A/n The long overdue update is finally here. I hope you all enjoy.

BatDaddy ch4

Watchtower

"Boring... boring…already seen it…seen it… not even good" complained Flash as he rocked back and forth on a chair in the mess hall, flipping through channels. "Flash! For the love of Hera, just pick a channel already!"

"Not my fault everything on is so boring" defended Flash. "Oh give me that!" huffed Green Lantern, snatching the remote from the speedster and turned it on to the news. "And to get back to the latest story tonight we have experts here tonight to try to debate the question on everyone's lips, 'Is the Batman a suitable father?' Back to you Jack."

"Ohh boooyyy" smirked Flash. "Someone's not gonna be happy when they hear about this" said Green Arrow taking a seat with his lunch tray at the table the group was gathered in. Everyone in the cafeteria went silent to listen better. "Hey turn the box up a bit partner. This is right down interesting" said Vigilanty plopping down next to Shining Night.

Diana picked up the remote and turned the volume up so it could be heard all over the room. "Pleasure to be here with you Jack. I am Doctor Hugo Strange, and I believe I have the answer to that question. Now what do we know about Batman? Some believe he is more than human, but evidence so far has never lead us to prove that true."

"You think the guy can get anything actually close to Bat's profile?" asked Flash through a mouthful of hamburger. Black Canary and Hawk Woman grimaced at the site of the chewed up food. Diana reached over and smacked his mouth shut, "Chew and swallow before you talk, it's disgusting." "Hmff" huffed Flash and took a long swing of soda to wash his food down.

"I believe that Batman's early life was isolated and empty. An unhappy childhood without a family probably causes him to want to fill that void with children of his own. Hence the appearance of Robin and now the revelation of his other children."

"No way, Batman's got more birds stashed around, we never knew about?" asked Green Arrow, giving Diana a suspicious look. "What?" blushed the princess, "You and batman never had kids without telling us, did you?" asked Dinah leaning over. "Of course NOT!" defended Diana.

"Though what truly poses as a mystery is to how many mothers there are and how conception of so many different children were posible?" continued the Doctor from the screen. "Ain't that the truth" commented Flash taking another deep slurp from his soda. "Kid Flash and the other meta children lead me to believe that Batman is a sort of 'impregnator', if you will, for the Justice League to have a future generation of Superheroes" stated Dr. Strange adjusting his round glasses.

Flash spit out his soda. A spray of cold liquid came out of his mouth and nose, total spit take gold. "SAY WHAT!" he yelled, while others tried to get under control from their choking and shock. "HUMMN HUMMNN HUCK" Green Arrow was choking on a carrot. "Hold on baby" said Dinah as she got behind him and did the Heimlich. "One, two, three" she said at each pumping of his ribcage. "GACK" the carrot launched out of his mouth and hit GL right between the eyes.

"Oh GROSS!" he yelled as he snatched a napkin and rubbed furiously at the spot were the slimy vegetable hit.

"It's obvious out of all the heroes in the Justice League; it is Batman who is dominant leader. Superman is more of a friendly figure head, while the dark Knight works things from behind the scenes. The closeness and understanding of these two is probably the reason why Superman was the first to be a carrier of Batman's children" Continued the man on screen.

Everyone in the room had their jaws to the floor at this statement. "Batman….and Superman!" yelled Flash in horror "OH MY GAWD, I JUST GOT A MENTAL PICTURE" he cried, grabbing his head in both hands and shaking it at hyperspeed. "GET OUT! GET OUT!" He cried, banging his head on the table.

a/m Cliffhanger. Ain't I a stinker. Sorry about the short chapter but I've been mega busy lately on account of the fact I now got a new Baby sister(YAAAY). Her momma joined the army so my family are her legal guardians now . She is so adorable, but demands so much attention, so yeah. Ok Please Review for more. Next one will be longer, pinky promise.