The cars rushed to Lightning, who was in labor.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" said Lightning, going through labor.
"Is anyone here a doctor?" Asked Sally, desperately.
"I am!" said Adam Sandler. "I know exactly what to do here!" He then ripped apart Lightning's car-flesh/steel along his stomach and ripped out the baby with his own hands. The baby, was not a car, but Larry the Cable Guy himself.
"Wow!" said Lighning McQueen.
"The sperm of Mater and Adam Sandler must have combined, because we have a human who talks like Mater!" Said Sally.
"And he's sexy too!" Said Adam Sandler.
"He's a child!" Lightning shouted.
"I am too! I was born 36 minutes ago! I'm Dusty Crophopper's kid." Sandler replied.
"Woah, Dusty finally settled down? Good for him." Lightning said. "Anyway, wait, where did Adam Sandler and Larry the Cable Guy go?" Everyone looked away to realize that they vanished.
"We have to find them! Quick everyone, to the Car Car!" Said Doc. So all the cars drove into a bigger car that they can drive around. Like a normal car to humans, but with cars in the seats instead of humans, and it's bigger since it's cars inside the car. But the outside of the car is the same as normal cars. And these cars aren't alive. Trust me. Well, some of them are. But not this one. And some of those alive Car Cars have Car Car Cars. And like, only a few of those Car Car Cars are alive. They have Car Car Car Cars but there's only like 12 and none of them are alive. Oh yeah, there's a story.
The cars drove the car car around looking for any signs of the two, but they seemed to have vanished from the face of the Earth. Moments later, Finn McMissle and Holly Shiftwell arrived and hopped into the car car.
"Hey guys, I heard about an orgy. An old british chap like me who hasn't had a good honk in years would love to join." Said McMissle.
"We called that off, since Lightning's son and Adam Sandler have gone missing!" Sally said.
"Oh no, we must find them! And then get back to that orgy because I'm not gay but daaaaamn Sally ur bod is sick ;)))))" Holly said.
";))))" Sally replied.
Holly and Sally decided "eff the search" and jumped out of the car car, heading over back to Route 69.
"Guess we'll have to do the search on our own then!" Said Lightning, but he turned around to realize literally everybody else jumped out of the car too and back to Route 69.
"Guess I gotta search for my son and his friend alone. :(" Said Lightning, still driving the car car.