Chapter 3:

The Desert:

Sonic was running with Eggman on his robot following.

"Okay Egghead, I think we are far enough." Said sonic stopping. "now let's play!"

"OH this all a game for you!" said Eggman.

"Kinda, why a knight?" asked sonic.

"Oh well I've been seeing this French sitcom called Kaamlott. It's comedy set in the time of king Arthur, it's quite good and gets really dark at season 5" Answered Eggman.

"You watch French sitcoms?" asked sonic.

"Well our T.V show is Half-french so I said why not." Answered Eggman.

"And what did you say the robot is called again?"

"Lancebot, can you pay attention please?!"

"what's with name, he has a sword so he should be cold Sworldbot." Said sonic.

"it's a reference to ser lancelot! But it's a robot!" Said Eggman.

"whatever, let's just see what he can do!"

Not too far:

Tails was walking both depth and mostly blind.

"good thing I remember exactly the way to the warehouse," thought tails "now that I think about it, right now I am probably in the desert and there is probably no one here…"

Then a voice rang in his head.

"do no forget tails, this is really important for sonic and the group you don't want to disappoint them."

"yeah but there is little chance that…"

"No tails, you must continue, you can do it!"

"Your right, but who are you."

"you just spent so much time arguing with yourself that you are starting to get schizophrenic"

In the forest:

Knuckles was still running.

"Are the police still behind me" He said, he looked behind.

"ah no one, they gave up I guess."

At the town

Police guy: A BEAR!

Back at knuckles:

"Well I don't even know where I am, and I still need to go to the bathroom" he said.

He started walking around until he heard a sound of children playing.

He followed the sound until he arrived what seemed like a small village.

"what is this place?" asked knuckles.

"Welcome this is the Gogobas Village, and I am the Gogobas's chief." Said a little guy with a beard.

"Oh hay, Do you guys have a bathroom?" asked knuckles.

"I am afraid not, you see a big storm hit our village, and all our houses were destroyed." Said the chief.

"Oh sucks, well can you tell me where I can find the village, I really need to go to the bathroom."

"oh yes, it's this way." Said the chief pointing in a way.

"Thanks"

"and don't worry about us, I am sure we with our little weak arms can fix our houses alone, a big and strong guy like could never help." Said Chief. "I mean we will only break our arms and suffer unimaginable pain for a few weeks, and we can just sleep outside, your bladder is much more important than having our kids safe in their homes."

"Thanks dude." Said knuckles before going.

"Note to self: guilt tripping doesn't work on idiots" Though the chief.

The town:

"I am gonna take care of this!" said amy wielding her hammer.

"Do not hurt him!" pleaded Percy.

"what? Why!" asked amy.

"he isn't bad, his name is Winnie, he is just angry!" answered percy.

"OH I am sorry, that completely justify attacking us!" yelled Amy.

"listen, the only thing that can calm him down is music," said percy, "longue ago tommy managed to soothe him with his flute, and put that radio around his neck. But for some reason the radio is now set on the news."

"And just the day after Tommy's death, I think there is no coincidence here." Said Amy, "Do you know how to play an instrument?"

"Yes Tommy thought me to play the flute." Answered percy.

"Then we need to find one!" said Amy.

"I still have tommy's, let's go to my home!"

Shadow's "stronghold":

"You'll see when my boys get here!" said nack who was tied up inside the living room. "You guys are as good as dead!"

"Sticks, Put a sock on him." Said shadow while looking at a map.

Sticks took one of her shoe and sock, and stuffed the sock inside nack's mouth.

"I didn't mean it literally, but that will do." Said shadow.

"so you have a plan?" asked sticks.

"well since my house is built just beside a mountain, which I am sure our author described in earlier chapters." Started shadow, "they can only attack from the west."

"and since we blocked all the windows, we'll have to attack them from the roof." Said sticks.

"exactly, that why we need to recycle your alien defense system into a weasel defense system." Said shadow.

"how do you know I had an alien defense system installed in your roof?" asked sticks.

"your sticks" simply answered shadow.

"it's gonna need some recalibration but it's doable." Said sticks.

"If they attack I can still try to stop them with my chaos powers, but we need your defense system ready before I waste all my energy." Said shadow, "I have to store some in case we need to escape…"

"We won't need to escape!" cut sticks. "I swear on my honor that this fort will stand!"

"you are getting into this too." Commented shadow.

"Yeah you were right, it's more fun this way."

Back to sonic and Eggman:

Sonic was still fighting the Lancebot.

"OH COMMON!" said Eggman, "you're not putting any effort into this!"

"I Just don't want to finish too soon, I still have time to kill." Said sonic.

Eggman stayed silent for a moment then said:

"I see, so I am just a time killer for you, you don't actually consider me as treat do you?"

"well I've been saying that for years!" said sonic.

"I thought you were just taunting me, but if it's really this way." Said Eggman. "THEN GO FIND ANOTHER EVIL GENIUS TO FIGHT!"

"Oh really? THEN MAYBE I WILL!" said sonic.

"FINE!" yelled Eggman.

