Chapter 4

Byakuya was sitting on the couch writing in a notebook when Renji walked in to bother him. He sat next to him and tickled his feet laughing when Byakuya whined. After a few more minutes of tickling Byakuya kicked him and growled at him to stop and Renji did but then he started poking him which annoyed Byakuya even more.

"What do you want?" he growled

"What are you doin?"

"Making house plans" Byakuya flipped his notebook over and showed Renji "We need to go house hunting soon my little condo won't do forever especially since you want two kids."

Renji turned so he was sitting in front of Byakuya "Yeah. So how many rooms you got?"

"A lot. See look" he pointed to the little boxes on his notebook "We need a room, the kids need a room each that's three, I need an office, that's four, we'll need a guest room for Shiro cuz he's stayin in L.A. for a while and I know he can't stay with Ichigo the whole time, so that's five, we'll need a huge kitchen and a giant dinning room for all the parties, we'll need a huge back yard for the kids to play in and for cook outs, we'll need a big living room, the kids need a play room and I think that's it"

"That's a lot of money."

"I know but look you make a lot of money and so do I and maybe we could buy a fixer upper and you could fix it and I'll give you lemonade in my short shorts" Byakuya smirked

Renji laughed "As fun as that sounds that's still gonna be expensive."

Byakuya huffed "I know" he set his notebook on the coffee table and then straddled Renji

"What is it?" Renji said knowing Byakuya only straddled him out of the blue when he really wanted something he knew Renji would disagree with.

"Why does it have to be something?" Renji lifted an eyebrow "Ok...I've been thinking and I think I want a baby."

"What?" Renji was confused Byakuya hated kids it took two years of begging just for Byakuya to agree to adopting now all of a sudden he wants a baby. "I'm confused"

Byakuya looked down at his hands a habit of his whenever he was about to tell something about himself that he doesn't usually tell "Well since we got married and a few months before that...okay since you proposed I've been thinking about how much you mean to me and how much you do for me and how much I do for you and it just doesn't add up."

"What do you mean?"

"Like...I don't know like you're always there for me and even when I'm acting like a total bitch you're still there. No one's ever done that for me before. And you think I'm perfect but we both know I'm not. And you treat me so nice but I'm not always nice to you. And you spoil me but not with like clothes and stuff but with affection and time. No one's ever done that either. And sometimes I just wonder why me. Like why do you love me so much. There are millions of people men and women a like who'd fall on their knees just to please you. And cook for you. I can't even boil water right. And they'd rub your feet. And brush your hair. Well I do that but you know what I mean. Out of the billions of people who deserve your love why did you choose me?" Looked up at Renji with tears in his eyes "I just don't get it."

Renji laughed a little and wiped Byakuya's face "This is why I love you."

"What?"

"I'm gonna tell you a story."

"Okay?"

"Ten years ago I saw this man and he was gorgeous I mean beautiful he had these alluring grey eyes and this lovely black hair, although it was short back then, and God, did I want him but there were a few problems. One he was my about-to-be Dad's soon-to-be wife's best friend so there was that and two he was ten years older than me. But I didn't give up there were two hatin ass pigeons on my side always doubtin me but its cool though cuz in the end I won but I'm not gonna give it away. So as the years went by I got closer and closer to this majestic creature but I was still so far away. I wanted to get to know him so bad because he was absolutely perfect and then one day five years ago the day came where I could be captain save-a-hoe. We were having a party and he got fucked up and he needed a ride home so me and my trusty steed offered him a ride home and we took him home and tucked him in his warm bed and we left we did a good deed to the most perfect man in the whole universe. Then the most awesome thing happened..."

Byakuya smiled "What happen?"

