Next chappie to ways to annoy roy hehehe!!
Mission 4: Get a phone.
The twins were bored and then thought of a brilliant way to stop their boredom. They picked up their phone and dialed in Mustang's work number and rung it. Nial had to cough a few times as he was good at doing this person's voice.
"Hello?" Mustang said.
"Helloo Roy! It Hughes here!!" Nial said.
"Hughes stop bugging me!" Mustang growled and hung up.
The twins were laughing their heads off.
"My turn." Nigel grinned.
Mustang's phone rang.
"Hello" Mustang said, still in a mood.
"Mustang, I love you!" Nigel giggled, in a girly voice.
Mustang put the phone down. -I'm surprised hes not trying to chat 'her' up-
"That...was scary..." Mustang said.
A day later.
Mustang's phone rung again.
"Hello" Mustang said.
"I love you!" Nigel said, in his girly voice.
"Gah!" Mustang screamed and put down the phone.
The twins laughed harder.
"I got one." Nial snickered.
Ten minutes later, the phone rang again.
"What!" Mustang growled.
"Sig ikke du, hvad til mig!" Nial said. -don't you say what to me-
"Ok...What are you saying?" Mustang asked.
"Jeg siger, at du har ved stolthed og at du ynder roderi med kvinders hoveder" Nial muttered. -I am saying that you have know pride and that you love to mess with women's heads, meaning like play with their hearts etc-
"I can't understand your language!" Mustang yelled.
"Og jeg kan ikke forstå, hvordan du er oberst! Når du er dum og stum!" Nial yelled back. -And I can't understand how you are a colonel! When you are stupid and dumb!-
Mustang slammed the phone down.
"Now now, sir, don't slam down the phone" Hawkeye said.
"This is worst than that weird girl!" Mustang complained.
"The one who kicked you where it hurts?" Havoc asked.
"Yeah!" Mustang said.
"That...was funny" Braida laughed.
Mustang glared at them.
There was another phone call.
"Gee, you're popular.." Hawkeye said, and got up and answered the phone, without saying hello.
"Mustang, I love you!" Nigel snickered.
Hawkeye put the phone down and turned to Mustang.
"Some girl said they love you..." Hawkeye said.
"Gah! She's been doing this since yesterday! I don't know how she got this number!" Mustang said, freaking out.
The phone rang again and Hawkeye answered it again.
"Jste usnul s mé přítelkyně!" Nial said. -You slept with my girlfriend! (haha thats a big lie nial hahaha-
"How can I sleep with your girlfriend? I'm a girl. I would advise you to stop prankcalling, Nial and Nigel." Hawkeye said, understanding the fluent language.
"Gah! We've been caught!" Nial squeeled and hung up.
Mustang went back to his desk.
"Its the twins... Idiots" Mustang growled.
"They're most probaly the girl who keeps saying 'I love you' too." Hawkeye sighed.
"Thats a relieve...but creepy" Mustang muttered and went back to work.
The twins were walking round town and then saw Ling.
"Ling! Hey, we got a mission for you!" Nial called.
"Really? I'm in!" Ling said.
Lan Fan and Fu looked at each other.
The twins entered the office of Mustang.
"Hello!" Nigel bellowed.
"You two... Don't call this number for no entire reason!" Mustang said.
"What? We never called you." Nigel argued.
Then the phone rang.
"Hello" Mustang said.
"أهلا..!! هل حصل وطنكم التأمين?" Ling said, in Xingese. -OK Not in xingese (duh) but its arabic :D I did this in my other story, originally with ling, but then i decided to put this in it hehe. oh it means Hello! Have you got your home insurance?-
Mustang knew xingese, as rumors have it, he comes from Xing! -well, ma sis said he does coz he doesnt look much amestrian but xingese...i agree :D but anywho... we make him xingese hehe-
"لا, لسنا في حاجة البيت الأول للتأمين, شكرا لك وداعا" Mustang smirked. -no, I don't need home insurance, thank you goodbye-
Mustang hung up and the twins and everyone else were looking at him.
"OH MY GOD! YOU KNOW FLUENT XINGESE!!" Nial screamed.
"Sir, how do you do that?" Havoc said.
"He's an alien, thats all you need to know" Ed said.
"Please, I know Xingese," Mustang said, glaring at them all. "Plus, how do you know that I was speaking Xingese, Nial and Nigel?" Mustang was smirking.
"Coz we come from Xing! Don't skit!" Nial lied.
Nial and Nigel then legged it out of the room.
"Failed!" Nigel hissed.
"Mustang is a clever alien!" Nial whined.
Nigel and Nial then went home, after work, and then found Ling.
"Do you know any other language?" Nial asked.
"No, sorry" Ling said.
"Ok. See ya! Here's all Mustang's food that we stole! No more food for him!" Nigel yelled, as they ran off.
They ran into Katie.
"Yo, Katie, do you know any languages?" Nigel asked.
"Drachma!" Katie said. -not really, obiously, but, oh well :D-
"You got a mission!" Nial grinned.
"Nope, you guys are bonkers anyway. See ya" Katie said and turned around and walked off.
"Its involves Mustang!" Nial called.
Katie turns around and walks back.
"I'm in"
The twins come back in the office.
"Roy-My-Boy!!" They called.
"Greeeeaaaattt" Mustang sighed.
The phone rang and Mustang picked it up.
"Hello?" Mustang said.
"Вы впитываете воду" Katie said. -you suck in water.- +Its actually russian :D+
"What?" Mustang muttered.
"назовите себя алхимиком пламени?" Katie said. -call yourself the flame alchemist?-
"What the hell are you saying!!" Mustang yelled.
"Вы должны уйти. ОСТАВЛЕННЫЙ! ОСТАВЛЕННЫЙ! ОСТАВЛЕННЫЙ! ОСТАВЛЕННЫЙ!!!" Katie yelled. -You should quit. QUIT! QUIT! QUIT! QUIT!!! -
"Stop bothering me!" Mustang yelled.
"Я ненавижу Вас, и все мужчины убьют Вас! Поскольку Вы украли их подруг. Я желаю, чтобы Вы умерли" Katie snorted. -I hate you and all men will kill you! As you steal their girlfriends. I wish you die-
Mustang then hung up.
The twins walked out and high fived each other. They were happy that they have annoyed Mustang.
hehe!! if you guys want that website that I have found that lets you change whatever ur sayin to another language...just ask :P