Chapter 4: Connecting with Friends

RKO: Has anyone heard from Mickie?

ChaingangChamp: Randy, leave her alone. She's fine.

RKO: I can't just leave her alone! That monster kidnapped her and God knows what he's doing to her.

PhoenixRisen: Randy, chill the hell out. She's playing Nurse Mickie. And you're just pissed because she kicked your ass for hurting Glenn.

Dibiase$$: I'm sure she's okay, Randy. Glenn wouldn't do anything to hurt Mickie.

Crossrhodes: Yeah, Randy. Quit being paranoid.

HardcoreCountry: Isn't Ron the paranoid one?

RKO: Mickie! Why did you disappear on us? It's been two days since I heard from you. Where are you?

ConspiracyofTruth: I'm not paranoid, Mickie James.

HardcoreCountry: Randy, I'm still pissed off at you. And I've been hanging out with Glenn a ton. He's actually not bad.

DevilsFavoriteDemon: Thanks for the vote of confidence, Mick.

PhoenixRisen: So are you playing Nurse Mickie?

HardcoreCountry: Depends on how you think about it. ;)

CrossRhodes: Mickie, Randy's going nuts over here. Can't you just call him or something?

HardcoreCountry: Sorry, Cody, but no.

Dibiase$$: I say he deserves a little silence after his stunt.

ChaingangChamp: I agree with you, Ted. That wasn't called for at all. Kane's a decent guy.

RKO: So because I was trying to defend Mickie, I'm the bad guy?

HardcoreCountry: Don't even play that card, Orton. You know why I kicked your ass. Had it been anyone else, who hadn't just finished a match, I wouldn't be so mad.

SESPunk: Hey Mickie. Long time no see.

HardcoreCountry: Phil! OMG how are you?

DevilsFavoriteDemon: Mickie, not that I mind you sitting with me, but can you get up? My leg fell asleep.

RKO: :(

HardcoreCountry: Oh quit your pissy crap, Randy. It's getting old. DevilsFavoriteDemon: I'll get up if you give me incentive. ;)

PhenomLives: Not quite sure what I just logged onto, but Glenn, you be careful.

DevilsFavoriteDemon: Aren't I always? And now that I think about it, I'm perfectly comfortable right here.

HardcoreCountry: Me too. :)

SESPunk: Guys, check out Jericho's new video. It's dedicated to Mick and Kane. Called Watch Me Shine, Mickie.

FozzyForever: I was supposed to plug that, Brooks.

SESPunk: That sucks, now doesn't it? XP

Mizfit: Holy crap, Jericho. Did you get all the clips from the website or what?

PhenomLives: I enjoyed it.

HardcoreCountry: The Undertaker? The Deadman? He actually enjoyed a video? It must be the apocalypse. Mizfit: What website?

DevilsFavoriteDemon: Haha. Nice one, Mickie.

PhenomLives: Very funny, Mickie Laree. Just remember that you have to come back sooner or later. :)

HardcoreCountry: O.O How do you know my middle name?

PhenomLives: I have my ways.

Mizfit: There's a website for you two. It's really good.

HardcoreCountry: Wow, that's cool.

BournetoFly: Hey everyone!

HardcoreCountry: Hey Evan! How's the tag reign with Kofi?

BournetoFly: It's amazing. We have to defend them occasionally, but it's going well.

DevilsFavoriteDemon: PhenomLives: Don't even think about it, Mark.

PhoenixRisen: Aw Mickie, you got the protective type. How nice.

HardcoreCountry: I know, right?

RKO: Mickie, I'm sorry. Please just call.

HardcoreCountry: I'll think about it, Randy. But it's really your fault I'm here with Kane right now. Not that I mind being here.

Raise your hand if you knew Kane played pool!

PhenomLives: *raises hand*

FozzyForever: *raises hand*

Mizfit: *raises hand*

DevilsFavoriteDemon: I've been a pool shark for years, Mickie. Everyone knows how skilled I am.

SESPunk: *cough* Cocky. *cough*

Dibiase$$: Hahaha, nice.

HardcoreCountry: So I was left out of this loop? Unfair.

DevilsFavoriteDemon: You weren't left out of the loop. It just took a while for you to learn that I'm good at pool. And other things. ;)

PhoenixRisen: Oh my gosh what happened? Details Mickie!

RKO: I'm leaving. I feel nauseous.

HardcoreCountry: Oh, go get laid. Maybe your PMS will be gone by then. PhoenixRisen: Trust me when I say it was mind-blowing.

PhoenixRisen: Oh. My. God. You didn't.

HardcoreCountry: No, Beth! Jeez. Just the best kiss of my life.

XtremeDiva: Hey everyone. I hear Kane has a new storyline.

HardcoreCountry: Yep. With me.

XtremeDiva: Wow. They're putting him with the whores now?

DevilsFavoriteDemon: They put me with you, didn't they Amy? And Mickie's not a whore.

CrossRhodes: *snickers*

DiBiase$$: Haha, that was awesome! Props!

PhoenixRisen: That was pretty nice, Kane. I'm surprised.

Mizfit: Haha roflmao.

PhenomLives: True. So very true.

HardcoreCountry: Nice comeback, Kane. Now Lita, go screw Hardy. Or Edge. Or whoever you're sucking off this week.

XtremeDiva: You better keep your mouth shut, Psycho, or you'll regret it.

HardcoreCountry: Bring it on! I'm not scared of you.

SESPunk: OOH! Chick fight!

PhenomLives: My money's on Mickie.

DevilsFavoriteDemon: Same here.

PhoenixRisen: I'm in Mickie's corner.

Dibiase$$: Maybe they'll take their tops off! Don't they do that in Diva matches?

DevilsFavoriteDemon: DiBiase, watch yourself.

HardcoreCountry: DevilsFavoriteDemon: He means no harm, babe. Ted's a friend, all he's ever been and all he'll ever be.

DiBiase$$: Cheers, Mickie.

HardcoreCountry: I gotta go, everyone. Kane's getting that "time to eat" look, and my butt has gone numb from sitting this long. Bye!

(Everyone): Bye, Mickie!