"He called me. It was awesome I was soooo happy like if-I-met-Beyonce happy but I didn't show him that I played it cool. I asked him on a date, we hung out that day, he wanted me to fuck him he was so eager for the dick but I said 'no" he put his hand on Byakuya chest as if to push him away "I don't get down like that not on the first date I don't even know you' but then he kissed me right on the cheek it was like I was on a cloud. Then after six months of dating in secret -I wanted him to myself for a while- my dream came true, I could finally call him my boyfriend. I could hold his hand and kiss him and hug him and we could have sex and it was everything I fantasized about and more I mean lets be real here I had been jackin of to this guy since the day I met him so a hand job would do for me but anyway we dated for a little over four years after that and he just got more and more perfect as time went on. I noticed one of his canines were chipped and that made his smile even more perfect than it was. And one of his hands is just a little bigger than the other but that just makes holdin his hand more special. And his hair" Renji sighed "its a mess when he wakes up and when he gets it wet that just makes it more alluring." Renji pushed Byakuya's hair behind his ear "There are a million things that aren't always right about him but that makes him even more perfect. Oh I almost forgot he has this temper oh it gets bad sometimes. Sometimes he throws things or he'll scream at me but I'm not scared cuz I know it's just cuz he's used to people backing down from him but not me I'm not them. They used him. They didn't know him. They didn't want to know him. They didn't cherish him not like me. They didn't love him not like me. But here comes the best part of this story where I win. So I love this perfect man so much and you know what I do?"

"What?"

"I propose and he completes my life when he says yes to spending the rest of his life with lil ol' me and there is no one on this earth happier than me."

Byakuya smiled "I love you." he leaned in to kiss Renji

Renji kissed him back "I love you, too and actually you do get on your knees just to please me."

Byakuya laughed and hit Renji with a pillow "Shut up" he kissed Renji again and then sighed "Sometimes I wanna have a baby for you." he said quietly

"Well you can't you have a dick" Renji laughed when Byakuya glared at him "Bya, baby, you may not know this but I love you and I need you just as much as you need me and you having a miracle baby isn't gonna make me love you anymore or any less well actually I probably wouldn't stop hitting that until I don't want anymore kids and that could be after millions of kids and then we could be on tv '27 and counting with the magic man'..ouch" Renji rubbed his arm where Byakuya pinched him "Too far?"

"Too far" Byakuya answered

"Okay well you know I'm just joking babe I love you and if you think a baby will make me love you more then we shouldn't have one."

"I know and I thought about that so then I thought there was a time in my life where I did want a baby and I wanted that baby to be happy. I wanted someone to raise in a stable environment. And for the longest time I just wanted something to love me as much as I love it. And now I want a baby because I want us to have something to raise from start to finish like from scratch."

"Like cake?"

"You know what I mean" Byakuya sighed "I want to adopt I would love to make two children as happy are you were when Kisuke adopted you and the twins but they'll already have they're own views on life. I wanna have a baby so we can control who has influence on their lives and how they see the world."

"I understand what you mean now."

"And I'm not saying we should have the baby now or anything we should adopt first just so we have some kind of idea on parenting plus I would like to get to know the kids first before getting a baby and about adopting I think we should wait a year before we adopt I kinda wanna bask in the glory of being a newlywed."

"You just wanna have lots of sex."

"That too but we do have to find a house and schools and other shit like that so we should wait."

"Okay but we shouldn't wait that long one of us is almost 40."

Byakuya punched Renji in the chest "Fuck you, Renji"

"With pleasure."

Renji walked into Ichigo and Grimmjow's office and plopped in the chair next to the door. He sighed loudly. When no one answered he sighed loudly again.

"Hello I'm distraught, friends" Renji said hanging his head back

Ichigo rolled his eyes "What, Renji." Ichigo said without looked up from his paperwork

"I've been house shopping with Bya all day and Bya said no games until we find something." Renji whined "Meaning no sex til a house appears outta nowhere" Renji huffed "I want some ass so bad."

Ichigo rolled his eyes again. "Weren't you just complaining that it was too much?"

"Its hard to go from all the time to none of the time."

"Shut up Renji" Byakuya walking into the office "Its not like I'm happy with my decision but sometimes you have to cut things off to get work done."

"Cut what off are we cuttin off dicks cuz I got one we can start on" Shiro said walking in behind Byakuya

"Red and Bya are looking for a house" Ichigo said still not looking up

"Doesn't Ms Sandy have a house up in the hills" Shiro said

Renji was confused then he remembered "Oh my God, Shiro, you're right."

