Hello all you awesome readers! Last chapter you probably remember that I had a contest where you reviewers told me your idea for a conversation that could be made into an autocorrect. The funniest one won a shout-out and their conversation would be featured in this chapter! The winner of that contest is DeathPrincess! Although this person has no stories he/she (I'm guessing she) is awesome and if she/he makes any stories you should read them! Their conversation will be the last one in this chapter! Now read my chapter:

3rd person

Percy lay on his bed in Camp Half-Blood in the early morning, suddenly awoken by a loud beep coming from his bedside table. He sat up and leaned over to the table, drowsily groping for his phone. He grabbed it and scrolled through his new messages. 5 from Annabeth telling him to wake up, 2 from his mom wondering how he was, and 1 from… his dad? Percy wondered what Poseidon could possibly want to tell him. Did he want percy to visit him in his underwater palace? Did he want to tell him about the dangers ahead? Or did he want to tell Percy how proud he was of him? Percy looked at the message excitedly. He frowned as he read it. It read,

"Son, would you fetch my clone?"

Percy sighed and replied, so disappointed he almost forgot to wonder about the clone.

"Where is he? 0_0"

"He?"

"Your, ah, clone."

"What? How did you…? No one can know!

"Read your text dad."

"Oh. Heheheh. Stupid phone. Just an autocorrect, sorry for bothering you son, I'll just go now. I only meant to ask you if you would fetch my clam, but no worries, I'll just get it myself."

"So, you have a clone?"

"Nope… just a clam!"

3rd person

A conversation was happening via text messages between Hazel and Nico. Hazel started the messages, but didn't notice what she had said.

"Nico, tit dad to tit this stupid curse off me!"

"Will do…?"

"Tell dad to take the stupid curse off me… 0_0"

Hazel could see no reply.

"Nico?" "No, Nico, don't tell dad that!"

"Too late."

Percy's POV

I stood just outside the entrance to Camp Half-blood, right in the spot that me and my mom had decided to meet. My mom wanted to give me my birthday present, but I wanted to stay at Camp Half-blood for my birthday so she decided to come here. But she was late. I took out my phone impatiently and texted my mom.

"Mom, get the fuck to Camp Half-blood."

I soon got a reply. I wondered why my mom said what she did, but then I looked at my text. My mom had said this:

"Percy! That's no way to talk to your mother!"

I replied quickly:

"I'm sorry! It was an autocorrect! I meant to tell you to shit the pants!"

"Percy…"

"No! I meant slutty pickle!"

"…"

"I don't even get how my message went from normal to…that. I'm not even gonna try to change it, just trust me that was an autocorrect!""…Mom?"

Let's just say that I didn't get my birthday present.

3rd person

Thalia was hungry, and decided to see if Piper would like to join her for lunch. She pulled out her phone.

"Wanna go get a hamster for lunch?"

"I'll pass! Look at your text."

"Oh my gods! I meant hitchhiker!"

"0_0"

"Hell'sKitchen!"

"Halitosis!"

"Hamburger!"

Piper soon replied,

"LOL sure. I'll meet you at the HALLELUJAH stand, as long as they have a veggie burger." "0_0"

Featured autocorrect. Original idea by DeathPrincess.

3rd person

Katie Gardener was in the gardens in Camp Half-blood, trying to decide which plants she should grow there, since it was the start of summer. She pulled out her phone and texted Demeter for advice:

"Hey, mom, which plants are best to grow in the summer? I'm trying to decide what to plant…"

Demeter answered within a few minutes:

"Hmmm… Well, I'd say the best one would be Marijuana."

"Um, I don't think Chiron would let me plant that… Anything else? 0_0

"Well, if not Marijuana, then maybe you'd prefer weed?"

"Why are you so obsessed with drugs?"

"Maybe you would rather plant Tobacco?"

"Mom! Something that is not a drug please!"

"Oh, I didn't mean those things! I meant marigolds, willows, and tomatoes! Stupid phone…"

Thanks for reading! Now this isn't an official contest, but if anyone has an idea for an autocorrect conversation then you can just review or PM it to me and you'll get a shout-out. There's no deadline for this, just if you have an idea you'd like me to write, just tell me! I have to think of some more ideas now, I've already used all my old ideas… Please review!