Fish-egirl: Hello all!
Patty: HI!
Liz: Hey.
Grey: Hey
*ALL GASP*
Grey: What?
Together: Your. Not. Wearing. Pants.
Grey: Oh crap.
Patty: Fish-egirl owns nothing but the story(s)!
Nosebleeds Chapter 4
Have you ever gotten a nosebleed?
I have.
And trust me, they're not fun.
Some people get them often; I think that's called conical nosebleed symptom or something.
Or they get them from hitting their head/face aria.
But, no, that's not how I get them.
Nope. Not me. Not the magnificent Luke. Nope. Not me.
I get them a different way.
One that I'm not too proud of…
Let me explain.
Here, let's hypothetically say that Lucy went to have a shower.
And let's say that she hypothetically left her keys on the side table in the hall, right in front of the bathroom.
And let's hypothetically say that she just happened to walk out of the bathroom in only a towel.
Well, that's when I get nosebleeds.
Lucky for me Lucy didn't notice.
Lucky for me it was only a little bit.
Lucky for me Aquarius didn't notice.
Lucky for me it was small enough that I could cover it with my hand.
Lucky for me I don't get them like Natsu.
Lucky for me Lucy doesn't know.
Lucky for me no one knows.
Oh crap.
You know.
Promise you won't tell?
Super-dopper-extra-trooper promise?
Good.
"LUKE!"
Liars.
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Fish-e: We got Grey into some pants just so you know.
Liz: I'm scared for life.
Patty: He's no longer half nude.
Grey: Oh Crap.
Fish-e: ERZA!