"Who's Ms Sandy?" Ichigo asked finally looking up

"The only mom you liked remember she always said 'I'm not here to be yo mom I'm here to be yo friend' and she took us everywhere."

"Yes" Ichigo said "She was awesome"

"I was talking to her a few weeks ago and she said she moved out of that giant house but she still owns it I'm sure she'd give it to you Red"

"Oh I hope so" Renji said turning to Byakuya "The house is beautiful and I think you'll like her."

They all went to look at the house on the hill and luckily for Renji Byakuya loved the house it was everything they were looking for the only problem was it was a little far but the deal they got on it helped ease the pain. The house needed a little fixing but it was a dream. It had a huge master bedroom with a giant walk in closet on the right and a bathroom on the right, also upstairs were three bedrooms and another bathroom. Down stairs there were two more bedrooms and another bathroom. The kitchen was huge, which made Renji happy, the dinning room was big enough for all of their friends and family and more, they had a family room. Outside they had a pool and a pool house which had two rooms in it, Shiro proclaimed that would be where he would hide from them, along with the pool they had a big back yard for the kids to play, making that the topping on the cake. The huge walk-in closet already had Byakuya sold and after hearing everything else he was more than ready to move in.

After looking at the house they all went to lunch inviting Grimmjow to meet them there, which came with a lot of teasing from Shrio.

"So how was house hunting?" Grimmjow asked sitting down next to Ichigo.

"It was fantastic" Renji said grinning

"You just had sex didn't you?" Grimmjow said with a laugh

Renji grinned harder "Yeah, its better when you've been denied"

Byakuya rolled his eyes "Could you not act like as starving child who just got fed."

"But I am." Renji pouted "Now what's everyone ordering?"

"Dick" Shiro said with a pout

"If only that was on the menu." Ichigo pouted next to him

"It's right next to you" Shiro said referring to Grimmjow. "Watch it" Shiro got up and ran over to Renji who was across from them.

"Ichigo?" said a familair voice to Renji, Shiro and Ichigo.

Shiro rolled his eyes at the voice while Ichigo and Renji stood up to greet the voice.

"Who's that?" Grimmjow asked looking at the girl

"That" Shiro said looking at her and rolling his eyes again and taking Renji's seat "is Orihime . They were friends when we were in school. I didn't like her. Too ditsy and annoying and I don't believe that good sweet girl act. Oh but did Renji have a thing for little miss perfect. She was his first everything."

"What?" Byakuya said confused, Renji never mentioned her before

"Yeah, she was his first girlfriend, first love, first sexual partner. They got together when we all turned 14 and they broke up after Renji's 19th birthday. He didn't take that to well."

"I thought Renji had a..."

"Crush on you? He did and he told her about it and she helped him with his sexuality she told him it was natural for him to lust after others cuz they were young and horny although I believe she only said it to make it okay for her."

"Why did they break up?" Byakuya asked

"She felt caged, is what she told Ichigo and what I over heard, she had only ever been with Renji and she wanted 'explore' or some shit I believe she just wanted to be with other guys but neither Renji or Ichigo believed me I even saw the hoe wit a guy two days later. Renji believed she was perfect and could do no wrong, Ichigo did too, but I can not and will not be fooled I can see a snake in the grass. Just not when there's dick involved."

Byakuya turned in his chair to look at Renji and Orihime interact to most people it seemed innocent but to Byakuya it looked like something was going on. "When was the last time Renji spoke to her?" he kept his eyes on them

"I don't know a couple years ago he had seen her at a coffee shop a few days before he moved here. The weird thing is he didn't tell anyone I only know they saw each other cuz I was gettin Chipotle with friends from school. I figured he didn't want anyone to know so I didn't tell anyone."

"Do you think it was on going or a one time thing?" he said still studying them Ichigo is there too but in Byakuya's mind that doesn't change anything.

"I don't know really it..." Shiro realized something, Byakuya was trying to get information from him so he could put pieces together that don't fit but Shiro won't give him the opportunity to do so. "Hey" he said getting Byakuya's attention. "He doesn't want her he has you plus you're married."

