I'm not really sorry for not updating in so long because the reason for my not updating is that, for the first time in a month, I have been at my dads! I usually see him every week. But here is your long overdue chapter.

I'm tired, and still I win.

I think I may have fallen asleep during gym, considering I was woken up. "Wakey wakey, we've got to go to the Martial Arts training team." Jasper said as he shook me awake.

"Martial Arts training team. Far to long." I said groggily. "From now on it shall be called Matt!" I started to walk with my eyes closed, before stopping again. "Where is Matt anyway?"

They laughed! Traitors. "Here." that explains it then.

Alice Edward and Emmett came in, along with a bunch of other dudes, no girls, that were totally unknown to me, so they were also Matts'.

Then this big skinny dude walked in, I think he might be here to 'teach' us. Like I need it. Imma whip your ass. Isn't there a Black-Eyed-Pea's song that has that line in it? I must like that song. Anyway, Tall-and-Lanky called for those who were participating to stand in a line so we could be inspected. Okay, he didn't say that, but it felt like it! And it also feels like I'm a lot less tired than I was…I thought accusingly to Jasper since he was the only one looking. Maybe he's an empath. Who knows? I don't give a flying s*** right now, I'm up and raring to go right now, and God am I loving it. Why couldn't he have done that earlier?

"Are you lost?" how the holy fraggin hell dare he! I very likely fight better than he can dream to be! Imma so gonna whip your ass, laughing!

"Depends, is this the Martial Arts training team? Is this where I should be if I want to participate? Because if not just tell me and I'll leave right now." I said to him, as if he were not a teacher, but someone I rather didn't like in my year. He didn't take kindly to that.

"Emmett! You and this girl shall fight, I want to see what she knows." what she knows…HA! You can see the malice in his eyes, I am so gonna enjoy this.

As I passed Emmett, I said, "Don't go easy on me, I'll just beat you faster."

To put it shortly, while keeping with normal human charade, I knocked that big boy dead. Well, you get what I mean. "Next!" I said while rubbing y hands together with an evil looking grin.

And look who it is, the goddamn Twins. So I took this chance to shout at them. "Seriously?! School?! Come on!" they both lunged towards me, but they were easily returned to their previous places by a good roundhouse kick. "What did I say?! What do I say every goddamn time?! Fuck off! But noooo! You've got to have at me one more time!" what can I say? They annoy me. And I really cant be bothered to fight them, I just fought Goliath over there! And won! I deserve a break don't I?! Coz if I don't, I'm still gonna bloody well take one! Even though I will never admit that the fight with Goliath got me even more poofed than I already am.

So before the Twins got a chance to have at me again, I grabbed the instructor and placed him in front of me while saying, "Fight him instead, I don't want to fight you today. I'll be going now." before walking away.

One of them aimed a kick for my back, which was quickly intercepted as I spun around and caught his foot. I was just thinking, if I had a gun, it would be pressed to his temple.

"I have a proposition for me, you leave me the fuck alone! And I will leave you the fuck alone. No tricks, no double crosses, just leaving each other to go on with their own lives, without a killer workout. Deal?" I offered as I held my hand that wasn't holding his foot out. I should have thought of this sooner.

The other one walked towards us, walked not leapt for a kill, and clasped my and in agreement. I let go of his foot and he clasped my hand also.

"Deal." they said simultaneously. Then they walked away, without doing that freakish Twin ghosty thing. I suppose that's really all I can ask from them.

"I need a power nap." I said randomly. And I did just that, after going home of course.

I feel really guilty, I don't update, then when I do I give you possibly the shortest chapter I have ever written. I'll do you a deal, I finish my homework, start the next chapter, and hopefully give you a longer one before the day is out.