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"George… I have something important to tell you. And whatever you do you cannot tell anyone… especially mum!" Fred had violently pulled his identical twin brother into the back stock room of Weasley's Wizards Wheezes. The look on Fred's face was so serious that George couldn't even laugh at him. He just nodded and took a seat on a stool nearby.

"Okay. So, I went ring shopping the other day like I said I was going to. When I got back to the flat and I opened the door and heard Hermione getting sick in the bathroom." George arched an eyebrow and stared at his brother wondering why he had to know Hermione was throwing up. "So I went to make sure she was okay, and she was. She was fine of course." George nodded along with him, listening intently. He had a feeling he knew where his brother was going.

"I'm having a baby George." Fred finally spilled it. His blue eyes were boring a hole into the floor of the stock room. He didn't want to look his brother in the eye, but when he heard the scrape of a stool being pushed back he looked up. Before he had a chance to move George pounced on him.

"That's great news brother!" George spoke directly into Fred's ear and pounded him on the back with a fist. "I'm going to be an uncle!" He let go of Fred and danced around the stock room. Exclamations of joy and excitement bellowed from his loud mouth. Before he could let the whole store know Fred grabbed George and covered his mouth.

"I thought I said don't tell anyone?" Fred rolled as his eyes at the sheepish look George gave him. "I have another problem. I bought the ring, the perfect, most beautiful, gorgeous ring in the whole of Diagon Alley for Hermione." He sighed and leaned back against a bare wall.

"How is that a problem?" George crossed his arms over his chest.

"Well, that is a problem, because now Hermione will think I'm only proposing because she's pregnant.

George opened his mouth to make a smart remark, but couldn't think of anything to say. He just nodded, "That is a problem."

"George! I need some more puking pastilles out here if you aren't too busy with your silly brother." The shop manager that the boys had hired as extra help yelled back to them. She wouldn't come back in the room because she knew there was something private going on, but she didn't mind to just yell at them. For the last three months she and George had been dating.

George grinned at his brother and Fred grinned back. The problematic twin reached up above his head and grabbed a box of the requested items and tossed it to George. "I'm going to apparate back to the flat and check on Hermione. Floo us if you and Verity need any help out here, 'kay?" George nodded as Verity yelled at them again.

Fred turned on the spot with a grin and disapparated to a cottage with an overflowing flower bed under the front window. He spotted a little gnome peeking out from behind one of the flowers. For the good of the house occupants he walked over and seized the little devil by the collar and spun him high in the air, finally letting him go to sail across the road into an empty field.

He dusted his hands together before he walked up and knocked lightly on the door. A couple minutes later and Ron pulled the door open. With a surprised look he stepped back to let Fred inside the sitting room. Parvati sat in a big fluffy chair with a book in her hands. By the flushed look on her cheeks and the upside down book Fred had a suspicious he had interrupted some alone time with the 'little kids'. With a sigh he dropped onto the sofa that Ron offered.

"Hey Fred, what's up?" Ron said as he plopped down in the same chair with Parvati. It really was a huge chair. He wrapped his arm protectively around the young girl. She said hi, and it was nice to see Fred, but otherwise she was quiet as a mouse.

"Ron, I have a really big problem. And you can't tell anyone. You either Parvati! Not even mum!" Fred gave the same speech he gave to George and sighed again. Ron and Parvati agreed to be quiet about whatever Fred had to say. "Well, you see, I was going to propose to Hermione yesterday." Parvati gasped and Ron's eyes went wide as saucers. Fred pulled out the emerald engagement ring he had purchased. Parvati marveled while Ron waited for Fred to continue his story.

"I got back to the flat and Hermione was sick. I heard her as I walked in the door." Fred hesitated for a moment, and then spilled what he was going to eventually say.

"Hermione's pregnant Ron…"

Silence filled the room. Ron just stared at his brother and Parvati silently got up and excused herself. Ron and Fred stared at each other in silence, and then Ron nodded as he stood up to hug his brother tightly. Fred hugged him back tightly and pounded on his back.

