61. If you want to see 'Super Rage Femme' in action, lock Foxy and Starscream in a room together.
(Foxy: After that display, Skidz and Mudflap will do anything to avoid getting me mad. Ironhide loved it, Ratchet thought it was ingenious, and Barricade won't stop grinning. Not to mention telling me I'm a 'good femme', and delivering a pat to my head whenever he sees me. XD)
62. If you play a prank on Ratchet, be prepared for a retaliatory prank. The same goes for Ironhide.
(Foxy: Ironhide got me good. Shaved my hair off, and made it look like crap. His excuse? 'It's hair, It doesn't harm her because it'll grow back.' Sadly, he's forbidden me from revealing what I've pranked him with, so all I've got is my prank on the medic. *evil grin*)
(Ratchet: Do it, and I'll make sure humiliation is the least of your worries.)
63. Don't steal Ratchet's wrenches.
(Foxy: Wasn't me, Prowl. I can't even grab one, much less lift one. XD Was probably Sides, Sunny, or Jazz. They like to do senseless stuff like this.)
(Prowl: As do you. *watching her carefully*)
64. Don't fiddle with Ironhide's cannons if you don't know what you're doing.
(Foxy: I like life, so this one wasn't me. There's also the added aspect that I have enough common sense to realize how badly this could potentially go. This one was Skidz, the idiot. He wanted to modify one of Ironhide's cannons to shoot marshmallows as a prank. Turns out, he actually increased the power output of it, while at the same time making it more efficient to fire. Ironhide was furious, and he fired it at Skidz. When it splattered Skidz against the wall of a hangar, 'Hide looked at it for a second, then looked back at Skidz before giving him a smug grin and going off to play with his improved toy. XD I've never seen 'Hide that happy before, it was a little scary.)
65. Bumblebee is always up for a good snuggle.
(Foxy: It doesn't matter if it's three in the morning and you woke him up by accident, if you need a snuggle he's your mech. Best part is, he won't put you down until he thinks you're okay. No amount of trying to tell him you're fine works. You're stuck being cuddled by an adorable yellow 'Bot that's warbling and nuzzling you until he thinks you're feeling better. *sarcasm, while grinning* It's awful. ;D)
66. Don't call the 'Bots 'Robo-Dudes', 'Alien Invaders', or 'Robo-freaks'.
(Foxy: I'll be on your ass so fast you'll think I'm the floor you were sitting on. These 'Bots are family to me, and if you're going to call them shit like that, it pisses me off. Even if you're joking, it's not a joke to me. Keep that in mind, so you don't end up saying something you regret, because I will show you no mercy.)
67. Yes, Foxy has a 'hero complex'. Do not ask her about it repeatedly.
(Foxy: I can't help it, I need to save everyone that's in trouble, there. It's out of my hands. It's my weakness. It gets me into Ratchet's medbay a lot. Like, a lot a lot.)
(Ratchet: *grumbling* More then that.)
68. Barricade and Frenzy have changed sides! Stop calling them Decepticon scum!
(Foxy: I'll vouch on this one. They're both my roomies, and they're awesome. You gotta problem with them, that's a problem with me. And what happens if you've got a problem with me? Ask Starscream. He's still being repaired after we were locked in a room together, and it's been about seven months since then. So... yeah. You're better off accepting my roomies, otherwise I'll show you how good I am at fighting.)
69. Compliment Sunstreaker often.
(Foxy: I swear, compliments are like lifeblood to the dude, he feeds off them. XD I'll always give him sarcastic compliments, and he never realizes it. XD He thinks I'm being serious. That, or he's just got such an ego that he only hears my words, not my tone. XDXDXD)
70. Mirage and Jolt aren't being anti-social, they prefer watching from afar.
(Foxy: Jolt's a nasty fucker though. He's pranked me beyond good more then a few times. XD I've woken up more then once with Cybertronian glyphs painted on the backs of my sweatshirts that say stuff like 'I'm a quadri-nipple triple changer, ask me about it!', or 'I love dogs. For breakfast.', and 'I would absolutely love to be kicked by a 'Bot.', among others. I know it's him, the jerk, but we can't prove that it's him! He's always accounted for!)
71. Jazz gives awesome hugs.
(Prowl:... Why is this a rule?)
(Foxy: Because, as a rule, Jazz gives awesome hugs. It's a rule, Prowl.)
(Jazz: *grins*)
(Prowl: How did you get in here, Jazz? The door was locked.)
(Foxy: Updated rule! Jazz doesn't just give awesome hugs, Jazz is awesome.)