"FINE!" said sonic turning back and running away. While Eggman's robot did the same only flying.

After a moment, sonic stopped, looked behind him, clenched his fist, and kept running.

Back at tails:

"I am almost in the forest, I am almost there!" he thought to himself. But then both of his legs got stuck on something.

"What happening? What happened!" he said.

He was still mostly blind and couldn't see what happened to his leg. He tried to kick it off but he couldn't even move.

"QUICK SAND!" he yelled.

His hands couldn't move either, he was just stuck there swallowed by the sands.

"This was a stupid idea to begin with," he thought to himself. "It's your entire fault! Why did you let me do this?!"

"well technically I am a voice in your head, so it's your fault"

"just shut up"

"I am not even talking, this all in your head."

"SHUT UP!"

Back At Knuckles:

Knuckles was now in the desert, apparently he misinterpreted the Chief's direction, but while walking he noticed Tails who was begin swallowed by quick sands.

"Hey tails, do you know where I kind find a bathroom?" he asked.

Tails was just yelling.

"Hey you okay?" asked knuckles.

Tails didn't respond and kept yelling.

"hmpf, if you don't want to talk to me then I WONT help you get out of the quick sands." Said knuckles.

Tails kept yelling like knuckles was not even here.

"Fine! By the way your hat looks stupid!" said knuckles before going.

Back at Amy's (Is this annoying?):

They got to percy's home and got the flute, then went back to the city square where the bear was.

"okay now percy, PLAY!" said Amy.

"i…. I can't!" said percy who started crying again. "it reminds me of tommy."

"Not this again!" thought Amy to herself.

"Listen percy, I am sure tommy would want you to save this city." Said amy.

"Unless he was a psycho." She thought to herself.

"and I am sure he would want you to stay happy." she said.

"well actually for all I know he maybe hates your guts" she thought.

"I am sure Tommy would be proud of you" she thought.

"I would be more sure if I knew tommy." She said.

"What?" asked percy.

"oh sorry, I was supposed to think that not say it." said amy sweating a bit.

"Oh okay." Said percy.

"Now can you play?" asked amy.

"I"ll try… BUT I CAN'T!" she said crying again.

"well this tommy guy must have been quite something" thought Amy.

Back The Shadow Stronghold:

Sticks finished putting a canon, which was part of the alien defense system, in shadow's roof.

"Okay weasels; Come and get some!" she said.

10 Minutes later

"we are waiting for you!" said shadow.

30 Minutes later

"Then Garrus asks Shepard if something is wrong, will you tell him about the sabotage you did with Krogan cure?" asked shadow who was playing a role play table top game with sticks called "Mass Chaos".

"well he is my must trust worthy companion, but I think it's too soon, so I tell him I am just fine." Answered sticks.

"Hmff Hmff Hmff!" said Nack from down stairs.

"Not Yet!" yelled stick back.

One Hour later:

"so I choose… TO DESTROY THEM ALL!" said sticks.

"so you sacrifice yourself for the galaxy." Said shadow, "and many years in the future you'll become a legend."

"wait what about my friends? what happened to them?" asked sticks.

"we have to wait for the free dlc ending for that." Said shadow.

2 Hours later:

"okay this is taking too much time." Said sticks.

"Maybe your boys don't care that much for you!" yelled shadow to nack.

"Fuph yof!" said nack back.

"so what do we do now?" asked sticks.

"I dunno, role play again?" asked shadow.

"how many role play games do you have?" asked sticks.

"…Enough" simply answered shadow.

But at that moment, shadow felt something coming.

"Get down!" said shadow jumping on sticks and pinning her.

He heard something fly past them.

"what was that?!" asked sticks.

"They are here!" said shadow.

They both got up.

"finally, we are in for a war." Said sticks taking her place on the canon.

Shadow looked at far.

"there are more then I thought there would be." Said shadow.

"Doen't matter." Said sticks.

She started firing on the weasels.

"I AM THE QUEEN OF DESTRUCTION!" yelled sticks.

"you're getting way too much into this." Commented shadow.

"you think?" she asked.

"yeah, but I didn't tell you to stop." He said before pointing his hand in the weasels direction and launching Chaos meteors

" BOW DOWN TO THE KING OF DESTRUCTION!" He yelled.

After a few minutes of slaughter accompanied with crazy laughter.

Shadow was catching his breath, but he noticed the weasels were gone.

"Is that all?" he asked.

"I smell something fishy here" said sticks.

"If'f vour vam Socks!" said Nack.

"Shut in there will ya?!" said shadow.

"did you hear that?" asked sticks.

"what?" asked shadow back.

"it came from… UPSIDE"

Shadow looked over the mountain behind them and saw the weasels ready to shoot at them, they were all aiming at sticks.

"Sticks move!" said shadow.

The weasels shot, And shadow got in the way, getting hit in his back.

"Shadow NO!" yelled sticks.

To be concluded:

Eggman: that cliffhanger sucked, it's a filler so of course nobody is going to die.

Orbot: doctor what are you doing?

Eggman: I am breaking the fourth wall, which is really overused in this fanfictions

Cubot: so is being meta.