Byakuya gave Shiro a blank stare "She's married" he said making Shiro snap back and look at her hand. "Grimm is married, he fucked Ichigo."

"Hey" Grimmjow said "That was an accident" he kinda lied

"Your husband was married." He looked back at Renji and Orihime "My boyfriend before Renji was married. Marriage means nothing to certain people."

"Renji's not like that."

"But she is." he turned around when he saw Renji,Ichigo and their friend coming back to the table. "They're coming over."

'Yay" Shiro said sarcastically moving back to his seat

"Hey guys" Renji said holding Orihime's hand earning an unnoticed glare from Byakuya "This is Orihime"

"I know who she is" Shiro said with his arms crossed over his chest. "And I still can't and won't be fooled, miss thing" Shiro said looking Orihime up and down

"Shiro be nice" Ichigo said. Shiro looked over to him and they began to have one of their 'twin mind conversations' as they call it.

'I won't be nice cuz she's evil'

'She's not evil, you're crazy'

'I might be crazy but that bitch evil' Shiro rolled his eyes and looked on the other side of the room.

Ichigo rolled his eyes "Don't mind Shiro, you know how he is."

"I'm not afraid of Shiro anymore" she said sweetly "I know he's just rough around the edges he just needs love."

"Bitch, I got love" Shiro said glaring at her.

"But aren't you getting divorced?"

Shiro stood up "Who is she to be knowing my business?" He said looking at Renji and Ichigo "Did you tell her that?"

"The streets are awful chatty when the hell raiser from Harlem tears up an apartment."

Shiro jumped at her but was stopped by Renji who was still holding her hand "Shiro calm down" he said

"Why don't stop minding my business and try to figure out where you husband went." Shiro said pointing to Byakuya's empty chair noticing he left a while ago.

Renji looked in the empty spot and dropped Orihime's hand and looked around. he looked at Shiro "Why didn't you say anything?" he snapped at him

"Why didn't you notice?" Shiro snapped back "Maybe you too invested by your married ex-girlfriend? Hmm that sounds about right, don't you think."

Renji glared at Shiro and then went to find Byakuya. He walked past him twice before Byakuya called his name, he was sitting in the car next to the table the whole time. "Why did you leave?" Renji asked getting in the driver's seat to talk to Byakuya.

"How come you didn't notice I was gone til Shiro said something?" he said quietly, Renji opened his mouth but said nothing "And how come you didn't tell me about her?" he looked up and could see Orihime looking at the car more specifically him. "We'll talk about this when we get home." he stepped out of the car silently and walked back to the table sitting down quietly.

Renji sighed and scratched his head he thought he was over Orihime but when he saw her something came back to him he just couldn't tell what. He doesn't know why he didn't notice Byakuya get up and move or why he was holding the woman's hand. He could never understand the things she made him do. He shook his head and got out of the car. He walked over to the table and took his seat next to Byakuya looking over to him apologetically when he moved away from him with his arms crossed.

"Oh don't sit next to him now" Shiro said rolling his eyes and sitting down. "Now that you remember he's there and what not."

"Shiro shut up" Ichigo said sitting down next to Shiro just in case he jumps again.

"No, this is stupid. Don't you have something to do?" Shiro said to Orihime "It looked like you had some shit to do but then you run into.."

"Shiro" Byakuya said calmly looking him directly in the eyes shutting him up. Shiro crossed his arms and rolled his eyes looking the other way.

Orihime smiled brightly letting Shiro know he didn't and can't scare her. "I don't have anything to do I was just taking a walk around my new home trying to find out where everything is."

"Why don't you take a seat"Grimmjow said feeling a little uncomfortable about the girl standing up, but enjoying the show anyway.

"Oh thank you" She said grabbing a chair from the table next to them and pulling it up to them.

"So you live here now?" Ichigo asked

"Yes. I just moved here last month." she said looking at Renji

"With your husband?" Byakuya asked glaring at her then taking Renji's hand that was sitting on the table.

"Yes, with my husband" She said glaring back but only Shiro and Byakuya caught it.

