I got bored again...
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Chapter 4 Setting Up and Wall crawling mice
"Dei- Chan!"
Sakura ran as fast as she could with a sprained ankle and tackled the girly boy in a big hug. "Sakura! I thought you were gonna stop calling me that, un!" Deidara whined "It's good to see you too"
A deep chuckle rumbled from the shadows, "What? No hug for me? I'm Hurt"
Sakura let go of Deidara and put her hands on her hips, "I just don't wanna smell like rotten sashimi for the rest of the week"
Deidara snorted "Try sitting next to him in a tiny plane for 4 hours! I was ready to bail!"
"So I had some bad sushi! It was junior year, LET IT GO!"
"No!" Deidara pouted "I couldn't get that stink out of my sweatshirt. My mom made me throw it out!"
Fishy chan rolled his eyes "It was just a sweatshirt, let it go"
"IT WAS MY FAVORITE SWEATSHIRT!"
Sakura patted Deidara on the shoulder "it's okay, Dei-chan"
Itachi cleared his throat and the two ceased fighting to look at him.
"Pranks?"
"Yeah, Yeah" Kisame grumbled, pulling out a laptop from a concealed duffle. He pulled up a window that had a command and a little video cam window next to it.
"What's that for?" Sakura asked, inspecting the screen.
Kisame sighed "these" he pointed "are showing the different rooms where we set our pranks up, and these" he pointed to the command link "are for, wirelessly, setting off the pranks".
Deidara shrugged "there are some things we have to do ourselves though, like knocking on the doors, opening windows, randomly, running around in the shadows, and things like that."
"there are others, but we don't want to permanently scar our readers by delving into those plans" Itachi finished
Sakimono: THANKYOU!
Sakura frowned "are you sure there aren't any 'pee your pants' pranks we can use? What's the best you got?"
Itachi sighed "There is one" he replied, shifting his weight to his other foot "but that takes some time to set up. It'll have to wait till we've done everything else."
"Fine"
Deidara pumped his fist into the air "Lets get started!"
Sakura looked down at her outfit and groaned "Houston, we have a problem"
Itachi looked down at her clothes "You need something black"
Kisame just sat there with a look on his face that clearly said 'no shit, sherlock'.
Itachi took off his sweatshirt and handed it to Sakura "your jeans are fine, but you might want to go in socks"
Sakura slipped off her her shoes and pulled the sweatshirt over her head. It was a bit large for her so she had to push the sleeves up a little.
"You guys ready?" Deidara asked, grinning, evilly.
Sakura pulled the sweatshirt around herself. It smelled like Itachi, simply intoxicating. Itachi snapped his fingers in front of her to dat her out of her daydream.
"Yeah, we're ready" Itachi replied.
Kisame held out some earpieces. "they're better than walkie talkies, not as loud and not as bulky" he explained.
They each took one and put it in their ear. "I'll be here, setting off traps and telling you where people are and such" Kisame continued.
"Sure" Sakura replied "so what first,?"
"Sasuke and His friends" Deidara replied.
Itachi beckoned for her to follow him and Deidara. He crossed to the other side of the basement and opened the door to the first level. They were in a long hallway.
Can you hear me?
"yes" they whispered back
good. Keep going down that hallway until you reach another on your right, turn there.
They all walked down the hallway and made a right.
You there?'
"Yeah, Un" Deidara hissed
Okay, now go down that hallway and sasuke and his friends will be the 4th door on the left, the servants quarters. Just knock on the walls of the rooms next door an stuff, just to get them moving.
Itachi and Sakura took the room to the right of theirs and Deidara took the left.
Sakura made little tapping sounds with her fingers along the wall like there was something crawling around inside of it. Itachi however, had a different strategy. he tapped the wall, sotly at first but growing louder by the second. Sakura heard muffled voices inside the room.
"what the crap was that!?" Naruto Yelled. Sakura suppressed a giggle
She heard Neji snort "this place itself is an antique, it's probably infested with mice and such" He replied,
Sakura heard Deidara knocking on the door "That wasn't bugs, Neji" Shikamaru sighed "tch, so troublesome.
Itachi stomped his way out of the room and over to the door to the room the boys were in, stopping at the door and motioning for Sakura and Deidara to follow him, silently into the next hallway.
Get outta there! They're following you.
"What way?"
go down to the end of that hallway. There'll be a tapestry there. I have it rigged so that bats will fly out from the tapestry and at the guys. You do know Neji's biggest fear, right?
Sakura giggled "Bats"
Deidara shrugged "well that's ironic, considering the bat's like, the birds cousin, right? un"
"Nope" Sakrua replied " What grade are you getting in science?"
Deidara fidgeted, "Um...D plus?"
Sakura sighed.
Itachi sped up. "Here they come"
End chapter 4
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