Attack On Caillou: The Offensive Begins

Rexy the Toy Dinosaur was defeated, he laid in smoldering cater of shame on the driveway, but everyone couldn't focus on Rexy's defeated as they had to prepare for the next battle. Mommy and Daddy holding in there urge to kill Caillou on sight, greeted the nuisance at the front door.

"Hi Mommy! Hi Daddy!" said Caillou annoyingly

"Caillou how nice of you to come back..." said Mommy sarcastically

"So...how've you been Caillou?" asked Daddy with dread in his voice

"I WAS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SCARED! BUT NOW I'M BETTER! I COULD JUST SING...I'M JUST A KID WHO'S FOUR.." sang Caillou

"NO!" screamed Mommy and Daddy in unison

"I mean...we mean go upstairs and change, so we can all eat as a family. I bet your very hungry." said Mommy

"OK!" shouted Caillou

Dumbass ran up the stairs, but as he reached the top he slipped on olive oil and fell down. While he was falling down the stairs, Master Gilbert quickly put many thumb tacks and broken glass in Caillou's path. Caillou suffered many cuts and stab wounds on his way down.

"Oh no...he fell" said Daddy in a monotone voice

Mommy could barely contain her excitement of seeing Caillou get hurt.

"Go up stairs Caillou so you can wash up." said Mommy holding in her laughter

"But Mommy it hurts" replied Caillou

"You'll be fine, there's band-aids in your room" replied Mommy

"Ok" said Caillou in a whiny tone

Caillou went up to his room, after slipping two more times. He first washed up in his bathroom, there was stabbed in the asscheeks by two shuriken thrown by Rosie(who was hiding), with a toxin that slowed down his body movements. Baldie stumbled into his room naked in style that a drunk wanders the street in, there his toys where waiting for him to arrive to start the attack. His favorite toy truck transformed into a mini Optimus Prime and it led his other toy vehicles to also transform. While his stuffed animal toys(armed with weapons) started to attack.

"Hyper Slash!" yelled Teddie the Teddy Bear

Teddie slashed Caillou's ankles. Caillou collasped instantly and couldn't defend himself from the assault. His toy vehicles began firing their laser blasters at Caillou's body. The lasers were burning hot and his flesh began melt. Caillou began to yell in a demonic voice.

"RRRAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" yelled Caillou

Then he decided to let loose his power.

"I just a kid who four...each day I grow...I like DESTROYING...I'M CAILLOU" sang Caillou in his demonic voice.

Caillou's body glowed with a red aura, he floated in the air on to an upright position, all of his wounds were healed and a violent wind began gusting around him.

"Now it's my turn to play." said Demon Caillou

Everyone of his opponents were blown away by the wind. Caillou then lifted his right arm and at the same time Teddie was lifted into the air. He then began using Force Choke from Star Wars and then spoke in a Darth Vader voice.

"I want cookies" said Darth Caillou

Teddie then exploded into many pieces. All the vehicle toys went into retreat, it was too late Caillou used Sith Lightning to wipe out all the toys. Master Gilbert was watching from afar.

"It seems that the Toyz weren't enough...I must call upon the others." said Gilbert

Fin