"Oh that's nice we should all have dinner sometime." Renji said

Byakuya and Shiro looked at Renji with dropped jaws. Byakuya rolled his eyes and let go of Renji's hand "Shiro are you thirsty? Lets go get drinks." he stood up

"Yeah, I'm very thirsty" Shiro stood up as well. They walked up to the counter of the small restaurant and asked for drinks. "That is one bold bitch" Shiro said

"I don't like her at all" Byakuya growled

"Neither did Yorichi" Shiro said without thinking

Byakuya looked at Shiro "They've met?"

"Yeah, Renji used to bring Whore-hime -haha I'm funny- to Kisuke's house all the time and Yorichi agreed with me that she's evil."

"Yorichi used to beat up girls like her." Byakuya grinned

"No, that's a bad idea."

"Yeah it is but all my ideas that involve her are bad." Byakuya sighed and grabbed the drinks he ordered for Renji and himself. "Come on Shiro I have a plan."

"Oh yay" Shiro said grabbing Ichigo, Grimmjow, and his drinks.

Byakuya set Renji's drink down in front of him and sat down keeping his eyes on Orihime.

"Here Grimm" Shiro said "I got you strawberry lemonade cuz you know its strawberry." he laughed

Grimmjow laughed earning an elbow from Ichigo "Thanks, Shiro"

"I would of gotten you a drink" Byakuya said to Orihime "but I don't know what you drink."

"Cum" Shiro said taking a sip of his drink.

Byakuya tried not to laugh "Shiro that's mean" he kept the smile on his face though.

"Good to see you're in a good mood" Renji said with a smile

Byakuya smiled and kissed Renji's cheek he looked him in the eye "I'll be happier when we get home." Renji could see the threat in his eyes so he would try his best to behave.

"So whor...Orihime" Shiro said "What is it that you do?"

"I'm stay at home mom"

"Figures" Shiro said sipping his lemonade again. Byakuya smiled trying not to laugh at Shiro.

"Is there some inside joke goin on here that I should know about?" Orihime asked Shiro

"If its an inside joke why would you know?" Byakuya said

"Aren't you a little too old for inside jokes?" Orihime said sweetly or so it sounded to the men at the table who couldn't see through her act.

Shiro's jaw dropped, he was about to say something but Byakuya held his hand up stopping him. Byakuya linked arms with Renji. "I'm not to old for Renji clearly I'm not cuz he fucked me 20 minutes ago."

"Oooo" Shiro instigated

"Just because he had sex with you doesn't mean you're special."

"You're right" Byakuya held his left hand and pointed to his ring finger. "Because I'm so special he put a ring on it." He moved his hand closer to her face "A big fat one. See five whole carats. That's only two carats." he said pointing to her ring

"And how many men threw you away before Renji found treasure in their trash?" she sneered

It didn't phase Byakuya . "How many men did you blow before you realized nobody loves you?"

"Renji loved me"

"And when he 'loved' you he was dreaming about me."

"I can give him a child."

Byakuya's eye twitched he was disappointed she was a woman cuz if she wasn't he would of hit her. "You are so pretty" said instead trying not to attack her "I wonder how long it would take for that pretty little face to crack. I'm sure you already have wrinkles you probably look as old as I should. You do know that I'll look like this til I hit 50. You might be able to give him children but you'll be ugly and old long before he stops loving you. The soul will always shine through to the face no matter what. And you have the ugliest soul I have ever seen."

Orihime glared at Byakuya and then stood up to leave but before she left she turned to Renji and kissed him on the lips and Renji didn't even stop her. Byakuya had to use all control to stop himself from strangling her. He took breaths and glared at her. He watched her stand up smirk at him and then walk away. Renji turned around to look at Byakuya who was behind him. If looks could kill Renji would be a thousand feet under right now.

"Bya" Renji started to apologize

"Home. Now."

Renji knew he was in trouble, he got up slowly and walked to the car knowing Byakuya was behind him. When Byakuya got in the car they drove home quietly.

Shiro smacked his lips "That was our ride."

"Shiro shut up" Ichigo said

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