Jacob's Adventure

Chapter 4

"Ahh…." I woke up in Hyrule Castle, not surprised anymore. I smacked my lips together in an attempt to get rid of that awful morning taste, but no luck. I also did it because I was hungry…

"Hm…I eat so much, yet I'm skinnier than a pencil! Oh well, I'll just go down in the grand hall and tell everybody that I'm hungry. I'm a friend of the Princess of Hyrule, so that means someone's going to do things for me that I don't want to, right? Like make me breakfast? Hm…I'll have some scrambled eggs this morning." And so I walked downstairs into the grand hall. No one was there!

"Why isn't there anyone in here to make my breakfast?"

"Well, because you got up at 5:35 in the morning, that's why." Came a voice. I quickly recognized it as Link's.

"Aw, you're kidding me!" I had terrible sleeping habits, and I hoped those would change since I'm in Hyrule. They obviously didn't.

"You know, it helps to blow out the candles next to your bed. That way there's no bright light to irritate you."

"Yeah, I know. But I sleep with a luminous goldfish."

"You sleep with a fish that glows? How did you get it to do that?"

"With great difficulty. I'll tell you how, though. First, by one fish for every different brand of fish flakes and canister of non-toxic neon that you have, along with it's own transparent glass bowl. Carefully place extremely small amounts of neon on each individual flake. Feed them to the fish for 1 month. Observe and record observations. Your experiment is a success depending on whether or not your fishes live long enough for you to find out if the neon-coated fish food makes them bioluminescent or not."

"….."

"That's it. Simple, right?"

"….O…..K….." Link slowly responded.

"So, when's breakfast?"

"At 7:00 to 9:00."

"So why are you down here so early?"

"Oh. To play my Ocarina."

"Hey, can you teach me some songs? I don't have an ocarina anyways, but….yeah."

"Sure. I can get you your own ocarina in an instant."

"Awesome."

"But there's a catch."

"What? Awe, you're with State Farm, aren't you? Is this some scandal so that you can say 'Nationwide is on your side' or 'Nationpam is on your sam' or whatever it is? Really? No, fuck you people. I thought you would get the point when I pulled the Peggy joke last time you called!" I said. Or more rather, exclaimed.

"Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! Chill, not that kind of catch. Like a deal. Sheesh."

"What?"

"I teach you how to play the Ocarina, and get you your own Ocarina, and you have to teach me how to make a glow in the dark fish."

"I'm no good at fishing, but I think everything else will turn out fine."

"Deal?"

"Deal."

So Link and I shook hands. We had a deal.

"So, when again is breakfast?"

Author's Note: Hahaha! I have the bioluminescent goldfish thing from the Bi Bang Theory and that's what time Jacob got up this morning. Aka, me. So, two things. Well anyways, to the 'Review Bonus Topic'.

'Review Bonus Topic'- Do you like the Big Bang Theory, or have you never watched it?