"So… you won't tell Mum right Ron?" Fred asked as they both pulled apart and sat back down on the couch and chair they had previously occupied. "I mean, I'm going to tell her of course. I just don't want her to get a jumpstart on the nursery or anything." Ron nodded in understanding. When he told Molly Weasley about his engagement she immediately went to ordering dress robes for him.

"Of course I won't tell her Fred. As unbelievable as it is you've kept secrets for me, so I'll keep this quiet for you, I'll also make sure Parvati doesn't tell anyone. Well… anyone except Lavender. I'm sure she already knows." Ron laughed a little bit, and then they bantered on for a few more minutes.

Fred stood up and shook his brother's hand and hugged him once again. Ron showed him to the door and once he was outside on the walk he turned on the spot and disapparated. With a pop he appeared in front of a little apartment building in Diagon Alley. He sighed as he looked at the door that led to his little sisters shared apartment.

He mentally slapped himself and made his way up to the second floor, apartment H and knocked lightly on the door. He half prayed she wasn't home. He half prayed she was. He just really needed her advice, but didn't really want to be teased.

The deadbolt clicked in its place as it slid away from the lock and the door opened wide. Ginny stood there with one hand on her hip and one hand on the door handle, in only a long button up shirt. Fred groaned as he looked away from his sisters half nakedness.

"Ginny! For Merlin's sake! Put on some pants or something!" As soon as the words were out of Fred's mouth Ginny's face turned bright red in anger. He regretted it instantly.

"FRED WEASLEY HOW DARE YOU COME TO MY APARTMENT AND TELL ME TO PUT ON MORE CLOTHES! I LIVE HERE AND YOU DON'T AND WHAT I WEAR IS MY CHOICE NOT YOURS. DON'T COME HERE AND WANT MY ADVICE ABOUT HERMIONE AND TELL ME TO PUT ON CLOTHES!" Ginny punched him on the arm then. "Sorry for yelling all that out loud Harry." The loud redhead turned her head a little to look at the young black haired man leaning against the sofa back chuckling at Fred.

"Hey Fred." "Hey Harry." Greetings exchanged Harry trudged back down the hallway and into the bedroom. Standing in your boxers in front of company was more often than not considered rude. Fred turned his blue eyes on his baby sister then.

"Gin, you really aren't going to help me with this?" She just shook her head.

"I'm not and you shouldn't need any advice. You are the most outgoing of my silly brothers and you don't embarrass or anything." Ginny huffed. "Hermione has got you all messed up!" Fred blinked a couple of times and stared at her.

"I really don't know wha…" Ginny cut him off then.

"JUST GO ASK HER TO MARRY YOU!!" She grabbed his shoulders and spun him away from the door to push him down the hallway. Before he could turn around and say anything else about her lack of pants she slammed the door and turned the deadbolt.

The tricky redhead just grinned and made his way to the side walk so he could apparate back to his Hermione. Once he was on the sidewalk a window above him opened up and Ginny leaned her head out of it.

"By the way Fred, it's pretty cute how crazy Hermione makes you." She slammed the window then and disappeared from his view. Fred then turned on the spot and apparated in front of the door to his flat. He unlocked it and quickly strode inside to found Hermione in the kitchen. She had her wand out and was in the process of magically cutting up several different types of vegetables for a stew. Her back was facing Fred as he strode almost silently into the kitchen. The prankster got down onto one knee and cleared his throat to get her attention.

Hermione turned around and dropped her wand with a gasp.

(A/n. I am so sorry that this took as long as it did. They STILL aren't engaged. But no worries, they will be next chapter. And if you don't mind I put up a poll to determine the sex and stuff of their baby.

Should Mrs. Weasley find out? I was thinking of having Fred buy a house. For Hermione. And une petit bebe.

Let me know what you think! Seriously! I need ideas and things!