If someone told you that I was a morning person then they just told a big fat lie. People could probably say I'm Oscar the grouch off Sesame Street because I'm not nice and don't look very pretty either. Sadly I'm not one of the wake up beautiful type.
So here I am in my blue moo moo, black hair sticking out everywhere and blurry eyes coming out of my room at 5:30 am. I slowly make my way to the kitchen to see something I wish I could erase from my mind. There in my kitchen is Kiba ,only in a pair of sweat pants, running around pretty much freaking out.
"What are you doing? Why is there smoke everywhere? What did you do?" I practically screamed. I don't know what was running through this boys mind but he turned around with a big smile leaning against my counter like three seconds ago he wasn't freaking out.
"I am ,um, making some breakfast. Anything wrong?" Kiba said while scratching the top of his head. Oh this boy was going to kill me.
"As a matter of fact something is wrong. There is smoke practically filling my whole apartment and I don't know why." I stated bluntly.
"Hey this is OUR apartment now and the smoke, well lets say I'm not the best chef in the world." Kiba smiled sheepishly. My eyes travel behind him to what his body was blocking from my view moment ago. There sat my favorite pan burnt WITH burnt eggs in them.
I let a small chuckle, maybe not girly but its to early for that. " So knowing you can't cook, you came into the kitchen and used MY favorite pan. And yes MY pan. Do you want to know why this is my pan? Because I bought it with my own money which I worked really hard for.!" By the end of my gorgeous speech I'm practically huffing out of breath. How does Ino talk so much with out breathing. Humans need air!
Kiba's face kinda fell a little bit. "I was just trying to make you some eggs in the morning. I thought you would want to eat some actual breakfast material food." By now I cant even see his face his head is hung so low. Of course now I feel bad.
I let out a tiny sigh and walk up to him. "Look Kiba I'm sorry for yelling at you. I'm just not used to it k?" Kiba's head slowly rose from the depths of sadness with a smile on his face.
"Glad to hear that." He picks up my pan to scrape out the burnt eggs when I noticed something.
"Hey Kiba how many eggs did you use?" I asked. I was on to something and if I was right then all hell was going to break loose.
"Um I think two why?" Kiba asked.
"Were you going to eat with me?" I asked. Awwww man I was so close.
"Ya I was. I'm what my mom would call a growing boy." With that he struck a weird pose that looked like it belonged to a guy in a green jump suit. Never mind that.
A evil smile crosses my lips. "Well guess what? Those eggs were only enough for one! So my guess is that you lied to me and only made eggs for you!" by now I was jabbing my finger into her highly noticeable undressed chest.
Now Kiba, as I guessed, was freaking out and sputtering all over the place. Then he stops and looks me up and down. Slowly I look down to see what he see. A very pale girl in a snug fitting blue moo moo.
"Hey Hinata, is that a moo moo?" he asked with a sly grin. Suddenly his hands were on my side. "My mom used to wear them."
"So! Young people can wear moo moos to. I like my moo moo. Its comfortable and is easy to take off if I'm hot at night." I said stiffly realizing to late what I said.
"It's easy to take off?" he asked with a quirked eyebrow, "Then when I get an opening it'll be easy right? You'll have to remember to wear that."
Get an opening? Like I would ever like him enough to give him an opening. If anyone got an opening it would be Naruto. "Look here buddy we are just roommates so don't you dare try to become more or rape me." I look him up and down trying not to noticed how low the sweat pants were hanging on his hips, "And you look like the rapist type.". With that I walked away to take a shower and get ready for my day. I could hear Kiba chuckle and knew that I just won him over a little bit. Maybe he will start treating me with respect.
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Before Kiba came I could take a shower and walk out naked to get my cloths. Old habits are hard to break, let me tell you. But I did remember to wear a towel. So here I am only wearing a towel walking down the hall as fast as I can hoping to get to my room in time. I'm almost there. Only a few feet away when suddenly something tan knocked into me. Luckily I landed going forward and not backwards.
I closed my eyes hoping that it wasn't what I thought it was. I was proved wrong when a heard a low grumble. Opening my eyes I see Kiba looking down his chest with a blush spreading across his cheeks. I look down to see him looking at my precious lumps (boobs) pressed against him.
"Stop looking a me you freak!" I screamed trying to push off of him.
Kiba tried standing up at the same time which didn't end very well. As soon as he got up I slipped on water that I guess I didn't wipe off my legs earlier. So of course I slipped in it and grabbed onto Kiba. And once again you could hear a thud from something (us) hitting the floor. Now here we are again with Kiba on top of me and my towel hanging half way off exposing my chest and a little bit of my stomach.
I hear Kiba groan and I'm pretty sure why when I feel something press against my thigh. Only my morning could go like this.
"Ok Kiba lets get up slowly but you have to close your eyes." I say. Kiba only nods in approval. Ever so slowly Kiba rises off of me with his eyes closed. All I can seem to look at is his blushing face. It kinda looks cute.
