Chapter 4: Discovery

"I'm a what?" Impatience screamed at Gary, the man who took her into his home.

"You are a DogLady. You have all the abilities that a dog has, plus you can read minds just like Edward Cullen, and you can see the future, just like Alice Cullen." Gary replied.

"But I don't want to be like the Cullens, or a dog, I want to be like a normal human being." Impatience said, like a stubborn little spoiled brat.

"If you were a normal human being, you would be having your funeral planned right now, Daylight, farted in your face with his special, magical, butt gas, to keep you from dying... So be greatful!" He retorted, in a just as stubborn tone.

"But-"

"Just shut up," he yelled, " listen to me and be a good little DogLady."

"Now it's time for you to shut up, no-one, and I mean no-one tells me what to do."

"Oh, you listen hear young person-"

"You're not that old you know,"

"Yes I am, I'm 25."

"So, I'm 24, not that much younger than you, so if you're old so am I, wait, only one type of guy worries about age, when they're this young... Gary, are you gay?"

"Uhhhhhhhhhhh, noooooooo?"

"Yes you are, don't worry, I have many gay friends, it's all good, you can tell me."

"Okay, fine... Yes I'm gay, but don't tell any-one cause i don't want them to know."

"Gary, it's kind of obvious since you have like a milion dogs." Impatience said, finally getting a good look at her surroundings.

"Yea, that's true, but still, noooooooooo talky, okay?"

"Fine." She sighed

"Good. Now let's take a look at the DogLady history, shall we?"

"'Kay."

The amount of books that Gary had was amazing, there was books by Lauren Kate, Stephanie Myer and Cassandra Clare.

"Wow, now I know that you are dafinately gay, guys that read all these books definately gay."

"Shut up with the gay remarks, and be quiet, my mother lives upstairs."

"You still live with your mother?" Impatience said trying to stifle a giggle.

"Shtupyoumthrufahoor." Gary mauttered under his breath.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhh, I just understood you, how did that happen? Oh and by the way, if you say that again, one, your little secret wont be a secret and two, your pretty little face wont be so pretty."

"Oh crap that's right, sorry about that it wont happen again. You have dog hearing so you can hear the faintest little whisper."

"Okay, now let's get to business, you aren't a natural DogLady so you need to be taught how to run like a dog."

"Run like a dog? Why can't I just run like a human?"

"Beacause you will instantly fall over."

"Oh okay, that just explains it, lemme guess, as soon as I try to walk again I'll fall on all fours? Ha."

"Yes, yes you will."

"Yep, you are totally crazy, all that makeup has affected your brain."

"Shtupyoumthrufahoor."

Suddenly Imapatience ran up the stairs screaming, "Gary's gay, Gary's gay."

"Oh crap I said it again." The next thing Gary knew,l he was being screamed at and getting hit over the head with a frying pan...

Ohhhhh and that's where I'm gonna leave it mwahahahahahahahahaha until next time BlackPearl96