72. The 'Bots think 'Ankle Hugs' are hilarious.
(Foxy: It's our small size. Since we can barely reach to their kneebolts, running and latching onto their ankles while shouting 'Surprise ankle hug!' is hysterical, but only if you catch the 'Bot in a good mood. And they aren't a moving Sideswipe. Or Sunstreaker or Mirage. Even Ironhide's cool with Anna doing it, it's the cutest thing ever. Bossbot's the greatest to do it to though, him and Ratchet. Ratchet'll start laughing, then stomp around until you think you'll fall off before lifting his feet up really high so you go flying into the air. He always catches me when he does it though, so we keep doing it. XD Optimus chuckled a little, then lets you ride around on his foot if he doesn't have meetings to go to. ^^ That's why I always try to find him at the end of a particularly stressful (for him) day. Nothing says 'Feel better' like an ankle hug. XD)
73. Foxy doesn't like it when you follow her into the bathroom while ranting to her, Ratchet.
(Foxy: Thanks for posting this, Prowl. It's gotten to the point where I'm okay with his hologram being on the other side of the shower curtain. That's not a good point to be at.)
74. Do find ways to keep Foxy occupied.
(Ratchet: This isn't as difficult as it sounds. Merely a good number of cardboard boxes, bubble wrap, drawing supplies and a few books are enough to keep her quiet for an entire day.)
(Foxy: My inner child refuses to be crushed. I'm happy about that, because it lets me do fun stuff more easily. Like jumping out of empty shipping crates and shouting 'Surprise jumpscare!'.)
75. Bluestreak loves a good race.
(Foxy: I do too. So do Jazz, Bee, Sides, and Sunny, even though he only races on the road. Primus forbid that his lustrous golden paint be marred by exposed silver metal from a single scratch.)
(Sunstreaker: It is lustrous, isn't it?)
76. Ratchet has claimed Foxy as a pet. He will still deny knowing anything about it.
(Foxy: It won't be long before even the mighty Bossbot will be treating me as a favorite cat, allowing me to sit on his lap and petting me while we plot ways to send the Decepticons packing or create a peace treaty. *evil laughter* Prowl even lets me hide on his lap to escape from Sides sometimes.)
(Prowl: That does not pertain to this rule.)
(Foxy: *smirks* Apparently Ratchet's not the only one who denies they treat me like a favorite pet. I'm currently curled up on Prowl's lap, under the afghan he keeps in his desk. ^^)
77. Que is the only one allowed to call Foxy 'Beth'. All others will be decimated.
(Foxy: My human name is 'Elizabeth'. I go by Lizzie, Liz, Foxy, Foxfire, L-Z, Little Bee, Rage/Super Rage Femme, or Mutt. Nice to meet you, and if you call me Beth I'll rip your innards out through your nose. Kapish? *grins innocently* Sides called me 'Beth' once. I was just about to gut the screaming twin when Ratchet called me off. Dammit. It was actually really funny, too. Right as I was going in with my claws, I heard 'Heel', and the next thing I knew, I was sitting in the brig for attacking Sides.)
78. Fleeing from Ratchet will get you nowhere.
(Foxy: Trust me on this. I've tried it, and if I can't outrun him, no human can. It's easier to just accept your medical exam and get it over with... who the hell am I kidding? Hide, don't run! You're an idiot if you run, hide somewhere he can't reach with his hologram- *falls sideways out of her chair, hit with a tranquilizer dart*)
(Ratchet: *enters and lifts Foxy up, then heads for the door* You're next, Prowl.)
79. Bumblebee likes to watch the human soldiers fish. If you find him watching you, don't be alarmed.
(Foxy: XD My fault, sort of. The 'Bots and me went back to my town for a visit, and my kids wanted Jazz and Bee to watch me fish. XD Not sure why, I always throw them back. Turns out, Bee loves fishing! Scared me shitless when I first found him crouched on the dock behind me. His helm was two inches from my own. XD It was cute, in an 'I-didn't-even-know-you-were-stalking-me' sort of way. XD He freaked Epps out when the first time he did it to him. XD Bee gets so excited when I catch one, it's the funniest thing ever. I've created a monster! XDXDXD)
80. Jazz looks for any opportunity to hold a breakdancing contest.
(Foxy: Unless you want to be sore, humiliated, and possibly concussed from too much head-spinning, avoid even mentioning the word 'break-dancing'. Or implying in any way that you're good at it. He'll show you that you suck. I'm the only one that can even remotely keep up with him, and that's only because I steal some of his moves and incorporate them into my own flow. XD Dude's got more skills then I've got friends, and that's saying something, since I consider the whole world as friends I've never met yet. XD)
Happy Thanksgiving, to those of you who celebrate! :D I'm sorry this one's a bit late, I'm using a borrowed computer and the owner needed it all day yesterday. :( A big thank-you to JoySalvatore1 for favoriting and following my two new stories, and me as well! You're a wonderful person, really you are! That's not the only one who deserves a thank you though, Bunny's daughter is also favoriting and following both me and my stories! Thank you both, very much! It really means a lot to me, and I'm glad you readers are liking these! :D The next chapter of All Cars To Battle should be up soon, same problem as this story. :/ I miss my own computer.