You can blame my amazing boyfriend for this being posted on 1:35 am on Wednesday instead of the Tuesday I planned to have it updated on. Oh well. I don't mind.
Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha nor do I profit from this.
You've Got Mail
Chapter Four
To: taishoinu (at) globalemp .com
From: kagomehigurashi (at) royalu .com
05/18/10 at 8:28 pm
Subject: Question.
I have a question.
Kagome
To: kagomehigurashi (at) royalu .com
From: taishoinu (at) globalemp .com
05/19/10 at 2:51 pm
Subject: That's never good.
Okay then. What is it?
Inuyasha
To: taishoinu (at) globalemp .com
From: kagomehigurashi (at) royalu .com
05/20/10 at 11:21 pm
Subject: Umm...
So... are we...you know...
?
Kagome
To: kagomehigurashi (at) royalu .com
From: taishoinu (at) globalemp .com
05/21/10 at 12:40 pm
Subject: I don't know.
I don't know what I'm supposed to know...?
What are you asking me?
Inuyasha
To: taishoinu (at) globalemp .com
From: kagomehigurashi (at) royalu .com
05/21/10 at 9:39 pm
Subject: Ugh. Men.
AMIYOURGIRLFRIEND?
Kagome
To: kagomehigurashi (at) royalu .com
From: taishoinu (at) globalemp .com
05/22/10 at 12:12 pm
Subject: Hmm.
Interesting.
Inuyasha
To: kagomehigurashi (at) royalu .com
From: taishoinu (at) globalemp .com
05/23/10 at 10:59 am
Subject: Hello?
You there?
Inuyasha
To: kagomehigurashi (at) royalu .com
From: taishoinu (at) globalemp .com
05/24/10 at 11:29 am
Subject: Ugh. Women.
Are you not answering because I didn't directly respond? That's such a woman thing to do.
I thought the answer was obvious, stupid.
Inuyasha
To: kagomehigurashi (at) royalu .com
From: taishoinu (at) globalemp .com
05/25/10 at 12:41 pm
Subject: SERIOUSLY?
YES!
Well, I thought you were my girlfriend. I don't normally run up ten flights of stairs for just anyone.
And go through SEVERAL odd (yet intriguing?) dates with a magnet to absolute chaos and destruction.
So yes. If you would like to be my girlfriend, then I want you to be because I already thought you were.
Inuyasha
To: kagomehigurashi (at) royalu .com
From: taishoinu (at) globalemp .com
05/26/10 at 9:28 am
Subject: For some reason, I haven't gotten your FUCKING phone number.
I'm coming over when I'm done work.
FUCKING ANSWER WENCH.
To: taishoinu (at) globalemp .com
From: kagomehigurashi (at) royalu .com
05/26/10 at 10:30 am
Subject: Hi Inuyasha this is Sango.
Hi. I'm not sure if you know who I am, but I'm Kagome's best friend Sango. She's certainly said a lot about you.
Kagome's been in an accident. It was a hit and run on the campus when she was finishing last-minute business there. Some vehicle came out of a turn too fast and didn't stop at the crosswalk. She's been unconscious for a few days, coming out of it on and off. Police found the guy though, so don't try to kill anyone just yet.
I didn't realize until now how frequently you talk. She barely came to today to ask me to check her inbox.
You can call my cell. It's 4153543224.
Hope to hear from you soon.
Sango.
To: taishoinu (at) globalemp .com
From: kagomehigurashi (at) royalu .com
05/30/10 at 3:48 pm
Subject: Back in action!
Well, not really. However, I am finally at home, propped up on a million and one pillows and unable to move much. My arm is still broken and my other wrist sprained so...that makes pretty much everything impossible. And walking down ten flights of stairs? Not possible. It took me an hour to get up them so I don't think I'm going to go back down just to experience that again on the way back.
How's work? It was so sweet of you to bring all of those flowers for me. And for talking to me almost every day and bringing me that ADORKABLE kitty cat stuffed animal. I shall name him Buyo.
You're the best boyfriend ever. I must say that reading all of the other emails you sent to me a week or so ago were somewhat hilarious. I can't believe you thought I would do that.
Now that you have my cell phone number, you can't make that mistake again.
How's work right now? I know you're in the office bored.
Kagome
P.S. This took a solid forty minutes to type. I had to take breaks in between. My finger hurts.
To: kagomehigurashi (at) royalu .com
From: taishoinu (at) globalemp .com
05/30/10 at 3:54 pm
Subject: Bored doesn't even cover it.
Never say "adorkable" again or there will be problems.
Work is stupid boring but Sesshomaru finally had the decency to call someone in privately to figure out what the hell has been going on here. More of my crap has gone missing and no one can figure what the hell is going on. Apparently there are security cameras outside across the street with a view of the door... If we pay them enough, they might keep it quiet.
...How do you even eat? Have you eaten?
Inuyasha
To: taishoinu (at) globalemp .com
From: kagomehigurashi (at) royalu .com
05/30/10 at 4:25 pm
Subject: Of course I've eaten.
I had a few crackers because I can just grab them without hurting my wrist. I'll live off these for a few days, I can manage. Sango is going to come over and make me soup that I can drink out of a straw.
Wicked.
