Season 4 Ep 4

Chuck vs the Coup d'Etat

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Chuck was lying in bed when he heard "Chuck"

He opened up his eyes and heard it again. "Chuck"

Looking down, the love of his life was at the end of his bed, dressed in a beautiful nighty, massaging his feet. The feeling of deja vu came back to him.

"OH crap, Sarah, I know this is a dream, and we've been here before so please please say there is not a large knife behind your back."

"Chuck," Sarah spoke. "This is not a dream, this is foreshadowing." And she held up her hand with a wedding ring proudly displayed.

The real Chuck, sound asleep in bed smiled a smile that would last all night long, because in his dream Sarah showed him how she said 'yes'.

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Sarah turned over in bed and closed her eyes, the smile coming to her face again. She felt really good telling him that. It had been all she had been thinking about since he had been down on one knee in front of her. Chuck was right; communication was going to be harder than she thought, but maybe more of these late night chats would help.

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Even though Chuck was sound asleep, Shadow never slept. The Intersect paced back and forth, absorbing the whole conversation that Sarah had.

It was then that the Intersect decided that he had to start taking an active role in making his host happy. He thought that the dream he was currently having was a good place to start.

If Shadow had learned anything, it was that he was more productive without the more emotionally constipated internal monologue of Chuck's when he was upset over something with Sarah. It was so annoying in fact, that it was the only thing that made him hide in his Tardis (or box) , and he hated being in the box.

"Time to tweek the dream centers.."

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Inside Sarah's brain, the Adorable Psycho was so happy she was vibrating. Already she was planning the wedding night.

Dear Diary.

Today, the host that tries to keep me boxed up made a startling revelation. She is ready to totally take the hunky nerd every day, in every way, using multiple techniques.

She then looked up at the hundreds of pictures of Chuck all over the wall ( what she called her Nerd Heaven).

And starting scribbling in the margins.

Wedding night supplies

Condoms – at least 1000

(She paused at that then scratched it out "What was I thinking… More reason to lay claim to my man)

Water – 20 cases

Protein shakes – sex umm six or seven cases

Vitamin's – Flintstone (gotta have bam bam)

Pizza delivery on set schedule.

Handcuffs

Whisk

Egg beater

Wet celery.

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Thanks to jagged1 for the awesome bata, and Medic Gone Mad for winning the bet and having put in the Bam Bam reference. (She made me put this in too).

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