as always, for HedwigBlacks' HPFC Romantic Drabbles challenge. Part 4 of 5. thanks to the anon and Nicole for reviewing! I appreciate it :3

Disclaimer: if you recognize it, I don't own it.

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sarcasm

"Congratulations, Annie!" Fred whoops and before she knows it, he's conjured up champagne flutes and is running to get a bottle.

Angelina's still standing in his doorway, grinning like a maniac. She steps into the apartment as Fred rushes back from the kitchen with a bottle in his hands. He gives Angelina a kiss and pops the cork.

"Wait–" she cries, but it's too late – the champagne's already burst, soaking the both. She laughs, pushing her dripping hair out of her eyes. Fred, to his credit, looks a little chagrined.

He opens his mouth to apologize but she cuts him off. "That's it?" she asks, fighting back giggles.

Fred looks so confused that she takes pity on him. "Just regular bubbly champagne? No – I don't know – doves bursting out of the bottle? I thought you were a wizard."

"Hey now," he says. "Sarcasm is my job." He tries to sound firm but she can hear the laughter in his voice. She grins cheekily.

He pours what's left of the champagne, and they raise their glasses. "To the Tornadoes' newest Chaser," Fred toasts.

Angelina thinks she's never been happier.

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