With that thought being pushed to the back of my head I get out from under him and wrap the towel tightly around me while running to my room and slamming the door. I really hope this doesn't make it awkward around him now.
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walking down the street with my hand combing through my hair, I finally let out a sigh. Opening my eyes to the the very pink haired cougar I let out a banshee scream. "God damn it Sakura what are you trying to do to me? Suck the life from my mouth?"
Sakura just lets out a very natural giggle. Ah to be beautiful. "Um I wasn't trying to suck the life out of you. I was just waiting for you to open those eyes of yours and stop frowning. Seriously though stop frowning it'll give you some ugly lines you can't afford."
This makes a smile appear on my lips. "What are you trying to say? That I already got enough ugly lines on my face? For your info my face is line free so far!" By now were both out right laughing causing my mind to forget what happened and sadly for us the town wombats heard.
Karin and Ino stealthily walk up arm in arm. Ino was smiling while Karin was Sneering. If you don't know who Karin is then you don't understand true friends/enemies. She was like Ino in the talks to long type of way except mean. She will use you to get what she wants and come crawling back when she needs friends. On some level I liked her.
Karin had long furious red had, a body any girl would kill for and a smart moth to get her out of sticky situations. Is it me or does every one of my friends have great body's? What happened to mine god? Jeez.
"So you guys heading to work?" Ino asked with enthusiasm I had seconds ago.
"Um Ino they go to work at this time everyday so I'm guessing they are duh." Karin said with a evil stare towards Ino.
Sakura's eyes were starting to twitch. "Karin what are you doing?" Karin eyes looked like they went to hawk eyes.
"Well Sakura I'm not looking at your ugly as now am I? Nope I'm looking at that shop of fried octopuses."Karin said staring off into the distance.
I let out a sigh knowing this couldn't be avoided. "You guys we don't have to do this again..." I was cut off...again.
"Oh really? Is that big fat ugly octopus man your new target? Thats ok but make sure you don't have herpes. We don't want you to spread that now do we." Sakura said with a smug smile while waggling her finger.
"What are you trying to say bitch? That I sleep around with a lot of guys with herpes or something?" Karin asked with a red angered face.
Off in the distance was Ino checking out her chipped nail.
"Well I didn't say you slept with a lot of guys even though we all know you do." Sakura whispered the last part with glee. Before things could get to out of hand I decided to step in.
"So Sakura we have to started walking again before were late for work." I say. Lately we haven't been late.
"Oh thats true well tata Karin and it was nice to see you again Ino." Said Sakura. Our only response was a wave from Ino and a glare from Karin.
I let out another sigh. God damn it why must this always happen. "I can not believe Karin always shows up. Who does she thing she is. The beautiful farting pony? I think not! Theres logic here my friend. Everyone gets past the farts because its beautiful but Karin! She..."
I had to think of something fast or Sakura would just go on and on and on forever! So to stop her I blurted out the first thing that popped into my head. "So I fell on Kiba after I got out of the shower and he got a boner. No biggie." Why the hell did I just say that!
Automatically Sakura stopped everything she was doing. And when I say everything, I mean everything. She stopped walking and was in mid sentenced. Then she pounced.
"OMG HINATA WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME SOONER? This is like the new hot thing. I gotta...i gotta do something. Wait no you have to spill the beans! And don't ask because yes I said spill the beans." Sakura practically screamed in my now deaf left ear.
Now I have to tell her. "Well I just stepped out of the shower with a towel on and forgot my cloths. When I went to go get them we fell into each other and I guess he got a boner." I shrugged it off like it was nothing but inside I was freaking out all over again.
"oh so he thinks you hot. Well then...LET THE ROMANCE BEGIN!" Once again Sakura has screamed.
We walked into the coffee shop. I had a bad ear and Sakura was grinning from ear to ear.
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When Naruto walked in I was mentaly freaking out scared that Kiba called him and told hime something. But he just did the usual. Like normal. Right before he was leaving he turned around and said "See you later Hinata at you and Kibas house."
Mentally confused I said "What? Um what do you mean Naruto?"
"Oh Kiba didn't tell you? Oh well me and some guys are having a bro sleep at your apartment." Naruto said cooly and walked away. I could feel my mouth gaping open. I think a fly flew into it. When I get home im gonna keep my pimp hand strong!
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Getting off work I practically ran down the street to my apartment. Opening up the apartment it was like this morning exept something was different. Smoke was everywhere and there was kiba in the kitchen im going to suspect making dinner. The only thing I could see was his upper half, the rest was covvered by smoke HE was making.
"What gives you the right to have a sleepover?" I practically scream like Sakura. Kiba spins around wide eyed and fidgets around. I don't know why till I get closer. I can see him better now and I wish I couldn't.
He was naked and I was too close for comfort.