That's good that you might finally make progress! I'll have my fingers crossed for you! Or, you know, the fingers that I can move.
Kagome
P.S. Do you know that it took me twenty-five minutes to type this all? The emails stop now.
To: kagomehigurashi (at) royalu .com
From: taishoinu (at) globalemp .com
05/30/10 at 4:51 pm
Subject: Don't respond.
I'll leave work in a bit. I'm coming over.
You can't live off crackers wench.
Inuyasha
To: taishoinu (at) globalemp .com
From: kagomehigurashi (at) royalu .com
06/02/10 at 10:27 am
Subject: Why do we always email when you could just text?
The thought just occurred to me.
Kagome
To: kagomehigurashi (at) royalu .com
From: taishoinu (at) globalemp .com
06/03/10 at 12:07 am
Subject: Huh?
What's the difference?
Inuyasha
To: taishoinu (at) globalemp .com
From: kagomehigurashi (at) royalu .com
06/03/10 at 2:31 pm
Subject: One's a computer the other's a phone?
Duh?
Well, if it's my cell I don't have to sit on my computer all day to wait.
Kagome
To: kagomehigurashi (at) royalu .com
From: taishoinu (at) globalemp .com
06/04/10 at 11:29 am
Subject: Fine then.
I'll just text you from now on.
Inuyasha
To: taishoinu (at) globalemp .com
From: kagomehigurashi (at) royalu .com
06/04/10 at 1:45 pm
Subject: Never mind.
Texting you is weird.
Email is better.
It must just be our thing, you know? :)
Kagome
To: kagomehigurashi (at) royalu .com
From: taishoinu (at) globalemp .com
06/05/10 at 12:47 pm
Subject: We have a THING already?
News! We managed to watch the security tapes from across the road. You'll never believe it.
It's fucking Kikyo.
Somehow she got the key to my office. Maybe when Tekkei lost it that one time a while back, Kikyo copied it and slipped it back on the desk unnoticed? She did say she lost it for a solid day...
I just don't understand? Is she that INSANE that she feels the need to screw with me? I mean, we divorced forever ago.
I got my locks changed.
Inuyasha
To: taishoinu (at) globalemp .com
From: kagomehigurashi (at) royalu .com
06/06/10 at 7:22 pm
Subject: Changing the locks was probably something you should've done a long time ago.
KIKYO?
NO WAY!
Well that makes no sense? Like you said, you divorced forever ago. It's not like you've been talking or anything right? Nothing happened recently to make her hate you more.
Kagome
To: kagomehigurashi (at) royalu .com
From: taishoinu (at) globalemp .com
06/07/10 at 3:33 pm
Subject: Actually that's a lie.
She calls me a bit. After we divorced I kind of came into a LOT of money. Like...life changing amounts of money. She couldn't have gotten it anyways because of the pre-nup but I don't think she believes that. She's been leaving me unhappy messages but that's been happening since we started DATING so I never really put two and two together. Plus, she stopped about a month before the problems in my office occurred...
Wait a minute, Kikyo hates you right? For the fight at that conference or whatever? Does she know who you are?
Inuyasha
To: taishoinu (at) globalemp .com
From: kagomehigurashi (at) royalu .com
06/08/10 at 9:17 am
Subject: There's a line about women scorned I should say...
Of course she knew my name. It was kind of a big deal and she wanted to press charges and all that... She would have my basic information because of it. In the end, Kikyo never pressed charges but I think that was because of the school or something. Why?
Kagome
To: kagomehigurashi (at) royalu .com
From: taishoinu (at) globalemp .com
06/08/10 at 2:39 pm
Subject: HAHA!
She's the fucking bitch that STARTED this! She KNOWS that I hate spam in emails and I get so much of it because of all the business I do through the internet. I get a lot of advertising and promotional emails from the companies we do business with.
Anyways, the bitch probably emailed you because she got your information somehow, right? Could that be possible if she managed to find that out when she was trying to press charges? What better way to piss me off than screw with my office and have me talk to an infuriating university student that likes classics of all things? I'm almost proud she could think of something so far above her.
Even that isn't very far but we'll push that point aside.
Inuyasha
To: taishoinu (at) globalemp .com
From: kagomehigurashi (at) royalu .com
06/09/10 at 10:57 am
Subject: That's almost impossible to believe.
I can't believe it. I read that email I think fifty or so times before it sank in.
What are you going to do with her? Press charges of your own?
I wonder how pissed she'd be to find out that we're together because SHE emailed me to piss us both off...? But it makes sense because all Royal students' emails are their first and last names (at) royalu .com. She could've guessed and it would've worked.
You're coming over tonight? :)
Kagome
To: kagomehigurashi (at) royalu .com
From: taishoinu (at) globalemp .com
06/10/10 at 1:54 pm
Subject: Um, YEAH I'M PRESSING CHARGES.
She fucking moved my Google Chrome shortcut to the right side of my desktop. That's a violation.
We need to think of something.
Something wicked.
By the way, I had a very good time last night. You should have problems undressing with that cast on more often.
Inuyasha
To: taishoinu (at) globalemp .com
From: kagomehigurashi (at) royalu .com
06/12/10 at 3:01 pm
Subject: You think I should be undressed period.
Come over tonight.
Maybe I will be.
Kagome
Let me know what you think!