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ARKANSAS: Great scenery, brilliant people, *laughs* um...we got Wal-Mart?

"I bet I have more tourist attractions than any of you little-ings," Nevada slurred, drunk off his head.

"Oh, really?" New York stood up from where he was watching the baseball game, "Do you have the Empire State building?"

"Maybe somewhere in Vegas," Nevada shrugged, "Not like I can remember,"

"I have Hollywood!" California proclaimed, "The beginning of all the movies!"

"Um..." Wyoming looked at California, "They make movies everywhere,"

"No! In Hollywood, DUH!"

Arkansas felt like it was his time, his place, his...state...ish...(P.S. They were in D.C., who has a personification, but we'll get to that later).

Arkansas stood up.

"You have something you want to brag about?" Maryland moaned from the couch.

"Well..." Arkansas started.

"Will it be weird?" Georgia asked.

"Um..." Arkansas scratched his head, "No!"

New Jersey plugged his ears, don't want to get the weird cells.

"We have great scenery," Arkansas began.

New York, New Jersey, Maryland, Georgia and etc. raised their eyebrows.

"Brilliant people..." Arkansas begins to laugh nervously.

New York stood up, but before he could start yelling, or, worse.

Arkansas spoke up, "WE'VE GOT WAL-MART!"

"BRAVO!" California cheered.

"Why," Arkansas looked pleased, "Thank you,"

"I'm watching the Oscars," California looked over her shoulders, "Not you, klutz,"

Arkansas silently cried.

America rushed into the room, "What's wrong! I'm the hero!"

"Dad..." Georgia trailed off.

"You see," America calmed down, slightly, "It went silent, so I thought you guys were taken out by aliens!"

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