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Warning:
- Blushy schoolgirls-boys
- Mild yaoi[so far]
- ZaDr

- Next day[Saturday morning], Dib's POV -

''The kombucha mushroom people, sitting around all day''

Mmmmhmhmm...

''Who can believe you, who can believe you''

What the living hell..

''Let your mother pray..''

*grumble*

''Sugarrrrr''

*mumbling* I don't wanna wake up... noooohhh...

''Well I'm not there all the time you know Some people, some people, some people, call it insane Yeah they call it insane.
[ Sugarrrr ]''

*Mumbling at the same time with song through pillow* ' sugar...heh'

''I play russian roulette everyday, a man's sport, with a bullet called life Yeah, called life [ sugar ]''

'Sugar... hehehe'

''You know that every time i try to go where i really want to be it's already where i am CAUSE IM ALREADY HERE''

At the last part i jump up on my knees on my bed ' CAUSE IM ALREADY HERE '

Then I sing along

' The kombucha mushroom people, sitting around all day, who can believe, who can believe you , let your mother praaayyy... SUGAAARRRRR! '

Then i realize why the music is playing: my cellphone is ringing.
I pick it up.

' Yo? '

'Hey Dibbie! how you doing darling?'

'Oh my god.. are you..'

'The one and only Keef!'

'We never were friends, we havent talked since 4th grade, and now you call me... * i watch the clock* 8 am. What the fuck, man?'

'Haha, oh you. I just wanna know how ya doing? and umm... how is Zim doing?'

'Keef, we have talke- wait, where did you get my number?'

'Haha, little details, no need to think about them. So, how's Zim?'

'I thought we had already gone through this. He doesn't want to be around you. He hates you. '

'I've changed, doll! And besides, Zim liked me. It was YOU who didn't.'

'No, we both hated you, and you know it.'

'Does he have a cellphone?' he changes subject.

'No...' I lied.

'Oww, that's too bad. But dude, what is he like these days? Havent seen him in ages! Does he still use that pink futuristic suit?' He laughs.

'No, he swapped that away almost right away when we went to another school than you. Since then he wore my old white T-shirt and his same old jeans.
But just lately he became a bit darker.'

'Hmm, okay then. I guess im gonna go now. Ciaooooooooooooo~ 3'

Damn, what a fag, what was the point of that call..
I don't understand why he's so clingy towards Zim.
I don't understand why anyone would be so clingy towards him. He's nothing special. Green skinned shorty who does nothing else but yells at people and fucks with school.

I sigh.
Oh what am i trying to convince myself, he's a catch.
No matter how hard i would try to think negatively about him, i'd still feel like this about him.
But why ZIM? Why not someone normal?
'Well, it's not like im gonna get him, apparently he already has someone else...'
I was sitting on my bed. As i said that in my mind, i fell on my stomach and head against the pillow.
' Mmmhhhpphh argh fucking hell...' I cursed as pillow muffled my words.
' Fuck you Rika. ' I said out loud in my silent room.
What a bitch.

I spend the rest of my day in my bed listening music, and cursing my life.

At some point i stopped caring about the world around me.
' Dib, Breakfast!' Gaz yelled.

Nope, this man aint coming.

'The kombucha mushroom people, sitting around all day...'

I'm not gonna answer that call.

'Dibworm! Dinner! ' My sister yelled again.

As i heard calls for me through the day, i didn't answer any of them. I did nothing else but stay in my bed.

At evening, i guess it was 8 pm, Gaz came to my room.

'Hey filthbrain. Why the hell are you staying in here.'

'I'm...feeling sick.'
'Dont you lie to me. i see when you're lying.'
'Just please, leave.'

There was a silence, then i sigh by my dark sister.

'Fine. But when you're not sick anymore were gonna talk this through.'
And then she left.

Im actually surprised that she cares. Or maybe she doesn't, I don't actually know how to read my sister, which is actually quite embarrassing.
While she reads me like one of those satanic insane books of her's, and i got no clue of her.

But for now.. all i care that I'm left alone.
Ugh.. this empty feeling in my gut...

-Gaz's POV-

'Just please, leave.' my pathetic brother asked.

I looked at his desk. Theres a poem. Im close enough to the desk to read some words of it...
... Something about love.
Unbelievable! Does he have love problems?
I sigh.
'Fine. But when you're not sick anymore were gonna talk this through.'
And I left his disgusting room.

Who could it be? Only one who could be close to him, is that Zim.
But that can't be him, they are constantly fighting.
Whatever, i might go ask him anyway.

As i walked from my home to my annoying weird neighbour's house, i knock the door.
'Why do I even care... ugh.'

The green kiddo opens the door.

'Dib's sister?'

'Hey.'

'Look, i don't have any-' He said until I interrupt him.

'What have you done to my brother?'

'What?'

'You heard me very-fucking-well, you shit.'

'I haven't done a single thing. Past few days we have gotten along pretty well. I think we are becoming better-er friends.'

'Its called better friends, and i don't believe you. Something is wrong with him'

'You mean..'

'Yea, more than usual.'

'Oh, how can you tell?'

'He doesn't eat, he doesn't speak, he doesnt even watch tv.
All he does is stay in his dark stupid room and mope.'

'Well i get that moping, that's what he usually does... but not eating?
Isnt eating necessary for five times per day for your species?'

'Correct, and not a single pieces has gotten drown from his throat.'

'Wow..why?

'apparently he has some stupid heartaches.'

'Oww.. who's the female?'

'Huh, all you can do is ask questions. I bet it's not a girl.'

'What?'

'Dib is gay. Has always been. He isn't interested in girls. He told it to be few years ago.'

Zim blushed a bit. Fucking great.

'Then... who's the lucky man?'

'You.'

His face turned all dark green.

'Me?! There's no way it can be me!'

'You're the only one who's so close to him.. and actually the only one he's so concerned.'

-Zim's POV-

'You're the only one who's so close to him.. and actually the only one he's so concerned.'

What the Irk!?
I can feel my face blush, i can feel it becoming so much warmer.

'Are you sure about your information?'

'Of course i am. I saw a love poem on his desk.'

'Love po-um?'

'poem. Stupid piece of paper with stupid syrupy rhyming words about feelings and crap.'

I stand there silently.
What can i say in this situation?
My neighbour's sister comes to tell me Dib has feelings for me on cause of that he's feeling bad and not doing anything and writing words.

She stare's at me, apparently looking for an answer.

'..Well, off i go. But remember, im not gonna say this twice: Everything you do, affects Dib.'

And so she leaves, and i close my door.
I stand in my silent living room.
Is this dream?

Aaaahhh... I feel like nothing really happens in this one...
I start to hate myself for not making them kiss and stuff already.
When i start to write this, im like 'Ohhhhh! This one's gonna be really lovey-dovey one!'
And in the halfway '... Nah, it's too soon.'

PART 5 COMING UP!