and die then in the rare case that I didn't you'd make sure I never saw the light of day again, and you'll murder the bastard that defiled my innocence." Naruto recited.
"AH so you do remember, so can you tell me why I received this?" he growled as he tossed his phone into the back seat.
"That was Ryuuzaki's fault, he pushed me into that emo bastard, and it was an accident."
"SO you're blaming your brother for your own actions."
"Dad it's the truth. Ryuuzaki is a total troll." He whined.
"Naruto, we'll discuss this, when I return from getting Ryuuzaki's hand looked at." Minato told him, as he pulled into the driveway. Kurama and Naruto got out of the car, and Naruto sighed in exasperation. Naruto watched as their father pulled off, and made his way to the door. When he opened it he came face to face with his mother, as she pounced on him, knocking him over. "Noooo my baby is growing up too fast." She whined.
Naruto sighed, What was wrong with his family.