Clueless

The rainbow headed group had seen it, all of it. They had noticed their captain was in fact in love (or just completely obsessed) with the teal headed male and her advances were very, very noticeable though the teal head never took notice of it for some reason. Kise and Aomine have had enough and decided to confront him on how he feels for the devil captain.

"Hey Tetsu! You got a minute?" Aomine suddenly asked, walking into Maji Burger as Kuroko indulged himself in his sweet, sweet vanilla milkshake. He shook his head and Aomine and Kise sat in front of him, ready to interrogate.

"Kurokocchi we were wondering what your thoughts on Akashicchi were." Kise said, smiling softly as Kuroko rose a brow, looking up while thinking.

"Akashi-san is very skilled in many things and I admire her for her skills and hard work." Kuroko answered as Kise just stared at him, his face frozen as if he had just met the worlds most clueless person. Aomine sighed and looked at Kuroko with a look of disbelief.

"No, Tetsu, what Kise meant was would you see yourself fucking her or just listening to her bark orders and eye fuck you?" Aomine questioned as Kuroko blinked, tilting his head with a small blush creeping on his face.

"Ah...well...she is attractive, but Akashi-san is too good for me." he muttered, looking down at his lap while biting his lip. Kise and Aomine nearly gasped at the little display he was showing.

"H-he's so...k-kawaii-ssu~!" Kise thought, blushing softly as Aomine narrowed his eyes, clutching the table softly.

"Shit! I think i'm questioning my sexuality! Dammit Tetsu!" Aomine thought, sighing as he looked at Kuroko with a hardened glare. "Dammit Tetsu! Akashi likes you back! Hell the sexual tension is so obvious so just go ask her out!" he shouted, attracting the attention of those in the restaurant. Kuroko blinked and looked away, rather cutely.

"I don't want to ruin our friendship." he said with no emotion as Kise felt like crying right then and there.

"Kurokocchi! Please ask her out! I'll buy you free vanilla milkshakes for a year if she rejects you but please! Please! Please!" he pleaded, getting on his knees, making Aomine blink. "Please make her happy! She's so evil!" he shouted, crying softly with tears streaming down his face as Aomine blinked and shook his head.

"Ah..Kise..."

"You had me at free milkshakes." Kuroko suddenly said in a hardened voice as Aomine blanched. Of course it would only take a bribe to get him to do anything.

KuroAka

Akashi had only gotten out of the shower, wearing her robe as she dried her long crimson hair. She heard the front door and decided to answer it, waving off her butler as she opened the large mahogany doors to reveal the object of her affections, kneeling on one knee while holding a bouquet of flowers. She also noticed her idiotic basketball teammates hiding not so much discretely behind a bush, but paid no mind as she looked at the angel in front of her.

"Akashi-san...I like you...please go out with me." he asked, bowing his head while holding the flowers up, red roses, so beautiful. Akashi smiled and took his hands and pulled him up.

"I want your babies." she said as Kuroko blinked.

"Wait wha-" he started before Akashi dragged him into the estate, slamming the door behind them, a cheery aura around her as she hummed happily.

Meanwhile with the Rainbow Group

"NOOO KUROKOCCHI!" Kise screamed, watching the incident unfold as Aomine grunted.

"Shit...we set him up to be ra-" Aomine started only for Midorima to cover his mouth.

"Idiot! Akashi see's all!" he stated, blinking when Murasakibara's phone goes off. Murasakibara opened it and showed it to the others.

From: Akachin

I know what your doing, so leave before I triple your training.

"Damn poor Tetsu/Kurokocchi/Kurochin/Kuroko..." they all thought as they looked down at the message. Yeah, things won't be the same from now on.

I will be making this a drabble series of KuroAka with FemAkashi from now on. I will gladly take requests.

Pray for the life of Kuroko Tetsuya